"Okay fellas...see...we've got to keep Jedi and our offense on the field, right? Other wise the defense has to play and they might throw at me. And if they throw at me...well...fuck, guys. There is no nice way to say this. We're gonna lose. 'Cause right now I'm so fucking high I can't tie my own shoes, much less cover a fly pattern. Crap. Did anyone else see Hokie turn into a wombat? No? See? SEE? If I step on the field we. Are. Fucked. So let's go out there and run Jedi 'til he drops and win this one for the wombat!"
Yeah...I can see how that would be pretty persuasive.
Yeah...I can see how that would be pretty persuasive.