I'm a bit rushed so this is a light version
WEST
1) Mentone Beach Assault
2) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
3a) Virginia George Washingtons
3b) Mighty Chihuahuas
3c) Long Beach Dub All-Stars
6) Bakersfield Nanananas
7) Saginaw Supernovas
8) Dallas Hitmen would be in a multi-way tie for the third spot if they were in the East
9) Beantown Bastards
10) Big Bear Avalanche
11) Steel City Sentinels
12) Idaho Rex
13a) Eugene SLUGs effectively CPU
13b) Los Angeles Cobras CPU
15) Pittsburgh Stillers
16) Washington Bow Chicka Brown Cows
EAST
1) Tennessee Fury
2) Boston Bears
3a) Sleepy Hollow Horsemen would be in a multi-way tie for the 8th spot if they were in the West
3b) Dirty Cheetahs
3c) Louisiana State Tighas
6a) Phoenix Scorpions
6b) Saint Paul Vulcans
8) Enghave Evolution
9) Houston Toxins
10) New Jersey Mobsters
11) NJ Hitmen
12) Los Angeles Bicycle Clowns
13) Philadelphia Birds
14) Atlantic City Aces
15a) Texas Wrecking Crew CPU
15b) Iowa Hogeyes CPU
WEST
1) Mentone Beach Assault
2) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
3a) Virginia George Washingtons
3b) Mighty Chihuahuas
3c) Long Beach Dub All-Stars
6) Bakersfield Nanananas
7) Saginaw Supernovas
8) Dallas Hitmen would be in a multi-way tie for the third spot if they were in the East
9) Beantown Bastards
10) Big Bear Avalanche
11) Steel City Sentinels
12) Idaho Rex
13a) Eugene SLUGs effectively CPU
13b) Los Angeles Cobras CPU
15) Pittsburgh Stillers
16) Washington Bow Chicka Brown Cows
EAST
1) Tennessee Fury
2) Boston Bears
3a) Sleepy Hollow Horsemen would be in a multi-way tie for the 8th spot if they were in the West
3b) Dirty Cheetahs
3c) Louisiana State Tighas
6a) Phoenix Scorpions
6b) Saint Paul Vulcans
8) Enghave Evolution
9) Houston Toxins
10) New Jersey Mobsters
11) NJ Hitmen
12) Los Angeles Bicycle Clowns
13) Philadelphia Birds
14) Atlantic City Aces
15a) Texas Wrecking Crew CPU
15b) Iowa Hogeyes CPU