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Immediate Release

MaRAWK!!o ownership would like to announce that after months of contract talks, we may have signed the biggest free agent in franchise history. However, the giantness of this free agent can not be measured in height alone because actually he wears boots so he can get on amusement park rides, but just stick with us here because he is HUUUUUUUUUGE!!!!!!!

MaRAWK!!o has put the finishing touches on signing our house band: MaRAWK!!odile. Prepare to have your faces surgically reattached if it is still possible as this powerhouse rock group is going to be searing the backs of your skulls directly through your eyes!!!!! Already the band has completed a new theme song for the team which will be played live before every game. They will also perform at half time and pretty much whenever the hell they feel like it.

For months the band line up has been widely rumored and we can now confirm that Tommy Lee will be playing drums while both lead guitar and bass will both be played by an 8 armed Demon who will play for season tickets. However, the biggest news in the history of Space, man or Africa is that Ronnie James Dio will be fronting the band.

Behold: MaRAWK!!odile. Live for the first time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szcVWTyrq_Q

Mmm I don't get it!!! You signed Tommy Lee so he can walk around your changerooms most likely with his monster cock out!!! What sort of show do you run down there at MaRAWK?

Originally posted by balony_pony16
Mmm I don't get it!!! You signed Tommy Lee so he can walk around your changerooms most likely with his monster cock out!!! What sort of show do you run down there at MaRAWK?

It seems you know Tommy Lee very well.

BILL, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WORE HIGH HEELS!!!

THIS, AS IT WERE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Ta0qCG8No

Originally posted by RonaldusMagnus
BILL, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WORE HIGH HEELS!!!

THIS, AS IT WERE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Ta0qCG8No

No! That is incorrect. As a matter of fact, we may be changing the name of the House Band based on this.

However, despite that you may denigrate Elton John, Saturday Night is Alright for Fightin is the pre-eminent metal cover song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOA6USLxSsw

And you should know that MaRAWK!!o is gonna be about as loaded as a diesel train. Time to set this town alight.

Originally posted by BillSaidSux
Originally posted by RonaldusMagnus

BILL, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WORE HIGH HEELS!!!

THIS, AS IT WERE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Ta0qCG8No

No! That is incorrect. As a matter of fact, we may be changing the name of the House Band based on this.

However, despite that you may denigrate Elton John, Saturday Night is Alright for Fightin is the pre-eminent metal cover song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOA6USLxSsw

And you should know that MaRAWK!!o is gonna be about as loaded as a diesel train. Time to set this town alight.

nah, ej's allright!!! my kids love that song. did you know if he had as many dicks sticking out of him as he's had stuck in him he'd look like a porcupine???

Originally posted by RonaldusMagnus
Originally posted by BillSaidSux

Originally posted by RonaldusMagnus


BILL, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WORE HIGH HEELS!!!

THIS, AS IT WERE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Ta0qCG8No

No! That is incorrect. As a matter of fact, we may be changing the name of the House Band based on this.

However, despite that you may denigrate Elton John, Saturday Night is Alright for Fightin is the pre-eminent metal cover song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOA6USLxSsw

And you should know that MaRAWK!!o is gonna be about as loaded as a diesel train. Time to set this town alight.

nah, ej's allright!!! my kids love that song. did you know if he had as many dicks sticking out of him as he's had stuck in him he'd look like a porcupine???

I have spent very little time imaging how that would look actually, but he probably would look like a porcupine in fact. An excellent point.

Originally posted by letan24
Originally posted by balony_pony16

Mmm I don't get it!!! You signed Tommy Lee so he can walk around your changerooms most likely with his monster cock out!!! What sort of show do you run down there at MaRAWK?

It seems you know Tommy Lee very well.

I've seen this video of him on a boat....but there was this girl

Originally posted by balony_pony16
Mmm I don't get it!!! You signed Tommy Lee so he can walk around your changerooms most likely with his monster cock out!!! What sort of show do you run down there at MaRAWK?

Hey Tommy will have to find his own goat......

Sad thing is a lot of youth don't know Dio.. my nephew only knew of him from the beginning of the Jack Black flick Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI

Originally posted by Speedcat622
Sad thing is a lot of youth don't know Dio.. my nephew only knew of him from the beginning of the Jack Black flick Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI

That is why MaRAWK!!o is bringing him to the masses. Even the last in line for tix will have their day joyously lifted as if they had seen a rainbow in the dark.

The people need to know. Dio RAWK!!s.

Originally posted by BillSaidSux
Originally posted by Speedcat622

Sad thing is a lot of youth don't know Dio.. my nephew only knew of him from the beginning of the Jack Black flick Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI

That is why MaRAWK!!o is bringing him to the masses. Even the last in line for tix will have their day joyously lifted as if they had seen a rainbow in the dark.

The people need to know. Dio RAWK!!s.


Bring on the Holy Diver.