aite im back.....brand new episode....its goin down....
FRANCHIZE TIME BABY!!!
Episode 3
Player- Kaiser Sosai
Born in 1977 to a japenese mother and german father.....many thought this kid looked a lil like kevin spacey........? he was born with wrinkles and an old mans penis, similar to the one mecca carter is packin these dayz.....
anyway, this particular player came into the Canada A4 league on a harder route. He was unable to attend high school and college as he failed the required grades. He then enrolled as a toilet cleaner at the local Mcdonalds in Lake Eire. He held this position for a very long time.....mostly becus he enjoys eating the mushed up brown big macs which unknown to him was actually just called shit......
On Feb 13th , Friday. ironically he had a lucky day......the owner of the Lake Eire Levithians MF3K?! was in a real need for a poo.....so he went and took a dump out back of mcdonalds as he couldnt hold in till he got home. On his way through the door he bumped into Kaiser and immediately recognized him.....
"hey your that kevin spacey guy........our football team could use someone like you to be the face of our franchise, ever herd of the Levithians?"
"no, i havent actually... whats up with the really gay name though? seriosuly" he forgot to tell him that he wasnt kevin spacey....
"i dont know....first thing that came into my head. pop down tomorow at 4. well sort something out then"
he left before Kaiser could say something. On his arrival home he told his parents about this job offer. his German father went angry with rage and demanded that he play soccer!
which sounded like...
"Warum wird Sie nicht Fußball spielen?"
unable to understand what he sed, he turned to his mother.
"なぜコンピュータで動作しない"
the following day they tried him out at QB and for their luck he acutally did a pretty gd job.....he played week in week out
and the leviathans did nothing else but make him pass........even Kaiser got bored with his pass attempts......
as did the rest of canada a4....
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Alonzo, SeedIn, speedy u guys may get bigger numbers....but believe me wen i say if Tommy got that many pass attempts, Franchize would be out and away on his way to the first MVP title.
oh and Leviathans, as much as the playoffs go, expect the unexpected
Y.C.G'S UP IN DIS BITCH
we dethroned the perfect season, the chemistry is on the rise.....no one stoppin us now
Peace x
BREAKING NEWS!!!
MECCA CARTER HAS SUFFERED LIFE CHANGING EFFECTS......AFTER BEING BEHIND THE HEELS OF OZMOSIS HIS FACE CAUGHT FIRE. TO PROTECT HIS STATUS AND REPUTATION OF BEING AN ALREDI UGLY MUTHAFUCKA HE CHANGED HIS REAL NAME TO TOM CARTER...........OZMOSIS RECENTLY MANAGED TO GRAB SOME FOOTAGE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSaISXW9ki4
FRANCHIZE TIME BABY!!!
Episode 3
Player- Kaiser Sosai
Born in 1977 to a japenese mother and german father.....many thought this kid looked a lil like kevin spacey........? he was born with wrinkles and an old mans penis, similar to the one mecca carter is packin these dayz.....
anyway, this particular player came into the Canada A4 league on a harder route. He was unable to attend high school and college as he failed the required grades. He then enrolled as a toilet cleaner at the local Mcdonalds in Lake Eire. He held this position for a very long time.....mostly becus he enjoys eating the mushed up brown big macs which unknown to him was actually just called shit......
On Feb 13th , Friday. ironically he had a lucky day......the owner of the Lake Eire Levithians MF3K?! was in a real need for a poo.....so he went and took a dump out back of mcdonalds as he couldnt hold in till he got home. On his way through the door he bumped into Kaiser and immediately recognized him.....
"hey your that kevin spacey guy........our football team could use someone like you to be the face of our franchise, ever herd of the Levithians?"
"no, i havent actually... whats up with the really gay name though? seriosuly" he forgot to tell him that he wasnt kevin spacey....
"i dont know....first thing that came into my head. pop down tomorow at 4. well sort something out then"
he left before Kaiser could say something. On his arrival home he told his parents about this job offer. his German father went angry with rage and demanded that he play soccer!
which sounded like...
"Warum wird Sie nicht Fußball spielen?"
unable to understand what he sed, he turned to his mother.
"なぜコンピュータで動作しない"
the following day they tried him out at QB and for their luck he acutally did a pretty gd job.....he played week in week out
and the leviathans did nothing else but make him pass........even Kaiser got bored with his pass attempts......
as did the rest of canada a4....
------------------------------------------------------
Alonzo, SeedIn, speedy u guys may get bigger numbers....but believe me wen i say if Tommy got that many pass attempts, Franchize would be out and away on his way to the first MVP title.
oh and Leviathans, as much as the playoffs go, expect the unexpected
Y.C.G'S UP IN DIS BITCH
we dethroned the perfect season, the chemistry is on the rise.....no one stoppin us now
Peace x
BREAKING NEWS!!!
MECCA CARTER HAS SUFFERED LIFE CHANGING EFFECTS......AFTER BEING BEHIND THE HEELS OF OZMOSIS HIS FACE CAUGHT FIRE. TO PROTECT HIS STATUS AND REPUTATION OF BEING AN ALREDI UGLY MUTHAFUCKA HE CHANGED HIS REAL NAME TO TOM CARTER...........OZMOSIS RECENTLY MANAGED TO GRAB SOME FOOTAGE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSaISXW9ki4
