Okay here are the rankings after game 12. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Legal Smexies (12-0) LW 1 - Well, the regular season game of the year is all over with. The Smexies beat up Yourself. Still three tough teams left to play on the schedule though.
The theme this season: "Do ya think I'm Smexy?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIlHt_syoSE
Next opponent: at #5 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-4)
*#2 Czech Yourself (10-2) LW 2 - Well don't feel bad Czech Yourself. It was only a 55 point debacle. But look what's coming next. Some nice, cute and cuddly Wolverines to take out your frustrations on. Awww.
Hey, you guys are still #2 and also the second ranked team in Alpha.
Next opponent: #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-6)
#3 Croatian Killer Turtles (9-3) LW 3 - CKT has got back to their winning ways, posting two consecutive victories. But they still have two tough teams that are looking to make the play offs up next. Starting with the Blues.
Next opponent: #7 Danube Blues (8-4)
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (9-3) LW 6 - The Wolfpack have put up five wins in a row and are looking good to keep a top 4 spot and a home game for the play offs. Shouldn't be too hard with three cream puff teams left in their final four games.The Hitmen should make for a nice sixth win in a row.
Next opponent: at #11 Hungarian Hitmen (4-8)
#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (8-4) LW 4 - Amsterdam beat the Crack 48-37 and put a halt to Krakow's 3 game win streak.
You can tell the Crack to read the sign, but they just don't pay attention!
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/823-cops-are-stupid.jpg
Hey, that's just how they roll.
Next opponent: at #8 Average Joe's (8-4)
#6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-4) LW 5 - The log jam of 8-4 teams are all chasing the Crack
http://media.bigoo.ws/content/57/267757/Funny-But-Stupid-People-Pictures.gif
Next opponent: #1 Legal Smexies (12-0)
#7 Danube Blues (8-4) LW 7 - 10 wins are a definite for the blues. But their two biggest rivals from BBB are still on the schedule in CKT and Czech. If they want a shot at a home game for the play offs they will need to score a win against one or both oft hese teams.
Next opponent: at #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (9-3)
#8 Average Joe's (8-4) LW 9 - The Joe's have a tough final four games left to play. They need this win badly to help them along to the play offs.
Next opponent: #6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (8-4)
#9 Bohemia Gryphons (7-5) LW 8 - One more easy win fort he Gryphons up next, but then it is a very tough three opponents to close out the season. Wins will be hard to come by after the Tycoons game.
Next opponent: at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-12)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-6) LW 10 - The Wolverines have clawed their way back into the post season race. After a 2-6 start they have won 4 in a row to get back to .500. They might just have to win the rest oft heir games to earn a ticket to the post season.
They can start with Czech Yourself up next.
Next opponent: at #2 Czech Yourself (10-2)
#11 Hungarian Hitmen (4-8) LW 11 - The Hitmen just didn't have a good time this season. Kind of like a drunk guy in a police station
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW3xEbhs3ug&feature=player_embedded
Next opponent: #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (9-3)
#12 Greece Lightning (3-9) LW 12 - Their season can be summed up in two words.............face plant!
http://www.break.com/index/extreme_bike_face_plant.html
Next opponent: #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-12)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (2-10) LW 13 - The Impalers season was like a compilation of failing moments
http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-embarrassing-and-busted-photos.html
Next opponent: #14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-10)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-10) LW 14 - Ever had one of those really bad embarrassing moments that just define how your whole season went? Here's Belmont's:
http://www.break.com/index/embarrasing_hot_tub_accident.html
Next opponent: at #13 Wallachia Impalers (2-10)
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-12) LW 15 - The Tigers must have felt like these nerds being berated by Triumph all season long.
http://www.hulu.com/embed/rc1Wvh2tBv-pmMMFLmUEcw
Next opponent: at #12 Greece Lightning (3-9)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-12) LW 16 - Twelve straight games they have given up 3 digit scoring to opponents. These guys have exactly what it takes to make it thirteen.
Go Tycoons!
Next opponent: #9 Bohemia Gryphons (7-5)
*****WEEK 13 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0, Week 8: 7-1, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1
Overall: 61-11
GOW: 7-2
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-10) at #13 Wallachia Impalers (2-10) = Wallachia Impalers - Just pick one and be done with it.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-12) at #12 Greece Lightning (3-9) = Greece Lightning - No chance for Nyiregyhaza, take the Lightning.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#9 Bohemia Gryphons (7-5) at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-12) = Bohemia Gryphons - Easy win for the Gryphons.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (9-3) at #11 Hungarian Hitmen (4-8) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Who's hungry? Who's hungry?..............Wolfpack are hungry like the wolf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv6Cr5LZStE
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (8-4) at #8 Average Joe's (8-4) = Amsterdam Hallucinations - A win for either team would help put one of these teams over the top and into a lock for the play offs.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Danube Blues (8-4) at #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (9-3) = CKT - I think the Killer Turtles have a fever, And the only prescription is more cow bell!
http://www.dirtybutton.com/videos/978-i-need-more-cow-bell/
Taking the Turtles in this one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-6) at #2 Czech Yourself (10-2) = Czech Yourself - Wolverines have made a great comeback, but Czech Yourself will put a halt to it here.
Sorry Wolverines.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#1 Legal Smexies (12-0) at #5 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-4) = Legal Smexies - Could be just another 50-60 point win for the Smexies...................or could the Crack be the first to deal out the first loss to them?
I think the Smexies are getting nervous. Maybe some butterflies in the old stomach, hmmmm?..........or maybe it's just gas.
Take the Smexies.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (8-4) at #8 Average Joe's (8-4) - A lot of great match ups to bet he GOW, but I chose this one because they both need this win to stay in the race. It's coming down to the wire and no room for error! These two teams are in a need to win situation to keep their reservations in the play offs open!
This one is like paying an escort $300....................ANYTHING GOES!!!
Biting, kicking, screaming, it doesn't matter because it's all legal!! May the best 8-4 team win!!
Let's do this shit!!
28/48 beers! You can take your pick of great match ups this time around, so pace yourself so you can enjoy a beer with every game.
Hallucinations vs Joe's! Blues vs CKT! Czech vs Wolverines! Smexies vs Plumber's Crack!
Just do like this guy, he has the right idea!
http://www.topfunnypics.com/images/pics/squirrel_beer.jpg
All praise the squirrel!!
Enjoy the games!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Legal Smexies (12-0) LW 1 - Well, the regular season game of the year is all over with. The Smexies beat up Yourself. Still three tough teams left to play on the schedule though.
The theme this season: "Do ya think I'm Smexy?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIlHt_syoSE
Next opponent: at #5 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-4)
*#2 Czech Yourself (10-2) LW 2 - Well don't feel bad Czech Yourself. It was only a 55 point debacle. But look what's coming next. Some nice, cute and cuddly Wolverines to take out your frustrations on. Awww.
Hey, you guys are still #2 and also the second ranked team in Alpha.
Next opponent: #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-6)
#3 Croatian Killer Turtles (9-3) LW 3 - CKT has got back to their winning ways, posting two consecutive victories. But they still have two tough teams that are looking to make the play offs up next. Starting with the Blues.
Next opponent: #7 Danube Blues (8-4)
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (9-3) LW 6 - The Wolfpack have put up five wins in a row and are looking good to keep a top 4 spot and a home game for the play offs. Shouldn't be too hard with three cream puff teams left in their final four games.The Hitmen should make for a nice sixth win in a row.
Next opponent: at #11 Hungarian Hitmen (4-8)
#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (8-4) LW 4 - Amsterdam beat the Crack 48-37 and put a halt to Krakow's 3 game win streak.
You can tell the Crack to read the sign, but they just don't pay attention!
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/823-cops-are-stupid.jpg
Hey, that's just how they roll.
Next opponent: at #8 Average Joe's (8-4)
#6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-4) LW 5 - The log jam of 8-4 teams are all chasing the Crack
http://media.bigoo.ws/content/57/267757/Funny-But-Stupid-People-Pictures.gif
Next opponent: #1 Legal Smexies (12-0)
#7 Danube Blues (8-4) LW 7 - 10 wins are a definite for the blues. But their two biggest rivals from BBB are still on the schedule in CKT and Czech. If they want a shot at a home game for the play offs they will need to score a win against one or both oft hese teams.
Next opponent: at #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (9-3)
#8 Average Joe's (8-4) LW 9 - The Joe's have a tough final four games left to play. They need this win badly to help them along to the play offs.
Next opponent: #6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (8-4)
#9 Bohemia Gryphons (7-5) LW 8 - One more easy win fort he Gryphons up next, but then it is a very tough three opponents to close out the season. Wins will be hard to come by after the Tycoons game.
Next opponent: at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-12)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-6) LW 10 - The Wolverines have clawed their way back into the post season race. After a 2-6 start they have won 4 in a row to get back to .500. They might just have to win the rest oft heir games to earn a ticket to the post season.
They can start with Czech Yourself up next.
Next opponent: at #2 Czech Yourself (10-2)
#11 Hungarian Hitmen (4-8) LW 11 - The Hitmen just didn't have a good time this season. Kind of like a drunk guy in a police station
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW3xEbhs3ug&feature=player_embedded
Next opponent: #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (9-3)
#12 Greece Lightning (3-9) LW 12 - Their season can be summed up in two words.............face plant!
http://www.break.com/index/extreme_bike_face_plant.html
Next opponent: #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-12)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (2-10) LW 13 - The Impalers season was like a compilation of failing moments
http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-embarrassing-and-busted-photos.html
Next opponent: #14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-10)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-10) LW 14 - Ever had one of those really bad embarrassing moments that just define how your whole season went? Here's Belmont's:
http://www.break.com/index/embarrasing_hot_tub_accident.html
Next opponent: at #13 Wallachia Impalers (2-10)
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-12) LW 15 - The Tigers must have felt like these nerds being berated by Triumph all season long.
http://www.hulu.com/embed/rc1Wvh2tBv-pmMMFLmUEcw
Next opponent: at #12 Greece Lightning (3-9)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-12) LW 16 - Twelve straight games they have given up 3 digit scoring to opponents. These guys have exactly what it takes to make it thirteen.
Go Tycoons!
Next opponent: #9 Bohemia Gryphons (7-5)
*****WEEK 13 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0, Week 8: 7-1, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1
Overall: 61-11
GOW: 7-2
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-10) at #13 Wallachia Impalers (2-10) = Wallachia Impalers - Just pick one and be done with it.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-12) at #12 Greece Lightning (3-9) = Greece Lightning - No chance for Nyiregyhaza, take the Lightning.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#9 Bohemia Gryphons (7-5) at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-12) = Bohemia Gryphons - Easy win for the Gryphons.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (9-3) at #11 Hungarian Hitmen (4-8) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Who's hungry? Who's hungry?..............Wolfpack are hungry like the wolf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv6Cr5LZStE
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (8-4) at #8 Average Joe's (8-4) = Amsterdam Hallucinations - A win for either team would help put one of these teams over the top and into a lock for the play offs.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Danube Blues (8-4) at #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (9-3) = CKT - I think the Killer Turtles have a fever, And the only prescription is more cow bell!
http://www.dirtybutton.com/videos/978-i-need-more-cow-bell/
Taking the Turtles in this one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-6) at #2 Czech Yourself (10-2) = Czech Yourself - Wolverines have made a great comeback, but Czech Yourself will put a halt to it here.
Sorry Wolverines.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#1 Legal Smexies (12-0) at #5 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-4) = Legal Smexies - Could be just another 50-60 point win for the Smexies...................or could the Crack be the first to deal out the first loss to them?
I think the Smexies are getting nervous. Maybe some butterflies in the old stomach, hmmmm?..........or maybe it's just gas.
Take the Smexies.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (8-4) at #8 Average Joe's (8-4) - A lot of great match ups to bet he GOW, but I chose this one because they both need this win to stay in the race. It's coming down to the wire and no room for error! These two teams are in a need to win situation to keep their reservations in the play offs open!
This one is like paying an escort $300....................ANYTHING GOES!!!
Biting, kicking, screaming, it doesn't matter because it's all legal!! May the best 8-4 team win!!
Let's do this shit!!
28/48 beers! You can take your pick of great match ups this time around, so pace yourself so you can enjoy a beer with every game.
Hallucinations vs Joe's! Blues vs CKT! Czech vs Wolverines! Smexies vs Plumber's Crack!
Just do like this guy, he has the right idea!
http://www.topfunnypics.com/images/pics/squirrel_beer.jpg
All praise the squirrel!!
Enjoy the games!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
Last edited Mar 21, 2009 04:51:32
