Okay here are the rankings after game 10. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-1) LW 1 - The Hell Hounds lost their first game of the season to the Mambas in a close game 14-19. The Hell Hounds were blasted by local newspapers for losing and the team QB's were verbally attacked.
Owner C Johnson responded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VytIZZzee0
Next opponent: #8 Pirgos Warlords (6-4)
#2 Wroclaw Mambas (8-2) LW 2 - The Mambas were ecstatic about beating the Hell Hounds, yet so sad they could not get to #1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GjL8oD8Yr4
Next opponent: at #11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (2-8)
#3 Macedonia Trojans (8-2) LW 3 - The Trojans lost to the Funky Bunch, 21-24. Trojans kicker Steeltoe Boots missed a late, 4th quarter FG to tie the game up and send it to OT. After the game, the Trojan players lined up and took turns kicking kicker Steeltoe Boots in the nuts.
Next opponent: at #13 Renegades of Funk (2-8)
#4 Knossos Minotaurs (8-2) LW 4 - After two big wins over Funky Bunch and the Gods, respectively, the Minnies are in great shape to get a home game for the play offs. Two tough games left in the remaining six games gives them a real good shot.
Next opponent: at #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-8)
#5 Short Bus All-Stars (8-2) LW 5 - After a huge win over the Dynasty, the All Stars get two cream puffs in a row.
You know what that means.............. VACATION TIME!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zdce_the-gogos-vacation_music
Next opponent: #12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-8)
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-2) LW 6 - After a loss to the Minotaurs, I'm sure the Funky Bunch feel like the king of the world after beating the Trojans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TayTp5Z4RZM
Next opponent: at #9 The Gods (5-5)
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (6-4) LW 7 - Well the Die-Nasty suffered another set back at the hands of the Short Bus this time. When the Dynasty reads a label that says do not play with dart gun, what do they do?.........................they play with it. Hey, that's how they roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr0_iCohyhw
Next opponent: at #11 Greek Gods (3-7)
#8 Pirgos Warlords (6-4) LW 8 - The Warlords have fought their way to a 6-4 record on a run at the play offs. The Istanbul Hell Hounds stands in their way up next.
Next opponent: at #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-1)
#9 The Gods (5-5) LW 9 - The Gods have dropped three in a row and prolly will make it four against the Funky Bunch.
Expect an 8-8 finish for the Gods.
Next opponent: #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-2)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-6) LW 10 - Wow! The Jive Turkeys have won two in a row and they....uhm, they are............well, they were on a roll and.................uhm............that is all.
That is prolly the last win they will see until game 16 vs the CPU Devils.
Next opponent: #2 Wroclaw Mambas (8-2)
#11 Greek Gods (3-7) LW 11 - We will sacrifice the Greek Gods to Luzitian Dynasty in hopes that they won't get their asses kicked too bad by the Dynasty.
Next opponent: #2 Wroclaw Mambas (8-2)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-8) LW 12 -
Yay! Win #2 came against the Warsaw Mafia!
Boo! Loss #9 will come against the Short Bus All Stars.
Next opponent: at #5 Short Bus All-Stars (8-2)
#13 Renegades of Funk (2-8) LW 13 - The ROF beat the Greek Gods 143-7....................................big deal.
Next opponent: #3 Macedonia Trojans (8-2)
#14 Las Vegas Bandits (1-9) LW 14 - Bandits should get win #2 against the Mafia. But does it really matter? I say no.
Next opponent: at #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-10)
#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-8) LW 15 - Don't bother. Just click.....
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/fropki/Rahul/2007/dec/21/Monica%20Bellucci/Monica_Bellucci.jpg
Next opponent: #4 Knossos Minotaurs (8-2)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-10) LW 16 - Yay! First team in Zeta to reach double digit losses! .........IN YOUR FACE ZETA!!
The head coach, whom is also a beer vendor during home games, was quoted as saying, "I knew we could do it! All the hard work and dedication has finally paid off! And with a little luck and more hard work we WILL go, 0-16! I guarantee it!"
Next opponent: #14 Las Vegas Bandits (1-9)
*****WEEK 11 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1, Week 8: 9-0, Week 9: 7-1
Overall: 48-8
GOW: - 4-3
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (6-4) at #11 Greek Gods (3-7) = Luzitian Dynasty - Won't even be close.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-2) at #9 The Gods (5-5) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - The Gods are on a spiral. No stopping them here. Take the Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-8) at #5 Short Bus All-Stars (8-2) = Short Bus All Stars - Boracs just suck. Take the All Stars.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#4 Knossos Minotaurs (8-2) at #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-8) = Knossos Minotaurs - Like there is any other way to go on this one.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#3 Macedonia Trojans (8-2) at #13 Renegades of Funk (2-8) = Macedonia Trojans - Trojans are ready to take out their loss on ROF.
R.I.P, ROF.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#2 Wroclaw Mambas (8-2) at #11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-6) = Wroclaw Mambas - Mambas will keep rolling.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Pirgos Warlords (6-4) at #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-1) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Warlords are proving they are play off worthy, but the Hell Hounds are pissed about their first loss. Come to the game pre-lubed Warlords.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#14 Las Vegas Bandits (1-9) at #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-10) = Las vegas bandits - Mafia or Bandits? Bandits or Mafia?
Who cares.
http://linuxreviews.org/software/x11-terms/aterm/elisha-cuthbert-3.jpg
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#8 Pirgos Warlords (6-4) at #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-1) - The best match up of the week! Warlords need a win to ride into a play off spot! The Hell Hounds are looking to take out some frustration of their first loss of the season! Warlords vs Hell Hounds! Live on TBS and VH1! Millions will watch it on a cable network!
It's GLB GOW ASAP RFN!! (RFN = right fucking now)
19/48 beers! We must be on the wagon this week. Give your livers a rest and save the beer for the GOW or Gods vs Funky Bunch. Only two games worth watching this week. Try to enjoy.
Missed last weeks rankings with St. Patricks day shenanigans over the weekend. Spring Break is this week, so time may be tight, but we'll see how it goes.
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-1) LW 1 - The Hell Hounds lost their first game of the season to the Mambas in a close game 14-19. The Hell Hounds were blasted by local newspapers for losing and the team QB's were verbally attacked.
Owner C Johnson responded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VytIZZzee0
Next opponent: #8 Pirgos Warlords (6-4)
#2 Wroclaw Mambas (8-2) LW 2 - The Mambas were ecstatic about beating the Hell Hounds, yet so sad they could not get to #1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GjL8oD8Yr4
Next opponent: at #11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (2-8)
#3 Macedonia Trojans (8-2) LW 3 - The Trojans lost to the Funky Bunch, 21-24. Trojans kicker Steeltoe Boots missed a late, 4th quarter FG to tie the game up and send it to OT. After the game, the Trojan players lined up and took turns kicking kicker Steeltoe Boots in the nuts.
Next opponent: at #13 Renegades of Funk (2-8)
#4 Knossos Minotaurs (8-2) LW 4 - After two big wins over Funky Bunch and the Gods, respectively, the Minnies are in great shape to get a home game for the play offs. Two tough games left in the remaining six games gives them a real good shot.
Next opponent: at #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-8)
#5 Short Bus All-Stars (8-2) LW 5 - After a huge win over the Dynasty, the All Stars get two cream puffs in a row.
You know what that means.............. VACATION TIME!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zdce_the-gogos-vacation_music
Next opponent: #12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-8)
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-2) LW 6 - After a loss to the Minotaurs, I'm sure the Funky Bunch feel like the king of the world after beating the Trojans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TayTp5Z4RZM
Next opponent: at #9 The Gods (5-5)
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (6-4) LW 7 - Well the Die-Nasty suffered another set back at the hands of the Short Bus this time. When the Dynasty reads a label that says do not play with dart gun, what do they do?.........................they play with it. Hey, that's how they roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr0_iCohyhw
Next opponent: at #11 Greek Gods (3-7)
#8 Pirgos Warlords (6-4) LW 8 - The Warlords have fought their way to a 6-4 record on a run at the play offs. The Istanbul Hell Hounds stands in their way up next.
Next opponent: at #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-1)
#9 The Gods (5-5) LW 9 - The Gods have dropped three in a row and prolly will make it four against the Funky Bunch.
Expect an 8-8 finish for the Gods.
Next opponent: #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-2)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-6) LW 10 - Wow! The Jive Turkeys have won two in a row and they....uhm, they are............well, they were on a roll and.................uhm............that is all.
That is prolly the last win they will see until game 16 vs the CPU Devils.
Next opponent: #2 Wroclaw Mambas (8-2)
#11 Greek Gods (3-7) LW 11 - We will sacrifice the Greek Gods to Luzitian Dynasty in hopes that they won't get their asses kicked too bad by the Dynasty.
Next opponent: #2 Wroclaw Mambas (8-2)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-8) LW 12 -
Yay! Win #2 came against the Warsaw Mafia!
Boo! Loss #9 will come against the Short Bus All Stars.
Next opponent: at #5 Short Bus All-Stars (8-2)
#13 Renegades of Funk (2-8) LW 13 - The ROF beat the Greek Gods 143-7....................................big deal.
Next opponent: #3 Macedonia Trojans (8-2)
#14 Las Vegas Bandits (1-9) LW 14 - Bandits should get win #2 against the Mafia. But does it really matter? I say no.
Next opponent: at #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-10)
#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-8) LW 15 - Don't bother. Just click.....
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/fropki/Rahul/2007/dec/21/Monica%20Bellucci/Monica_Bellucci.jpg
Next opponent: #4 Knossos Minotaurs (8-2)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-10) LW 16 - Yay! First team in Zeta to reach double digit losses! .........IN YOUR FACE ZETA!!
The head coach, whom is also a beer vendor during home games, was quoted as saying, "I knew we could do it! All the hard work and dedication has finally paid off! And with a little luck and more hard work we WILL go, 0-16! I guarantee it!"
Next opponent: #14 Las Vegas Bandits (1-9)
*****WEEK 11 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1, Week 8: 9-0, Week 9: 7-1
Overall: 48-8
GOW: - 4-3
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (6-4) at #11 Greek Gods (3-7) = Luzitian Dynasty - Won't even be close.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-2) at #9 The Gods (5-5) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - The Gods are on a spiral. No stopping them here. Take the Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-8) at #5 Short Bus All-Stars (8-2) = Short Bus All Stars - Boracs just suck. Take the All Stars.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#4 Knossos Minotaurs (8-2) at #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-8) = Knossos Minotaurs - Like there is any other way to go on this one.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#3 Macedonia Trojans (8-2) at #13 Renegades of Funk (2-8) = Macedonia Trojans - Trojans are ready to take out their loss on ROF.
R.I.P, ROF.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#2 Wroclaw Mambas (8-2) at #11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-6) = Wroclaw Mambas - Mambas will keep rolling.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Pirgos Warlords (6-4) at #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-1) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Warlords are proving they are play off worthy, but the Hell Hounds are pissed about their first loss. Come to the game pre-lubed Warlords.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#14 Las Vegas Bandits (1-9) at #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-10) = Las vegas bandits - Mafia or Bandits? Bandits or Mafia?
Who cares.
http://linuxreviews.org/software/x11-terms/aterm/elisha-cuthbert-3.jpg
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#8 Pirgos Warlords (6-4) at #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-1) - The best match up of the week! Warlords need a win to ride into a play off spot! The Hell Hounds are looking to take out some frustration of their first loss of the season! Warlords vs Hell Hounds! Live on TBS and VH1! Millions will watch it on a cable network!
It's GLB GOW ASAP RFN!! (RFN = right fucking now)
19/48 beers! We must be on the wagon this week. Give your livers a rest and save the beer for the GOW or Gods vs Funky Bunch. Only two games worth watching this week. Try to enjoy.
Missed last weeks rankings with St. Patricks day shenanigans over the weekend. Spring Break is this week, so time may be tight, but we'll see how it goes.
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
Last edited Mar 18, 2009 08:24:06
