Floozy Report: Coach, it seems ocho cinco runs the same game plan against you every time. Why doos it work.
Coach BSS: Go fuck yourself.
Floozy Reporter #2: Coach, you lost to these guys in the first round of the playoffs delaying your ascension to AAA and now they beat you in a game that most people think you should have won. What happened?
Coach BSS: Go fuck yourself. Where is my goddamned drink!?!?!!!
Floozy Reporter #3: Coach, your next game is the Toro's. Is it possible you were looking ahead?
Coach BSS: Did you hear the second question? More than 20% of our losses the past two seasons have come against these guys. You think we weren't ready? Go fuck yourself. Next question if it isn't stupid.
Floozy Reporter #1 again: Coach, do you think your chemistry caused this issue?
Coach BSS: You know why we lost, because before season 6 K.C. Wolf signed with them. That guy kills us. We recruited him and he signed with Ocho. Guess who catches every pass on 3rd down? Guess who has a 46 yard punt return in a 2 pt win to set up their only TD? I'm done with your questions. Go look at the game film. We should rename our team the K.C. Wolfs because that guy owns us. I would say we could be called the Fighting K.C. Wolfs except I don't think that would be correct.
Floozy reporter #3 again: Coach, how do you get your team ready to play against the Toro's next week?
Coach BSS: You know what? Go fuck yourself. I'm done with these questions and I'm done with all of this bullshit. Now if you don't mind, LTD and I are gonna go beat up some hookers. Fuck all y'all.
Coach BSS: Go fuck yourself.
Floozy Reporter #2: Coach, you lost to these guys in the first round of the playoffs delaying your ascension to AAA and now they beat you in a game that most people think you should have won. What happened?
Coach BSS: Go fuck yourself. Where is my goddamned drink!?!?!!!
Floozy Reporter #3: Coach, your next game is the Toro's. Is it possible you were looking ahead?
Coach BSS: Did you hear the second question? More than 20% of our losses the past two seasons have come against these guys. You think we weren't ready? Go fuck yourself. Next question if it isn't stupid.
Floozy Reporter #1 again: Coach, do you think your chemistry caused this issue?
Coach BSS: You know why we lost, because before season 6 K.C. Wolf signed with them. That guy kills us. We recruited him and he signed with Ocho. Guess who catches every pass on 3rd down? Guess who has a 46 yard punt return in a 2 pt win to set up their only TD? I'm done with your questions. Go look at the game film. We should rename our team the K.C. Wolfs because that guy owns us. I would say we could be called the Fighting K.C. Wolfs except I don't think that would be correct.
Floozy reporter #3 again: Coach, how do you get your team ready to play against the Toro's next week?
Coach BSS: You know what? Go fuck yourself. I'm done with these questions and I'm done with all of this bullshit. Now if you don't mind, LTD and I are gonna go beat up some hookers. Fuck all y'all.
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