Last night I had a dream about D3. As you all know, I don't dream, I foresee.
D3 - get your affairs in order.
Space Out.
D3 - get your affairs in order.
Space Out.
Lord Thomas Drake
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Several sources claim thousands around Africa have dreamed of D3 many of them awake wet!
This newfound epidemic has been dubbed The D3demic! It would seem after watching D3's new Axe advertisement millions all around the world are converting to D3nity and claiming to be D3sexuals!
Sources claim this was predicted when D3 wrote the great book as a child, scripture says in D3:16 "For D3 so loved his fans, he gave his all in the sport of football so that whoever believes in him shall not suck and will become a D3sexual!
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This newfound epidemic has been dubbed The D3demic! It would seem after watching D3's new Axe advertisement millions all around the world are converting to D3nity and claiming to be D3sexuals!
Sources claim this was predicted when D3 wrote the great book as a child, scripture says in D3:16 "For D3 so loved his fans, he gave his all in the sport of football so that whoever believes in him shall not suck and will become a D3sexual!
More of this story at 11
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Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Several sources claim thousands around Africa have dreamed of D3 many of them awake wet!
This newfound epidemic has been dubbed The D3demic! It would seem after watching D3's new Axe advertisement millions all around the world are converting to D3nity and claiming to be D3sexuals!
Sources claim this was predicted when D3 wrote the great book as a child, scripture says in D3:16 "For D3 so loved his fans, he gave his all in the sport of football so that whoever believes in him shall not suck and will become a D3sexual!
More of this story at 11
That made as much sense as Spaceman Africa's posts......
Several sources claim thousands around Africa have dreamed of D3 many of them awake wet!
This newfound epidemic has been dubbed The D3demic! It would seem after watching D3's new Axe advertisement millions all around the world are converting to D3nity and claiming to be D3sexuals!
Sources claim this was predicted when D3 wrote the great book as a child, scripture says in D3:16 "For D3 so loved his fans, he gave his all in the sport of football so that whoever believes in him shall not suck and will become a D3sexual!
More of this story at 11
That made as much sense as Spaceman Africa's posts......
Lord Thomas Drake
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ok let me break this down for you
GLB is one big gaint Penis Shaft!
Everyones dot are pimples on the dick
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D3 is the head on that shaft
GLB is one big gaint Penis Shaft!
Everyones dot are pimples on the dick
and
D3 is the head on that shaft
Dr. Acula
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Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Sources claim this was predicted when D3 wrote the great book as a child, scripture says in D3:16 "For D3 so loved his fans, he gave his all in the sport of football so that whoever believes in him shall not suck and will become a D3sexual!
The way I heard the story was that D3 loved his followers so much that he figured the best way to repay them was to sleep with them all, get them pregnant and reward them with their own little D3 baby. Everyone agreed it was a good plan. D3 then slept with everyone, but no one got pregnant.
Too bad no one ever told D3 that men can't get pregnant.
Sources claim this was predicted when D3 wrote the great book as a child, scripture says in D3:16 "For D3 so loved his fans, he gave his all in the sport of football so that whoever believes in him shall not suck and will become a D3sexual!
The way I heard the story was that D3 loved his followers so much that he figured the best way to repay them was to sleep with them all, get them pregnant and reward them with their own little D3 baby. Everyone agreed it was a good plan. D3 then slept with everyone, but no one got pregnant.
Too bad no one ever told D3 that men can't get pregnant.
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Originally posted by RobertRJS
I agree, D3 is the head, specifically Lord Thomas Drake's head, on the shaft.
Spaceman has definitely heard that D3 keeps his head on top of the shaft. I thought he was talking about in his mouth, but his last statement makes it seem like maybe he sits on it too.
In a side note: d3sexual is one of the more unsettling things I've ever heard about. I don't know what it has to do with D3 sneaking in people's rooms at night and throwing water on them, but he seems to tie the two together.
Whatever makes his final days more comfortable is alright with me.
Space Out.
I agree, D3 is the head, specifically Lord Thomas Drake's head, on the shaft.
Spaceman has definitely heard that D3 keeps his head on top of the shaft. I thought he was talking about in his mouth, but his last statement makes it seem like maybe he sits on it too.
In a side note: d3sexual is one of the more unsettling things I've ever heard about. I don't know what it has to do with D3 sneaking in people's rooms at night and throwing water on them, but he seems to tie the two together.
Whatever makes his final days more comfortable is alright with me.
Space Out.
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