Originally posted by mcallero
Originally posted by merenoise
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=148347
I asked him if I could write the ad for his player and I'm waiting to hear back. Here's what I have so far:
Stud TE available who is awe inspiring, quick, a great blocker with a steady grip and soft hands. He has swagger from his days as a track star where he was a tenacious workhorse with thick skin. He is a red zone freak who is always clutch especially once he's caught his second wind. Has spent his money wisely and now has equipment that helps him in the following attributes: strength, speed, agility, jumping, stamina, vision, confidence, blocking, catching and carrying. Once he hits level 40 he will purchase equipment upgrades which take care of his throwing and tackling and top it all off with punting and kicking equipment to finish the set, unless I can roll up some really sweet Advanced Equipment like +3 Smooth Operator and + 6% chance to get a 2% chance to get a reroll whenever I am on special teams except for the KR/PR and LS.
Also have a HOF HB available. He is similarly equipped and as bizarrely imbued with a slew of Veteran Abilities.
Wow, I almost sent an offer until I saw his build. I think I want you to write an ad like that for one of my players though, that was pretty bad ass.
Watson?
Originally posted by merenoise
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=148347
I asked him if I could write the ad for his player and I'm waiting to hear back. Here's what I have so far:
Stud TE available who is awe inspiring, quick, a great blocker with a steady grip and soft hands. He has swagger from his days as a track star where he was a tenacious workhorse with thick skin. He is a red zone freak who is always clutch especially once he's caught his second wind. Has spent his money wisely and now has equipment that helps him in the following attributes: strength, speed, agility, jumping, stamina, vision, confidence, blocking, catching and carrying. Once he hits level 40 he will purchase equipment upgrades which take care of his throwing and tackling and top it all off with punting and kicking equipment to finish the set, unless I can roll up some really sweet Advanced Equipment like +3 Smooth Operator and + 6% chance to get a 2% chance to get a reroll whenever I am on special teams except for the KR/PR and LS.
Also have a HOF HB available. He is similarly equipped and as bizarrely imbued with a slew of Veteran Abilities.
Wow, I almost sent an offer until I saw his build. I think I want you to write an ad like that for one of my players though, that was pretty bad ass.
Watson?
