Good morning. I called this press conference to announce that my star client, LaShonTell McJackson, will void the remainder of his contract with the Monte Cristo Avengers and become a free agent.
Although he has a dark past marred by numerous unfortunate incidents involving hookers and crack cocaine, I can assure you that all of LaShonTell's personal demons have been put to rest. He successfully completed a 12-step treatment program at the New Bridges facility in Walnut Creek, California. The shock therapy and drug prescriptions have had a miraculous effect on Mr. McJackson. He's developed a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. He's reached out and built a relationship with all twenty three of his illegitimate children. He's truly a changed man and he's looking to prove it to you all.
My client is not asking for a big payday. All he wants is an opportunity. LaShonTell believes that he can contribute to a team as a change of pace runner and third down receiving back. If you're interested in acquiring his services or examining his build, please send me a personal message and we can begin negotiations.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Saul Rubenstein
Bay Area Sports Group
Although he has a dark past marred by numerous unfortunate incidents involving hookers and crack cocaine, I can assure you that all of LaShonTell's personal demons have been put to rest. He successfully completed a 12-step treatment program at the New Bridges facility in Walnut Creek, California. The shock therapy and drug prescriptions have had a miraculous effect on Mr. McJackson. He's developed a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. He's reached out and built a relationship with all twenty three of his illegitimate children. He's truly a changed man and he's looking to prove it to you all.
My client is not asking for a big payday. All he wants is an opportunity. LaShonTell believes that he can contribute to a team as a change of pace runner and third down receiving back. If you're interested in acquiring his services or examining his build, please send me a personal message and we can begin negotiations.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Saul Rubenstein
Bay Area Sports Group
