A little tribute to some Country music (mostly) lyrics this week. Or should I say, lyrics that make you say, “Huh?” Anybody willing to admit they actually know any of these songs? 
Week 13
Seoul Men (4-8) at Algeria Addiction (9-3)
What a beautiful mess! What a beautiful mess the Seoul Men are in. Spendin' all their time in Algeria, there's nothin' else they’d rather do. But, what a sweet Addiction that they get caught up in. Addiction by 14.
Ho Chi Minh Hookers (3-9) at Hell Valley Snow Monkeys (9-3)
An' we got lovers; lots of lookers; They’ve even seen dancin' girls and Hookers. And they like to drink their beer from a mason jar: Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, The Monkeys exclaim “We love this opponent, yes we do!” Monkeys by 28.
Phuket Water Dragons (2-10) at Manila Cyberballers (0-12)
Off to Manila go the Dragons, but they’d forgotten the very thing that makes a dragon unique. Unlike a horse, a dragon, of course, breathes fire whenever he speaks. Before a Dragon penny could be spent, they started a tiny fire. Dragons by 21.
Hakone Heroes (9-3) at Manila Death Squad (4-8)
The Death Squad is drinkin' some George Jones, and a little bit of Coe. Haggard's easin' their misery and Waylon's keepin' them from home. Hank's givin' them those high times - Cash is gonna sing it low, their here gettin' wasted - here by country Heroes. Heroes by 20.
Pingree Grove Pits (1-11) at Manila Pack (5-7)
Cheeks as red as blooming rose and eyes are the prettiest brown. They’re the darling of Naga, sweetest team in the league. Pingree Grove, my little love. Pingree Grove they say, Pingree Grove, my little love, you’re bound to go away. Pack by 35.
Sumatra Sting (12-0) at New Jersey Beaver Hunters (5-7)
The kids were in the living room, watching cartoons. She could here 'em laughing from the kitchen at that big ol' Hunter runnin' round trying to chase the Sting down. She just stood there washin', thinkin': It ain't gonna be fun when the Sting gets the gun. Sting by 17.
Cambodia Mountain Men (12-0) at Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs (11-1)
Hippity hoppity here they come, radioactive, lookin' for fun. If you kiss 'em, look out for the tongue. Hot Frogs on the loose. The Mountain Men can put the pedal to the metal till the rubber squeals. Squish 'em with your tires you got hot wheels. Mountain Men by 10.
Brutal Deluxe (4-8) at Tibet Psychonauts (6-6)
Psychonaut street, friendly people down on Psychonaut street. Good neighbors down on Psychonaut street. Well if you need a hand, need a friend, the Deluxe understand. And if you need a pal, they’ll be there, any how. Psychonauts by 6.
Peking Stampede (0-12) at Arctic Avalanche (8-4)
Be quiet tonight, be sure to step lightly on this mountain of new fallen snow. But the Stampede will arise up their voice into the void, they have no where left to go. They’ll be riding shotgun down the Avalanche, tumbling and falling down the Avalanche. Avalanche by 35.
Palembang Tigers (9-3) at Garut Fire Horses (4-8)
The Tigers got a Horse by the tail, it’s plain to see. They won’t be much when they get through with them. Well, they’re losing weight and a turnin’ mighty pale. Looks like Tigers got a Horse by the tail. Tigers by 17.
Midway Maulers (3-9) at Georgetown United (9-3)
Down by the river on a Friday night, a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight. Talking 'bout the Maulers and dreaming 'bout the United, never had a plan, just a-livin' for the minute. United by 21.
Malaysian Madness (11-1) at Kailua Tigers (1-11)
Oh Kailua, just consider what you're doing and all that you're throwing away. This moment of Madness will bring only sadness, and so I'm begging you Tigers to not go away. Madness by 35.
Shanghai Cheetahs (11-1) at Lea Lea Furniture (11-1)
And this team wants to have some fun so put your hands up ‘cause we’ve only begun. And there’s no stopping us because we got that Cheetah love. Cheetahs by 3.
Bandar Seri Begawan Marauders (7-5) at Shanghai Shadow Dragons (5-7)
The Marauders claim they don’t want to be like Cinderella, sittin’ in a dark, cold, dusty cellar waiting for somebody to come and set them free. They don’t wanna be like someone waiting for a handsome prince to come and save them. They can slay their own Dragons. Marauders by 17.
Taipei Yonghe soybean milk (3-9) at The Manila Guerrillas (8-4)
Well I woke up this mornin', looked outdoors. I can tell my milk cow, I can tell by the way she lows. If you see my milk cow please drive her on home. Cuz I ain't had no milk and butter since that cow been gone. Guerrillas by 28.
Hanoi Hot Karls (1-11) at Tibetan Drunk Monks (5-7)
The Monks were drunk the day they face the Karls and they went to beat them up in the rain. But before they could get to the station in their pickup truck, the Karls got run'd over by a damned old train. Monks by 28.
Week 13
Seoul Men (4-8) at Algeria Addiction (9-3)
What a beautiful mess! What a beautiful mess the Seoul Men are in. Spendin' all their time in Algeria, there's nothin' else they’d rather do. But, what a sweet Addiction that they get caught up in. Addiction by 14.
Ho Chi Minh Hookers (3-9) at Hell Valley Snow Monkeys (9-3)
An' we got lovers; lots of lookers; They’ve even seen dancin' girls and Hookers. And they like to drink their beer from a mason jar: Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, The Monkeys exclaim “We love this opponent, yes we do!” Monkeys by 28.
Phuket Water Dragons (2-10) at Manila Cyberballers (0-12)
Off to Manila go the Dragons, but they’d forgotten the very thing that makes a dragon unique. Unlike a horse, a dragon, of course, breathes fire whenever he speaks. Before a Dragon penny could be spent, they started a tiny fire. Dragons by 21.
Hakone Heroes (9-3) at Manila Death Squad (4-8)
The Death Squad is drinkin' some George Jones, and a little bit of Coe. Haggard's easin' their misery and Waylon's keepin' them from home. Hank's givin' them those high times - Cash is gonna sing it low, their here gettin' wasted - here by country Heroes. Heroes by 20.
Pingree Grove Pits (1-11) at Manila Pack (5-7)
Cheeks as red as blooming rose and eyes are the prettiest brown. They’re the darling of Naga, sweetest team in the league. Pingree Grove, my little love. Pingree Grove they say, Pingree Grove, my little love, you’re bound to go away. Pack by 35.
Sumatra Sting (12-0) at New Jersey Beaver Hunters (5-7)
The kids were in the living room, watching cartoons. She could here 'em laughing from the kitchen at that big ol' Hunter runnin' round trying to chase the Sting down. She just stood there washin', thinkin': It ain't gonna be fun when the Sting gets the gun. Sting by 17.
Cambodia Mountain Men (12-0) at Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs (11-1)
Hippity hoppity here they come, radioactive, lookin' for fun. If you kiss 'em, look out for the tongue. Hot Frogs on the loose. The Mountain Men can put the pedal to the metal till the rubber squeals. Squish 'em with your tires you got hot wheels. Mountain Men by 10.
Brutal Deluxe (4-8) at Tibet Psychonauts (6-6)
Psychonaut street, friendly people down on Psychonaut street. Good neighbors down on Psychonaut street. Well if you need a hand, need a friend, the Deluxe understand. And if you need a pal, they’ll be there, any how. Psychonauts by 6.
Peking Stampede (0-12) at Arctic Avalanche (8-4)
Be quiet tonight, be sure to step lightly on this mountain of new fallen snow. But the Stampede will arise up their voice into the void, they have no where left to go. They’ll be riding shotgun down the Avalanche, tumbling and falling down the Avalanche. Avalanche by 35.
Palembang Tigers (9-3) at Garut Fire Horses (4-8)
The Tigers got a Horse by the tail, it’s plain to see. They won’t be much when they get through with them. Well, they’re losing weight and a turnin’ mighty pale. Looks like Tigers got a Horse by the tail. Tigers by 17.
Midway Maulers (3-9) at Georgetown United (9-3)
Down by the river on a Friday night, a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight. Talking 'bout the Maulers and dreaming 'bout the United, never had a plan, just a-livin' for the minute. United by 21.
Malaysian Madness (11-1) at Kailua Tigers (1-11)
Oh Kailua, just consider what you're doing and all that you're throwing away. This moment of Madness will bring only sadness, and so I'm begging you Tigers to not go away. Madness by 35.
Shanghai Cheetahs (11-1) at Lea Lea Furniture (11-1)
And this team wants to have some fun so put your hands up ‘cause we’ve only begun. And there’s no stopping us because we got that Cheetah love. Cheetahs by 3.
Bandar Seri Begawan Marauders (7-5) at Shanghai Shadow Dragons (5-7)
The Marauders claim they don’t want to be like Cinderella, sittin’ in a dark, cold, dusty cellar waiting for somebody to come and set them free. They don’t wanna be like someone waiting for a handsome prince to come and save them. They can slay their own Dragons. Marauders by 17.
Taipei Yonghe soybean milk (3-9) at The Manila Guerrillas (8-4)
Well I woke up this mornin', looked outdoors. I can tell my milk cow, I can tell by the way she lows. If you see my milk cow please drive her on home. Cuz I ain't had no milk and butter since that cow been gone. Guerrillas by 28.
Hanoi Hot Karls (1-11) at Tibetan Drunk Monks (5-7)
The Monks were drunk the day they face the Karls and they went to beat them up in the rain. But before they could get to the station in their pickup truck, the Karls got run'd over by a damned old train. Monks by 28.
Last edited Jan 25, 2009 12:31:52
It is a disappointing season for Garut, no doubt, but we are determined to join those who will be moving onto AAA#1 and the remaining fellow AA#1 teams who are already there for season 9 
