Thought I'd try my hand at witty remarks, unfortunately they're not that witty lol. Give me a break, it was a way to waste 30 minutes while waiting for the sim. Maybe if I do these again they'll be longer and actually be funny.
Quebec Eagles vs. Toronto Thunder - Best team in the East gets a break this week. Thunder rolls
Thunder Bay Marauders vs. Yukon Effyourself - Yukon eff's themselves. Marauders by 30
Ottawa Storm Troopers vs. St. Catharines Stompers - St Cath's prayers go unanswered, Clones win by 3
Windsor Warhammers vs. College 6 Year Plan - It's a new College team, they've changed their majors and it's going to take at least another 6 years for their plan to work. Windsor runs away with this one, Warhammers by 3 TDs.
Thunder Bay Hitmen vs. Great Lakes Rum Runners - Thunder Bay pulls out the win in a squeaker. Hitmen by 4
Black River Rats vs. Nova Scotia Lions - Hopefully the Lions have the number for Terminex. They're going to need it this game. Black River just has too much for Nova Scotia to handle. Rats by 10
Mighty Moncton Nighthawks vs. Guelph Cows - We know who wins, the only prediction in this game is whether or not Guelph finishes with positive yards. I think they do against MMN. Put your money on Guelph getting between 10-25 total yards.
Port Dover Panthers vs. Napa Storm - Kitties better find some cover, cats don't like to get wet and a Storm is blowing in. Napa by 30
Quebec Eagles vs. Toronto Thunder - Best team in the East gets a break this week. Thunder rolls
Thunder Bay Marauders vs. Yukon Effyourself - Yukon eff's themselves. Marauders by 30
Ottawa Storm Troopers vs. St. Catharines Stompers - St Cath's prayers go unanswered, Clones win by 3
Windsor Warhammers vs. College 6 Year Plan - It's a new College team, they've changed their majors and it's going to take at least another 6 years for their plan to work. Windsor runs away with this one, Warhammers by 3 TDs.
Thunder Bay Hitmen vs. Great Lakes Rum Runners - Thunder Bay pulls out the win in a squeaker. Hitmen by 4
Black River Rats vs. Nova Scotia Lions - Hopefully the Lions have the number for Terminex. They're going to need it this game. Black River just has too much for Nova Scotia to handle. Rats by 10
Mighty Moncton Nighthawks vs. Guelph Cows - We know who wins, the only prediction in this game is whether or not Guelph finishes with positive yards. I think they do against MMN. Put your money on Guelph getting between 10-25 total yards.
Port Dover Panthers vs. Napa Storm - Kitties better find some cover, cats don't like to get wet and a Storm is blowing in. Napa by 30
