Season 7 has been a year of many things. We have seen titans brought down to earth and fans as well as team owners outraged at rule changes that effected football worldwide.
Season 7 has also been a silent year for Africa Legend Dirty Dirt Diggler. D3 issued a media blackout earlier in pre-season and has avoided all forums of press up until tonight. D3 ended his 8 week long blackout and sit down with long time GLB reporter Lonnie Hotcakes.
The Messiah had this to say..............
D3: Now I know some people are going to get the idea that me coming out of hiding and giving an interview has something to do with the fact that Jesus H. Football is leading the league in rushing TD's! Don't go getting that idea, while its true it has nothing to do with why D3 is here!
The Messiah takes a sip of water and continues his interview
D3: Lets talk rankings, LTD's non-biast rankings has the Greats ranked 5th. The Buckwheat accords has the Greats ranked 8th. Now D3 can live with that but what the Messiah can't live with is the biast ass false game of the week preview that these fuckwheats wrote up!
The TV fades from the D3 interview and shows the writeup
Wk. 8 Game of the Week:
#2 Nairobi Warthogs* (66) 6-1 @ #8 Alexandria Greats* (39) 6-1
The Game: Since winning a championship two seasons ago, the Alexandria Not-So-Greats have been bitter about the Nairobi Warthogs coming in and bitch slapping them in the regular season & the playoffs. Their inflated egos (Even their name is egotistical!) have certainly lost some of its charm due to their whining and crying on the forums about how Nairobi isnt built well, and how their asses are sore from getting raped by us over and again. Really though, who can blame them? Nairobi is a far better team top to bottom, with a smarter, more savvy set of Owner & GMs. Sad thing is, Alexandria STILL doesnt realize it yet. Time remind them. The party is over boyz! No more 0-6 teams to beat up on. Nairobi is the biggest bully in this schoolyard!
Prediction: Nairobi will prove once again they are the superior team, and Alexandria will undoubtedly blow the forums up with how they were cheated, and Jimmy this and Ricky that, and how life isnt fair, and boo-hoo-hoo, and blah blah blah. Bottom line? Same ole story bitches... we own your ass. Warthogs over the Not-So-Greats.
D3: The not-so-Greats they say! Cocky they report? Its not cocky when your the messiah to billions!!!!!!!! AND D3 MEANS BILLIONS OF LITTLE GIRLS JUST LIKE THOSE THAT WRITE UP THIS HORSESHIT!
Diggler smiles
D3: Lets talk facts and they are simple...... The Greats will roll over the genital warts no problem! D3, King Ricky aand Morrison will ball bitches plan and simple! Now D3 was nnot around to see this rivalry start but you can bet your ass D3 is going to be there to finish it!
NOW PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Season 7 has also been a silent year for Africa Legend Dirty Dirt Diggler. D3 issued a media blackout earlier in pre-season and has avoided all forums of press up until tonight. D3 ended his 8 week long blackout and sit down with long time GLB reporter Lonnie Hotcakes.
The Messiah had this to say..............
D3: Now I know some people are going to get the idea that me coming out of hiding and giving an interview has something to do with the fact that Jesus H. Football is leading the league in rushing TD's! Don't go getting that idea, while its true it has nothing to do with why D3 is here!
The Messiah takes a sip of water and continues his interview
D3: Lets talk rankings, LTD's non-biast rankings has the Greats ranked 5th. The Buckwheat accords has the Greats ranked 8th. Now D3 can live with that but what the Messiah can't live with is the biast ass false game of the week preview that these fuckwheats wrote up!
The TV fades from the D3 interview and shows the writeup
Wk. 8 Game of the Week:
#2 Nairobi Warthogs* (66) 6-1 @ #8 Alexandria Greats* (39) 6-1
The Game: Since winning a championship two seasons ago, the Alexandria Not-So-Greats have been bitter about the Nairobi Warthogs coming in and bitch slapping them in the regular season & the playoffs. Their inflated egos (Even their name is egotistical!) have certainly lost some of its charm due to their whining and crying on the forums about how Nairobi isnt built well, and how their asses are sore from getting raped by us over and again. Really though, who can blame them? Nairobi is a far better team top to bottom, with a smarter, more savvy set of Owner & GMs. Sad thing is, Alexandria STILL doesnt realize it yet. Time remind them. The party is over boyz! No more 0-6 teams to beat up on. Nairobi is the biggest bully in this schoolyard!
Prediction: Nairobi will prove once again they are the superior team, and Alexandria will undoubtedly blow the forums up with how they were cheated, and Jimmy this and Ricky that, and how life isnt fair, and boo-hoo-hoo, and blah blah blah. Bottom line? Same ole story bitches... we own your ass. Warthogs over the Not-So-Greats.
D3: The not-so-Greats they say! Cocky they report? Its not cocky when your the messiah to billions!!!!!!!! AND D3 MEANS BILLIONS OF LITTLE GIRLS JUST LIKE THOSE THAT WRITE UP THIS HORSESHIT!
Diggler smiles
D3: Lets talk facts and they are simple...... The Greats will roll over the genital warts no problem! D3, King Ricky aand Morrison will ball bitches plan and simple! Now D3 was nnot around to see this rivalry start but you can bet your ass D3 is going to be there to finish it!
NOW PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
