There's no joy in the NFL tonight. - at least not in this reporter's sad idealistic view of it. Who would have thought that the Arizona Cardinals could ever make the NFC Championship? The team who has to play indoors because it's too fucking hot outside is one game away from The big dance. Appalling, what is this world coming to? I haven't seen Vegas in this much of an uproar since Man O War was upset by none other than "Upset" himself. My rotten attorney informed me that I'm on the lamb to a Texas oil tycoon by the name of Flint for something in the neighborhood of a quarter of a million dollars. What the hell, I thought, It seemed like a sure ticket at the time. When you have a head full of acid and are on the brink of a terrible mescaline withdrawal anything looks good. Here I thought my troubles were over after that horrible shooting incident. How was I supposed to know that he would shoot himself in the leg? I'm a Dr. of journalism, God damnit, not some crazed all knowing prophet. Hasn't anyone ever told him that you can't get away with shooting paparazzi? You need something much stronger. Make those bastards fear you. In fear they will respect.
Another sporting year has gone by and what do we have to show for it? Still more juiced up overpaid gorillas and thugs. I say lock up the swine and let nature make it's choice. Throw them into a ring with some meat and blood and let the real winner claw his way out through the flesh and gristle of his predecessors. Only the strong survive.
Raoul Duke
Gonzo
1937-2005
Another sporting year has gone by and what do we have to show for it? Still more juiced up overpaid gorillas and thugs. I say lock up the swine and let nature make it's choice. Throw them into a ring with some meat and blood and let the real winner claw his way out through the flesh and gristle of his predecessors. Only the strong survive.
Raoul Duke
Gonzo
1937-2005
