Week 6
Phuket Water Dragons (1-4) at Brutal Deluxe (1-4)
This one should be a tightly contested game. I just discovered that the Deluxe is the producer of the most popular checks in the world. Wow, there’s some information that won’t soon be forgotten. Deluxe by 6.
Ho Chi Minh Hookers (2-3) at Cambodia Mountain Men (5-0)
I don’t think the Hookers are going to like this date. The Mountain Men are big, strong, and little rough. But they tip well. Mountain Men 35.
Manila Cyberballers (0-5) at Manila Pack (3-2)
The Pack are looking like a serious contender for a high playoff seed after knocking off the Addiction. The Cyberballers are, well, looking for a win. Better look elsewhere. Pack by 35.
Algeria Addiction (3-2) at New Jersey Beaver Hunters (4-1)
The Addiction are smarting after their second loss of the season and now must be wary of the Jersey boys. Shhhhhhhhhh, be very, very quiet. They are hunting beavers. Elmer J. Fudd, you lose this one. Addiction by 3.
Seoul Men (0-5) at Pingree Grove Pits (0-5)
Here we go again, two always-defeated teams battling it out. It took 6 weeks, but the Seoul Men finally have something to sing about: I’m a seoul man. I’m a seoul man. Play it steve! Men by 14.
Hakone Heroes (4-1) at Sumatra Sting (5-0)
The Heroes are stinging from a loss to the Frogs last week, now they face the real Sting. They better watch it or those warts will get infected. Sting by 10.
Manila Death Squad (0-5) at Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs (5-0)
Surabaya has passed all tests so far, including a big win over the Heroes last week. This is not a test of the Emergency Broadcast system. The Frogs should even have time for a little sun bathing this week. Frogs by 28.
Hell Valley Snow Monkeys (4-1) at Tibet Psychonauts (3-2)
You know it will be crazy with the Monkeys playing with the Psychonauts. So much insanity. Things get a little out of control, put nobody puts an eye out or anything like that. Monkeys by 10.
Tibetan Drunk Monks (2-3) at Arctic Avalanche (2-3)
The Monks learn a new proverb this week: One should not drink and chant near snow covered mountains. Avalanche by 13.
Lea Lea Furniture (4-1) at Garut Fire Horses (2-3)
Lea Lea is not sure what a Fire Horse is, but they do have a couple hobby horses in the back room. They’re Furniture aren’t they? Furniture by 10.
Shanghai Shadow Dragons (2-3) at Kailua Tigers (0-5)
The Tigers have been pretty awful so far. They may be afraid of their own shadow at this point so a Dragon’s shadow is not something they are probably looking forward to seeing. Dragons by 21.
Hanoi Hot Karls (1-4) at Malaysian Madness (5-0)
The Hot Karls are on the board after a win last week. Oh oh. The Madness are here now. The Hanoi team comes out of this one looking more like the Cold Kathies. Madness by 35.
Bandar Seri Begawan Marauders (3-2) at Palembang Tigers (4-1)
This could be the best game of the week. With the Sultan of Brunei in attendance, the Marauders strip the Tigers of their stripes. Marauders by 3.
Midway Maulers (1-4) at Peking Stampede (0-5)
The Maulers have something the Stampede can only dream of at this point – a win. Heck, Peking would simply like to end a streak of 5 games without a score. They do, but still lose. Maulers by 21.
Shanghai Cheetahs (5-0) at Taipei Yonghe soybean milk (2-3)
Shanghai is riding high, Taipei Yonghe is just riding. The Cheetahs lick up the milk like a domesticated tabby. Cheetahs by 28.
Georgetown United (4-1) at The Manila Guerrillas (3-2)
The Guerrillas can be a pesky little bunch of insurgents but this week they must deal with Georgetown, who is on a four game winning streak. Themselves on a two game losing streak, try as they might Manila cannot find a crack in the United. United by 7.
Phuket Water Dragons (1-4) at Brutal Deluxe (1-4)
This one should be a tightly contested game. I just discovered that the Deluxe is the producer of the most popular checks in the world. Wow, there’s some information that won’t soon be forgotten. Deluxe by 6.
Ho Chi Minh Hookers (2-3) at Cambodia Mountain Men (5-0)
I don’t think the Hookers are going to like this date. The Mountain Men are big, strong, and little rough. But they tip well. Mountain Men 35.
Manila Cyberballers (0-5) at Manila Pack (3-2)
The Pack are looking like a serious contender for a high playoff seed after knocking off the Addiction. The Cyberballers are, well, looking for a win. Better look elsewhere. Pack by 35.
Algeria Addiction (3-2) at New Jersey Beaver Hunters (4-1)
The Addiction are smarting after their second loss of the season and now must be wary of the Jersey boys. Shhhhhhhhhh, be very, very quiet. They are hunting beavers. Elmer J. Fudd, you lose this one. Addiction by 3.
Seoul Men (0-5) at Pingree Grove Pits (0-5)
Here we go again, two always-defeated teams battling it out. It took 6 weeks, but the Seoul Men finally have something to sing about: I’m a seoul man. I’m a seoul man. Play it steve! Men by 14.
Hakone Heroes (4-1) at Sumatra Sting (5-0)
The Heroes are stinging from a loss to the Frogs last week, now they face the real Sting. They better watch it or those warts will get infected. Sting by 10.
Manila Death Squad (0-5) at Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs (5-0)
Surabaya has passed all tests so far, including a big win over the Heroes last week. This is not a test of the Emergency Broadcast system. The Frogs should even have time for a little sun bathing this week. Frogs by 28.
Hell Valley Snow Monkeys (4-1) at Tibet Psychonauts (3-2)
You know it will be crazy with the Monkeys playing with the Psychonauts. So much insanity. Things get a little out of control, put nobody puts an eye out or anything like that. Monkeys by 10.
Tibetan Drunk Monks (2-3) at Arctic Avalanche (2-3)
The Monks learn a new proverb this week: One should not drink and chant near snow covered mountains. Avalanche by 13.
Lea Lea Furniture (4-1) at Garut Fire Horses (2-3)
Lea Lea is not sure what a Fire Horse is, but they do have a couple hobby horses in the back room. They’re Furniture aren’t they? Furniture by 10.
Shanghai Shadow Dragons (2-3) at Kailua Tigers (0-5)
The Tigers have been pretty awful so far. They may be afraid of their own shadow at this point so a Dragon’s shadow is not something they are probably looking forward to seeing. Dragons by 21.
Hanoi Hot Karls (1-4) at Malaysian Madness (5-0)
The Hot Karls are on the board after a win last week. Oh oh. The Madness are here now. The Hanoi team comes out of this one looking more like the Cold Kathies. Madness by 35.
Bandar Seri Begawan Marauders (3-2) at Palembang Tigers (4-1)
This could be the best game of the week. With the Sultan of Brunei in attendance, the Marauders strip the Tigers of their stripes. Marauders by 3.
Midway Maulers (1-4) at Peking Stampede (0-5)
The Maulers have something the Stampede can only dream of at this point – a win. Heck, Peking would simply like to end a streak of 5 games without a score. They do, but still lose. Maulers by 21.
Shanghai Cheetahs (5-0) at Taipei Yonghe soybean milk (2-3)
Shanghai is riding high, Taipei Yonghe is just riding. The Cheetahs lick up the milk like a domesticated tabby. Cheetahs by 28.
Georgetown United (4-1) at The Manila Guerrillas (3-2)
The Guerrillas can be a pesky little bunch of insurgents but this week they must deal with Georgetown, who is on a four game winning streak. Themselves on a two game losing streak, try as they might Manila cannot find a crack in the United. United by 7.
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