Floozy reporter (who is sleeping with MaRAWK!!o's coach): "Spaceman, thanks for the time today. I know it must hurt after that loss. What are your thoughts?"
"That was very frustrating. Just stuff we don’t do, stuff I don't do. I'm Spaceman Africa, I do what I want, but today I was off target.
We weren’t playing like MaRAWK!!o and we made stupid mistakes. We put our defense in bad positions and turned the ball over. However, I have 100% trust and faith in my team. We will work through this and be better than ever. Like Luke Skywalker, we may get struck down now, be we will come back...but way more dangerous and more smooth with the ladies.
I just want to say one thing to the fans and everybody in the RAWK!!o nation:
I’m sorry, I’m extremely sorry. You know, we were hoping for an undefeated season. That was our goal. But I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You have never seen another player in the entire GLB play as hard as I will the rest of the season. You have never seen someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season. You have never seen a team play as hard as we will the rest of the season.
I bless. I'm Spaceman Africa."
Spaceman walks away from the podium, but not in tears because he isn't a big sissy-boy.
Several moments of silence follow as the stunned media stare at the vacant microphone podium.
Floozy Reporter: "Wow! I have to say that was the single most impactful post-game comment I have every heard. I can't help but feel like I've heard some of that before however."
Spaceman appears next to her side without warning (he has high speed and agility) and says:
"Spaceman's power is so great that he can be plagiarized before he says something. Remember that."
Spaceman glides off screen without moving his legs (he is also a vampire and a ninja, it is not possible for us to know if he used vampire of ninja skills to float off screen)
"That was very frustrating. Just stuff we don’t do, stuff I don't do. I'm Spaceman Africa, I do what I want, but today I was off target.
We weren’t playing like MaRAWK!!o and we made stupid mistakes. We put our defense in bad positions and turned the ball over. However, I have 100% trust and faith in my team. We will work through this and be better than ever. Like Luke Skywalker, we may get struck down now, be we will come back...but way more dangerous and more smooth with the ladies.
I just want to say one thing to the fans and everybody in the RAWK!!o nation:
I’m sorry, I’m extremely sorry. You know, we were hoping for an undefeated season. That was our goal. But I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You have never seen another player in the entire GLB play as hard as I will the rest of the season. You have never seen someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season. You have never seen a team play as hard as we will the rest of the season.
I bless. I'm Spaceman Africa."
Spaceman walks away from the podium, but not in tears because he isn't a big sissy-boy.
Several moments of silence follow as the stunned media stare at the vacant microphone podium.
Floozy Reporter: "Wow! I have to say that was the single most impactful post-game comment I have every heard. I can't help but feel like I've heard some of that before however."
Spaceman appears next to her side without warning (he has high speed and agility) and says:
"Spaceman's power is so great that he can be plagiarized before he says something. Remember that."
Spaceman glides off screen without moving his legs (he is also a vampire and a ninja, it is not possible for us to know if he used vampire of ninja skills to float off screen)
