Week 4
Brutal Deluxe (1-2) at Cambodia Mountain Men (3-0)
The Mountain Men have been doing their best Sasquatch impersonation so far this season – tearing into all comers. The Deluxe can be a bit Brutal, just the way the Mountain Men like it. Mountain Men by 24
Manila Cyberballers (0-3) at Hell Valley Snow Monkeys (3-0)
The Monkeys are dancing after last weekend showdown with the Addiction. This week they get to kick the Ballers around a bit. They get bored quickly. Snow Monkeys by 35
Manila Death Squad (0-3) at Manila Pack (1-2)
Both these teams have had tough starts to their schedules. This week, they battle for supremacy in Manila. A Thrilla in Manila? The Death Squad will be floatin’ like a butterfly. Down goes the Pack!! Death Squad 6
Hakone Heroes (3-0) at New Jersey Beaver Hunters (3-0)
A couple rookies acting like bigshots in AA now. Only room for one to challenge for the title. The Beaver Hunters run out of traps this week and the visitors return to Hakone to a Heroes’ welcoming. Heroes 10.
Ho Chi Minh Hookers (0-3) at Pingree Grove Pits (0-3)
The Hookers are looking a bit ragged nowadays but they still have some tricks left in them. Meanwhile the Pits are punching a ticket to A-ball if they don’t pull it together soon. Hookers by 10.
Phuket Water Dragons (0-3) at Sumatra Sting (3-0)
The Water Dragons need to find a little fire – very soon. Ain’t happening this week as Sumatra sets the bees loose again. Sting 35.
Seoul Men (0-3) at Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs (3-0)
The Frogs, formerly known as the Poison Dart Frogs, are also sailing along at this level. The Seoul Men find out it’s not a good idea to lick frogs – or is that toads? Frogs 28.
Algeria Addiction (2-1) at Tibet Psychonauts (2-1)
Algeria is smarting a bit with the loss last week and the Psychonauts are looking to take that next step. The Addiction have some straightjackets to keep the Tibetans warm. Addiction 10.
Lea Lea Furniture (2-1) at Arctic Avalanche (2-1)
Furniture of the week - an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. The Avalanche don’t have enough money. Furniture 10.
Midway Maulers (0-3) at Garut Fire Horses (2-1)
Fire Horses
Georgetown United (2-1) at Kailua Tigers (0-3)
Too bad Georgetown doesn’t throw the ball – the United Airlines has a nice ring to it. This week they fly over Kailua. United by 28.
Malaysian Madness (3-0) at Palembang Tigers (3-0)
One of two matchups of undefeated Garuda teams this week. The Tigers have a cure for the Malaysian Madness. Score more points then them and those boys will calm down. Tigers by 7.
Bandar Seri Begawan Marauders (2-1) at Peking Stampede (0-3)
The Stampede has found some nice grazing land. The Marauders sneak in steal this win without them noticing. Marauders 20.
Tibetan Drunk Monks (1-2) at Shanghai Shadow Dragons (1-2)
The Dragons join the Monks for a drink this week. We find out quickly that the Dragons simply can not hold their liquor. Drunk Monks by 10.
Hanoi Hot Karls (0-3) at Taipei Yonghe soybean milk (0-3)
Both these teams need a little MacGyver duct tape right about now. The Hot Karls just can hold down the sour milk. Soybean milk by 6.
Shanghai Cheetahs (3-0) at The Manila Guerrillas (3-0)
The 2nd Garuda battle of undefeateds. By the way, its Guerrillas, not Gorillas for those reading closely. These are not apes – they are men. Guerrillas by 1.
Brutal Deluxe (1-2) at Cambodia Mountain Men (3-0)
The Mountain Men have been doing their best Sasquatch impersonation so far this season – tearing into all comers. The Deluxe can be a bit Brutal, just the way the Mountain Men like it. Mountain Men by 24
Manila Cyberballers (0-3) at Hell Valley Snow Monkeys (3-0)
The Monkeys are dancing after last weekend showdown with the Addiction. This week they get to kick the Ballers around a bit. They get bored quickly. Snow Monkeys by 35
Manila Death Squad (0-3) at Manila Pack (1-2)
Both these teams have had tough starts to their schedules. This week, they battle for supremacy in Manila. A Thrilla in Manila? The Death Squad will be floatin’ like a butterfly. Down goes the Pack!! Death Squad 6
Hakone Heroes (3-0) at New Jersey Beaver Hunters (3-0)
A couple rookies acting like bigshots in AA now. Only room for one to challenge for the title. The Beaver Hunters run out of traps this week and the visitors return to Hakone to a Heroes’ welcoming. Heroes 10.
Ho Chi Minh Hookers (0-3) at Pingree Grove Pits (0-3)
The Hookers are looking a bit ragged nowadays but they still have some tricks left in them. Meanwhile the Pits are punching a ticket to A-ball if they don’t pull it together soon. Hookers by 10.
Phuket Water Dragons (0-3) at Sumatra Sting (3-0)
The Water Dragons need to find a little fire – very soon. Ain’t happening this week as Sumatra sets the bees loose again. Sting 35.
Seoul Men (0-3) at Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs (3-0)
The Frogs, formerly known as the Poison Dart Frogs, are also sailing along at this level. The Seoul Men find out it’s not a good idea to lick frogs – or is that toads? Frogs 28.
Algeria Addiction (2-1) at Tibet Psychonauts (2-1)
Algeria is smarting a bit with the loss last week and the Psychonauts are looking to take that next step. The Addiction have some straightjackets to keep the Tibetans warm. Addiction 10.
Lea Lea Furniture (2-1) at Arctic Avalanche (2-1)
Furniture of the week - an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. The Avalanche don’t have enough money. Furniture 10.
Midway Maulers (0-3) at Garut Fire Horses (2-1)
Fire Horses
Georgetown United (2-1) at Kailua Tigers (0-3)
Too bad Georgetown doesn’t throw the ball – the United Airlines has a nice ring to it. This week they fly over Kailua. United by 28.
Malaysian Madness (3-0) at Palembang Tigers (3-0)
One of two matchups of undefeated Garuda teams this week. The Tigers have a cure for the Malaysian Madness. Score more points then them and those boys will calm down. Tigers by 7.
Bandar Seri Begawan Marauders (2-1) at Peking Stampede (0-3)
The Stampede has found some nice grazing land. The Marauders sneak in steal this win without them noticing. Marauders 20.
Tibetan Drunk Monks (1-2) at Shanghai Shadow Dragons (1-2)
The Dragons join the Monks for a drink this week. We find out quickly that the Dragons simply can not hold their liquor. Drunk Monks by 10.
Hanoi Hot Karls (0-3) at Taipei Yonghe soybean milk (0-3)
Both these teams need a little MacGyver duct tape right about now. The Hot Karls just can hold down the sour milk. Soybean milk by 6.
Shanghai Cheetahs (3-0) at The Manila Guerrillas (3-0)
The 2nd Garuda battle of undefeateds. By the way, its Guerrillas, not Gorillas for those reading closely. These are not apes – they are men. Guerrillas by 1.
