Warrior General Games

Originally posted by jackriley
Just a bit of friendly advice. Get your Vision, Agility, Stamina, confidence and some str up and having gear on Catching and jumping, in the long run, is a waste of money.

Your team is 6-10 what do you know about building players. Dont get any ideas about writing me a 3 paragraph recruiting letter because I swill swiftly decline.

Originally posted by airportis
Originally posted by jackriley

Just a bit of friendly advice. Get your Vision, Agility, Stamina, confidence and some str up and having gear on Catching and jumping, in the long run, is a waste of money.

Your team is 6-10 what do you know about building players. Dont get any ideas about writing me a 3 paragraph recruiting letter because I swill swiftly decline.

Believe me, I wasn't planning on it, but my teams record has 0 to do with what I know about building players.

Oh and for the record, swiftly decline what? I never said I was interested in your WR

Originally posted by Thundercat_12
wow what a joke! learn how to build a WR

Wow - it's actually fairly close to yours.

Originally posted by tobewon
Originally posted by Thundercat_12

wow what a joke! learn how to build a WR

Wow - it's actually fairly close to yours.

Owned lmao

Holy balls...this WR averaged OVER 17 yards per game receiving and almost got a TD one game. No doubt, he is the best WR ever.

Who needs vision, agility, or stamina when your the best damn WR ever?

Nice intro though, very amusing. lol.

I'd invite you to join our team, but frankly, you'd intimidate our other guys. If only you sucked a little more, you'd be awesome. Good luck!

Originally posted by tsande00
Holy balls...this WR averaged OVER 17 yards per game receiving and almost got a TD one game. No doubt, he is the best WR ever.

Who needs vision, agility, or stamina when your the best damn WR ever?

Nice intro though, very amusing. lol.

My WR would make an impact in the playoffs and not lay an egg with 8 career playoff catches.

I sent my best offer.

Offer sent from the Kalamazoo Coyotes of the USA Pro.

Originally posted by airportis
I DEMAND A JUICY CONTRACT IMMEDIATLEY AND YOU WILL FORK IT OVER IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOUR TEAM. EACH GAME I I WANT A SPREAD OF FRESH FRUITS AND DELI MEATS DELIVERED TO MY LOCKER WITH ASSORTED EUROPEANS CHEESES AND CRACKERS. I ALSO WANT THE FINEST BREADS BAKED FRESH BY THE TEAM CHEF AND DELIVERED TO MY LOCKER STILL WARM AND CRISPY SO IT WELL MELT THE SLICE OF CHEESE I PUT IN IT. AFTER THE GAME I DEMAND THE FINEST MASSEUSE TAKE CARE OF MY SORE MUSCLES I JUST USED SHREDDING THE FIELD FOR YOUR TEAM. THE MASSAGE WILL OF COURSE FOLLOW THE SHOWER I WILL TAKE WHERE I WILL BE BATHED BY A GORGEOUS WOMAN. WHEN THE MASSAGE AND SHOWER ARE COMPLETED I EXPECT A STEAK DINNER SIMULTANEOUSLY DELIVERED TO MY LOCKER. MY LOCKER SHOULD INCLUDE A PLASMA TV AND THE LATEST COLLECTION OF X RATED FILMS FOR MY VIEWING PLEASURE. AFTER MY LAST BITE OF STEAK IS IN MY MOUTH I SHOULD BE HAND DELIVERED A TREY OF LUSCIOUS DESSERTS FRESH FROM THE OVEN. AFTER I AM FINISHED DESSERT I WILL GO TO THE BATHROOM WHERE THE SAME PERSON WHO BATHED ME WILL BE WAITING TO WIPE AFTER I TAKE A MONSTER DOOKIE TO RELIEVE THE STRESS OF THE GAME DAY. WHEN THIS IS DONE I EXPECT A CHAUFFEUR DRIVEN LIMO RIDE BACK TO MY PALACE SO I CAN REST UNTIL NEXT GAME.


DUE TO THE HIGH AMOUNT OF OFFERS I WILL BE RECEIVING, YOU WILL NEED TO COME WITH YOUR BEST OFFER TO BE CONSIDERED.

If only your WR had this level of confidence!!

All caps is a mournful plea to overlook shortcomings. It's akin to the overcompensation you will employ later in life when you finally get your driver's license and immediately ask mommy and daddy for a new car "to pick up the bitches" since GHB is getting hard to come by.

You fail three of my basic tests:

1. You can't spell and you have terrible grammar.
2. Your build sucks.
3. You said "I" or "me" all the way through the thing. Good luck with the 4-12 Western Europe BBB team that decides to put up with your "me" schtick.

I wouldn't hire you to play special teams for me if your player had another 10 levels.

And my team was 15-1 and lost by a hair in the conference championship game, so don't tell me about how my team isn't good enough for you, Mr. Little Dick.

Originally posted by EricMN
All caps is a mournful plea to overlook shortcomings. It's akin to the overcompensation you will employ later in life when you finally get your driver's license and immediately ask mommy and daddy for a new car "to pick up the bitches" since GHB is getting hard to come by.

You fail three of my basic tests:

1. You can't spell and you have terrible grammar.
2. Your build sucks.
3. You said "I" or "me" all the way through the thing. Good luck with the 4-12 Western Europe BBB team that decides to put up with your "me" schtick.

I wouldn't hire you to play special teams for me if your player had another 10 levels.

And my team was 15-1 and lost by a hair in the conference championship game, so don't tell me about how my team isn't good enough for you, Mr. Little Dick.
LMAO owned..I actually offered him a Special teams spot with us if he boosted to Level 20 so trust me someone out is desperate enough but he wont get much PT i'm sure.

Originally posted by EricMN
All caps is a mournful plea to overlook shortcomings. It's akin to the overcompensation you will employ later in life when you finally get your driver's license and immediately ask mommy and daddy for a new car "to pick up the bitches" since GHB is getting hard to come by.

You fail three of my basic tests:

1. You can't spell and you have terrible grammar.
2. Your build sucks.
3. You said "I" or "me" all the way through the thing. Good luck with the 4-12 Western Europe BBB team that decides to put up with your "me" schtick.

I wouldn't hire you to play special teams for me if your player had another 10 levels.

And my team was 15-1 and lost by a hair in the conference championship game, so don't tell me about how my team isn't good enough for you, Mr. Little Dick.

IM WRITING TO YOU IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU APPRECIATE IT. I DONT THINK YOU ARE IN ANY POSITION TO BE TRYING TO "OWN" SOMEONE ON A MESSAGE BOARD. WHY DONT YOU JOIN THE REST OF US IN THE REAL WORLD....THAT IS IF YOU CAN SPARE THE TIME BETWEEN MANAGING 20 DIFFERENT IMAGINARY FOOTBALL PLAYERS IN IMAGINARY LEAGUES. NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE 20 PEOPLE, YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND TRIED TO FIND COOL PICTURES OF REAL ATHLETES TO USE FOR THEM. ALSO, I THINK ITS REALLY CUTE HOW YOU DECIDED TO MAKE ALL YOUR PLAYERS AFRICAN AMERICAN, EXCEPT OF COURSE, FOR THE OFFENSIVE LINEMAN. BECAUSE I MEAN, OFFENSIVE LINEMAN WHO ARENT WHITE IS JUST SO UNREALISTIC ISNT IT? AND I KNOW WE HAVE TO STRIVE FOR REALISM IN THIS GAME WHERE THE AVERAGE MARGIN OF VICTORY IS 50+ POINTS. I AM GLAD THERE IS THIS THOUGH, WHERE YOU CAN COME ONLINE AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY BY PLAYING WITH IMAGINARY PLAYERS AND TEAMS IN A SPORT YOUR WERE MOST CERTAINLY NOT ATHLETIC ENOUGH TO PLAY IN REAL LIFE. YOUR TYPING YOUR BIG BAD WELL THOUGHT OUT RESPONSE WAS WORTH THE CREATION OF THIS THREAD ALONE, AND YOU ARE THE NUMBER ONE REASON I WOULD MAKE A THREAD LIKE THIS. CIAO!

If anyone is looking for a real WR PM me. My WR is a FA tomorrow!

Originally posted by Patsfan01
If anyone is looking for a real WR PM me. My WR is a FA tomorrow!

Hi-jack threads much?