Acton Attack vs Madrid Gangsters
Rabid attack dogs and vengeful gangsters go together like A&W rootbeer and vanilla ice cream…
Paw’s Prediction: you decide
Naples Purple Nurples vs Sweedish Fish
The grape apes and the fish both had impressive victories in the first round of the playoffs with blowout wins. These guys match up well on paper with the gorillas #1 ranked offense against the Sfeedens #2 ranked defense in the league. Look for the hairy mammal’s to pound it out on the ground and the aquatic dwellers to air it out. This one should be close and come down to the 4th quarter. During the regular season, the scaly gilled monsters got away with a 31-27 victory when they traveled to Naples in the regular season. The sasquatch pretty much gave everyone else in the league purple nurples as they twisted their way through most of the regular season, collecting 14 wins, only falling to the rabid attack and the nippleless fish. The fish swam away with 13 wins this season only to be caught by Windsors finest, the bombers and the rabid attack during the regular season. Look for these orangutans to learn from their previous mistake of searching for fish nipples and pull the pond plug on these tasty trout to keep them from swimming away with another victory.
Paw’s Prediction: Nurples by 4
German Hasselhoffs vs Spanish Fly
Yes… you read it right. The flies are in the 2nd round after the biggest upset in the league, swarming the Vatican city in the first round, costing the Pope a few rosaries for the negative thoughts he had after the game. David’s Baywatch babes won’t work as an appealing distraction on this one like they did last round against the bloody bastards. Then again, his singing might be even more appealing to these flies, than the bastards were to the red bikinis. These curly mullet heart throbs of the 80’s should have a field day in this one, but how can you count out the fly after that upset last round? Its usually not a pretty picture when Cinderella and flies come together, but who knows what could happen with this 8th seed who proved they were holier than thou.
Paw’s Prediction: Fly by 1
Dublin Bloody Sundays vs Gibraltar Rock
The Rock had a solid victory against the eagles round 1 and the Bloody Sundays bloodied up the Cosa Nostra with convincing fashion. The bloody Sundays have the #2 offense and #5 defense in the league, while the Rock sport the #3 offense and #4 defense respectively. It doesn’t get too much more evenly matched for you math wiz kids out there. During the regular season, the strawberry syrup covered ice cream treats had a sweet victory over the rock 35-14. look for this game to be closer but will probably have similar results. The bloody mary’s will be plentiful in Dublin as they party through the night after their squad tries to make the rocks bleed from their cracks.
Paw’s Prediction: Sundays by 7
Rabid attack dogs and vengeful gangsters go together like A&W rootbeer and vanilla ice cream…
Paw’s Prediction: you decide
Naples Purple Nurples vs Sweedish Fish
The grape apes and the fish both had impressive victories in the first round of the playoffs with blowout wins. These guys match up well on paper with the gorillas #1 ranked offense against the Sfeedens #2 ranked defense in the league. Look for the hairy mammal’s to pound it out on the ground and the aquatic dwellers to air it out. This one should be close and come down to the 4th quarter. During the regular season, the scaly gilled monsters got away with a 31-27 victory when they traveled to Naples in the regular season. The sasquatch pretty much gave everyone else in the league purple nurples as they twisted their way through most of the regular season, collecting 14 wins, only falling to the rabid attack and the nippleless fish. The fish swam away with 13 wins this season only to be caught by Windsors finest, the bombers and the rabid attack during the regular season. Look for these orangutans to learn from their previous mistake of searching for fish nipples and pull the pond plug on these tasty trout to keep them from swimming away with another victory.
Paw’s Prediction: Nurples by 4
German Hasselhoffs vs Spanish Fly
Yes… you read it right. The flies are in the 2nd round after the biggest upset in the league, swarming the Vatican city in the first round, costing the Pope a few rosaries for the negative thoughts he had after the game. David’s Baywatch babes won’t work as an appealing distraction on this one like they did last round against the bloody bastards. Then again, his singing might be even more appealing to these flies, than the bastards were to the red bikinis. These curly mullet heart throbs of the 80’s should have a field day in this one, but how can you count out the fly after that upset last round? Its usually not a pretty picture when Cinderella and flies come together, but who knows what could happen with this 8th seed who proved they were holier than thou.
Paw’s Prediction: Fly by 1
Dublin Bloody Sundays vs Gibraltar Rock
The Rock had a solid victory against the eagles round 1 and the Bloody Sundays bloodied up the Cosa Nostra with convincing fashion. The bloody Sundays have the #2 offense and #5 defense in the league, while the Rock sport the #3 offense and #4 defense respectively. It doesn’t get too much more evenly matched for you math wiz kids out there. During the regular season, the strawberry syrup covered ice cream treats had a sweet victory over the rock 35-14. look for this game to be closer but will probably have similar results. The bloody mary’s will be plentiful in Dublin as they party through the night after their squad tries to make the rocks bleed from their cracks.
Paw’s Prediction: Sundays by 7
Last edited Dec 16, 2008 05:58:09