Because I can...
RonaldusMagnus
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Originally posted by kharton
Q: What has 10 arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Congo Cripplers OL
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Congo Cripplers are Championship contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
Why do Congo Cripplers players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a player of Congo Crippler. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Congo Crippler player.........twice.
that was funnay as hell!!! the kind of sh** turner would NEVER come up with. instead we get my wife, my kids boo hoo hoo love me love me love me my life is hard, wuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. no wonder he gets beat like a drum. teach him a little lesson and he wont be such easy pickens.
although... the first 2 were a bit original. the last one was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lame. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Q: What has 10 arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Congo Cripplers OL
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Congo Cripplers are Championship contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
Why do Congo Cripplers players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a player of Congo Crippler. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Congo Crippler player.........twice.
that was funnay as hell!!! the kind of sh** turner would NEVER come up with. instead we get my wife, my kids boo hoo hoo love me love me love me my life is hard, wuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. no wonder he gets beat like a drum. teach him a little lesson and he wont be such easy pickens.
although... the first 2 were a bit original. the last one was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lame. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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Originally posted by turnerhero
RIMJOB!
Jesus Christ why am I hammered and on the net. TURNER!!!!!! you've said rimjob, RIMJOB. Thats it you vacuous nerd!!! My dump is more interesting than you are. Holy Christ in Heaven, hallowed be thy name pretend your not 5'5" with coke bottle glasses who has no chance of ever getting laid AND TRY SOMETHING!!! R U the guy at the bar who asks his neighbor, "You come here often?" I get douche chills just reading your post, WTF???
RIMJOB!
Jesus Christ why am I hammered and on the net. TURNER!!!!!! you've said rimjob, RIMJOB. Thats it you vacuous nerd!!! My dump is more interesting than you are. Holy Christ in Heaven, hallowed be thy name pretend your not 5'5" with coke bottle glasses who has no chance of ever getting laid AND TRY SOMETHING!!! R U the guy at the bar who asks his neighbor, "You come here often?" I get douche chills just reading your post, WTF???
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Originally posted by rjssob
Enjoy your usual one playoff game and exit this season!
they might have... if they had gotten in.
Enjoy your usual one playoff game and exit this season!
they might have... if they had gotten in.
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Originally posted by gfalpha
Originally posted by rjssob
Enjoy your usual one playoff game and exit this season!
they might have... if they had gotten in.
um....ok
Originally posted by rjssob
Enjoy your usual one playoff game and exit this season!
they might have... if they had gotten in.
um....ok
gfalpha
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is that an "ok" as in whatever, dude? or an "ok" as in you didn't realize you aren't in the playoffs?
gfalpha
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just pointing out his error... if he is gonna take a shot at the Dune Hoppers, he should at least get the facts straight.
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