As we take our last gasp for air in a desperation move to make the playoffs, the Apia Evil are holding 2 for 1 BJ's tonight at our team hotel. We have brought in the finest selection of women for use at your discretion. Your entire team is comp'd this special for the entire evening, as well as free bottle service of cobra whiskey. On the menu will be braised mountain lion, smoked falcon, and a side of mashed staley potatoes. Our flamboyant, and most certainly eccentric QB is covering the tab.
Regrets Only,
The Apia Evil
Regrets Only,
The Apia Evil