Warrior General Games

From the Algeria World News Center, Sports Edition:
translated to English by the BBC

TV Guy: "Welcome back Sports fans, and what a week it's been in Africa for Football! We've got teams pulling upsets, teams on the bubble trying to bust into Playoff position, and teams that've locked it up. On top of that, recent comments have been exchanged by some players around the League, including Zambia Lions Free Safety Harry Pitts conducted an interview, as well as a Wide Receiver from the Congo Crippler organization, Martin Stokes, which sparked this reaction on a random question to an Algeria Dun Hoppers Defensive Tackle..."

Originally posted by News Source
The reporter had this question for the beastly Tackle;

Reporter: "You've seen the words being said around the league lately by all the team's star players. Does Algeria intend to get in on the hoopla?"

Volshwa: "Ya know, I could give a rat's [BLEEP] what anybody else spews from their filthy sewers. Listen; I go out every day and eat Centers, Fullbacks, and Guards alive...all at the same time. Show me any of those [BLEEP] who can manhandle three grown men singlehandedly at once, and I'll pay attention to what he's got to say. Otherwise, who gives a [BLEEP]..."

With that, he walked into the locker room, and out of sight, leaving the reporter speechless.

TV Guy: "...as you can see, this was a heated topic for the big man, apparently, and sparked heated responses as well. This in particular from the Free Safety, Pitts..."

Originally posted by News Source
"He's just mad he doesn't have the impact i have. What the [BLEEP] is Ekin Volshwa? That his slave name?"

TV Guy: "...and reports flooded in with sightings of Pitts not long afterwards being around Volshwa's very WIFE, but these reports are unconfirmed. Either way, due to the heated, and sometimes angry, comments by the various players from the organizations, Zambia and Algeria now have a NOT-SO-friendly game scheduled later this month. That's Sports, and let's keep the ball in the air for at LEAST one more week!"

OOC: Please continue

Originally posted by turnerhero
I go out every day and eat Centers, Fullbacks, and Guards alive...all at the same time.



In a related interview with TUC the owner of the Zambia Lions...Chris Berman of ESPN had this question for TUC.

Man it's hot as fuck in Africa...what's your thoughts about the recent comments DT Ekin Volshwa made about your SS Harry Pitts?

TUC replies...." Who's this Ekin guy you speak of? ...it's not the same guy that recorded ZERO sacks last season and has only one this season. Better yet he has only six for his career. Maybe instead of eating Centers, Fullbacks and Guards alive...he should start eating QB's and RB's."

With that, he walked into the locker room and out of sight...leaving Berman speechless....and that's nearly impossible

In response Chewbacca would like the following to be known:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhD_vSJOou8&feature=related (and that's NOT Rickroll!)

Originally posted by TUC
Originally posted by turnerhero

I go out every day and eat Centers, Fullbacks, and Guards alive...all at the same time.



In a related interview with TUC the owner of the Zambia Lions...Chris Berman of ESPN had this question for TUC.

Man it's hot as fuck in Africa...what's your thoughts about the recent comments DT Ekin Volshwa made about your SS Harry Pitts?

TUC replies...." Who's this Ekin guy you speak of? ...it's not the same guy that recorded ZERO sacks last season and has only one this season. Better yet he has only six for his career. Maybe instead of eating Centers, Fullbacks and Guards alive...he should start eating QB's and RB's."

With that, he walked into the locker room and out of sight...leaving Berman speechless....and that's nearly impossible










As TUC entered the locker room cameras attempted to follow but were met by an imposing figure with a hearty smile
Leon Colorchange spoke before slamming the door "Sorry guys only real men are allowed in here, make sure u let ur boy Ekin know that"

From the Algeria World News Center, Sports Edition:
translated to English by the BBC

TV Guy: As we continue with the show, just in we have news out of the BBE camp. BBE Cornerback ICB alias I.C. Booty made some rather insulting comments to media sources about the upcoming BBE vs UN game.

ICB: I can't wait to see Freddy Bitchell try to go yard on me son, all I'm saying is I.C. Booty! Fredex your next... baby, and ICB going to shut your shit down 4 real kids, gets readyz! They better go wit the run game cuz Bitch ass Right said fred is locked up and out of dis 1!

Stay tuned for more

After a team practice in Sand Dune Stadium, Reporters abound, waiting to get even a small comment to add more fuel to the fire in what is looking like a huge rivalry being born here in Africa between two Conferences. First, Iva Canon, new Quarterback for the Dunes this season, wanders outside, wearing his street clothes, and carrying a large duffel bag...

Reporter 1: "IVA! OVER HERE! Iva Canon! What do you think of the Challenge laid out by turnerhero to Zambia's team in lieu of the recent words exchanged by your two teams' players?"

...Iva, being the enigmatic, if lackluster, guy that he is, complies and walks over towards the flashbulbs and microphones, offering a comment...

Canon: "Hey they want a Game, we'll have a game. It'll just let me get more in the groove for the Playoffs."

Reporter 2: "IVA! ...but Algeria doesn't even look to be headed to the Playoffs, what makes you think you'll make it?"

Canon: "...I thought this was about the scrim. Hey, we never give up, and never say die. If we make it, it'll be one hell of a show. If we don't, well...we'll be there next year. I gotta run, see ya!"

...as the flashbulbs go crazy, and the Reporters scream for just one more comment, Iva walks off towards his Ferrari. A buzz is heard nearby, as another small group of Reporters catches another Algeria player...

Reporter 3: "FAKA! MO FAKA! OVER HERE!"

Reporter 4: "FAKA! Any comment on the scrimmage versus Zambia?"

Reporter 3: "Do you support what your teammate, Ekin Volshwa, said about the Zambia players?"

...glaring menacingly towards the small group questioning him a mile a minute, Mo Faka slowly begins to turn and head their way. They all fall silent, as they suddenly recall the rumors about this African Native...that he is a master of the Black Arts...

Faka: "...you want to know what MOFAKIN MO FAKA thinks about this new game? You want to know what MOFAKIN MO FAKA thinks about the only man who gives MO FAKA nightmares says about other players?!"

...the Reporters all nod silently in unison, some gulping frightfully...

Faka: "...MO FAKA gonna tell you all what will happen to any other player who wants to question the POWER of Algeria...first, blisters...MANY blisters, that turn into festering boils appear on their bodies. Followed only by LICE and BLEEDING from their EYES...and their demise will be slow, agonizing, and torturous. I would not DARE speak more of these things..."

...Mo Faka turns as slowly as he initially came, and walks off towards the parking lot. The Reporters all simply stare at one another, when suddenly they begin shouting another person's name...

Reporter 2: "VOLSHWA! VOLSHWA! What do you say about the scrimmage that came of the comments being spread by yourself and the Zambia players and owner?"

Reporter 4: "VOLSHWA! Give us some more comments on how you feel about Pitts saying you have a SLAVE NAME?"

...the incredibly large man turns and walks towards the reporters, only to pass them by without comment. The reporters frantically follow him to his Hum Vee, before he pulls out, nearly driving over a few of them as he goes.

good stuff..

With comments, threats, and trash-talking abound, the "Congo Gongo Weekly" asked Congo WR Martin Stokes a few questions as he was leaving practice.

What's your take on all of this trash-talking happening?
It's part of the game. People trash-talk, and either look like big shots or idiots afterwards. I don't see what they're bragging about. I mean, we all know Congo is going to win the championship, so there's really no point in all of this.

Do you have any words to say yourself?
Yeah, I do. I feel sorry for anyone who has to face us this year. Playoffs or otherwise. We can't be beat! We can kill you on the ground, and in the air. It's a team game, one person can't win a game. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way.

With that, Martin Stokes went into the film room.

On the way out from practice on the chilly December evening MPS was stopped for a few questions

What's it like being the Special Needs captain of the Algeria Dune Hoppers

I like to tackle other players via anal penetration, yea, I know, very gay, but it gets the job done.

Um...What music do you listen to before games to get you "fired" up?

Do You Think I'm Sexy--Rod Stewart

Gets me in the mood, what can I say? So....you down for some funking?

With that the reporter left in a hurry, feeling scared and slightly violated

We take you now from this story in Iraq to this breaking Harry Pitts Interview!

Reporter: What do you think of Ekin Volshwa?

Harry Pitts: What the fuck is Volshwa? Go back to America.

Reporter: Don't you think that language is a little harsh?

Harry Pitts: What? Fuck? FUCK SHIT ASS BITCH CUNT.

Reporter: (Speechless)

Harry Pitts: You look speechless, give a message to Ekin for me "How's your wife and my kids?"

We take you live to Valla Beach, Australia for this interview with Woolshed FS Taylor Maze


Reporter: What do you think of the season the Woolsheds are having so far?


TM: Well its been a little disappointing so far in the regular season but I think we can make some upsets happen in the post season.


Reporter: Taylor what do you think of this battle between Zambia safety Harry Pitts and Algeria DT Ekin Volshwa?


TM: I think they are both all talk I mean Pitts is a great safety and should be a candidate for D player of the year for the Lion Conference but they need to let their game do the talking like I do.


Reporter: What is the teams reaction to the season so far?

TM: I think their handling it very well they know its been a rebuilding year of some sort and they know we will come back next season and compete again.


Reporter: Before we let you go Taylor one last question, who do you think will win the conference but you can't choose VBW?


TM: Well if I can't pick the Woolsheds I would have to say Zambia just so they can get their asses out of AAA.