Warrior General Games

anyone seen that movie? it was killer. i love the suspense and i also have developed a crush on liv tyler...i'd love to bend her over and bang her brains out...even if she had elf ears like in Lord fo the Rings. Actually....has anyone ever had sex with an elf?...what's it like?

Suspense? Wow it was a fucking horrible movie.

but seriously, haven't you ever wanted to bang Liv Tyler? She's sexy even with blood all over her face.......and about this elf thing...have you ever fucked one????

Eh the movie was predictable

I don't think there is any doubt that we would all bang Liv Tyler. Nobody's going to argue with that.

But the strangers was the worst movie I have seen all year. What a lame ass movie, I was bored to tears. After I shot my friend in the face with a shotgun, I would have just stayed put. He had a great spot. Anybody who came down that hallway was gunna get shot in the head, so why leave?

Also it says it's based on a true story but the "true story" it's based on is one time a person knocked on the directors door and asked for someone who didn't live there. He later found out that some houses in the neighborhood had been burglarized.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482606/trivia

Yeah you are correct there DC no killing went on in the true story.

"If you were Steven Tyler from Aerosmith for one night, and you could pretty much get any woman alive, who would you pick?"

"*sigh*, Caitlin"

"Her? See, me? I'd pick Liv Tyler."

Originally posted by dc_txtech
I don't think there is any doubt that we would all bang Liv Tyler. Nobody's going to argue with that.

But the strangers was the worst movie I have seen all year. What a lame ass movie, I was bored to tears. After I shot my friend in the face with a shotgun, I would have just stayed put. He had a great spot. Anybody who came down that hallway was gunna get shot in the head, so why leave?

Also it says it's based on a true story but the "true story" it's based on is one time a person knocked on the directors door and asked for someone who didn't live there. He later found out that some houses in the neighborhood had been burglarized.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482606/trivia

well thats gay. i was really thinking something like that had actually happened. well, looks like i gotta get it started....

Originally posted by jtwillis
but seriously, haven't you ever wanted to bang Liv Tyler? She's sexy even with blood all over her face.......and about this elf thing...have you ever fucked one????

I would fuck the shit out of Liv Tyler

As for Elves, no but do midgets count?

you never fucked a midget, don't lie