Warrior General Games

Attention:

Following the receiving display put on by my client; Crash O'Leary in the scrimmage game against the Evil Empire. Mr. O'Leary has declared his desire to retire from the Halfback position and is formally requesting, actually demanding that he placed as a full time wide receiver.

He feels after gaining over 1000 yards in 5 games and averaging over 12 yards a carry he has nothing left to prove as a halfback, and the position no longer posses as a challenge to him.

He feels that wide receiver is the perfect place for him to mature as both a football player and a person. He also wishes to put on notice all CBs in Western Europe BBB League 7 that he is coming for each and every one of them.

Thank you for your time, and see you on the football field.

Ohdis, Agent of Crash O'Leary

What about all the records you could get, like the total career rushing yards and TDs? Dont you want to do Chunky Soup commercials?

And Bret "Silkie Smooth" Hart says if you can beat him deep he'll switch to punter for a game.

Originally posted by Precisionist
Dont you want to do Chunky Soup commercials?
My HB wants to do commercials for Depends adult diapers.

I can see it now...

It looks like a normal game on a normal day in a normal stadium with normal players. Then the play starts... Dexter Riggo gets the hand off, runs through a gapping hole in the offensive line... the only thing standing between him and the end zone is a sole linebacker.

That's when everything goes to slow motion, then a close up to see the fear on the LB's face... then it happens... PFTTTTT!!!!! Crappola!

But this LB is wearing Depends, so his uniform stays dry and clean... even though he gets his ass kicked and Dex goes in for the TD.

Yeah, that'd be cool...