Warrior General Games

Not sure how many are posted in my teams forum so idk which ones you cant view but just ask and ill post it

Newest

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=1299584&page=1#10279493

PR from loss at Kiev

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=1224030

Fed up with team mates

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=1117004

Team provoked

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=919618

Lashes out about our win against Milan, first season

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=849514

Condom release

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=793199

After beating Rostov

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=790679

Third PR ever.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=758744

Secon PR

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=722025

The RAP

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=722211


First ever.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=703192




Personally. i think the rap is one of the bests

Don't have access to any of them

oh, ill post them. thought i had some from the EE6 forums. my bad

In order like the list.

The Hague, Eastern Europe



What did I tell you bitches this year? Huh? Answer me you cock suckers. That’s right, I told you that we were moving up. We fucked Katowice up TWICE, no one else beat them. That’ll show their pansy bitch cock sucking cum guzzlers who should lose to totally dominate the lower level. Yea, chances are they will move up because of the new system. But they didn’t EARN IT. WE DID. First off, I would like to thank my old owner, Nhoffman, for rotting my player for a season for no reason. If it wasn’t for him, I never would have been a hustler. Secondly, id like to thank my new owner, Agoptix, for having faith in me and letting me rock them sons of a bitches. Also, my agent and family have been very supportive of my move to Hague to play football. Now on to the questions.

R1: How good does it feel to win and advance to the Super Bowl against Latvia.
MM: It feels great. Better than I ever could image. We were in this spot last year and couldn’t pull through but that was then, this is now.
R2: We have heard rumors about a new sign that was put into the locker room. Can you tell us about it?
MM: Well its just a saying I heard while away from the team before our game in Katowice. It will be placed in our locker room for the rest of existence of the Hustlers.
R3: Have you thought about your next game, against Latvia yet?
MM: Studying the tapes like I always do. Cant wait to get this game on the road. Were trying to follow up on Rostov’s EEA trophy.
R4: Speaking of Rostov, are you aware that Rostov was one and done?
MM: Of course I am. They are a great team and to post an 11-5 record up above is quite an accomplishment. Im glad for them and cant wait for the match up.
R5: Any predictions for the S.B?
MM: A #3 seed vs. #5 seed, how in the world do I predict that. We were 14-2 and they were 12-4. Great records but the game will determine the greatest record.
R6: Who are you expecting to have the biggest impact on the winner of the game?
MM: I think its going to come down to whose Defense has a bigger day.
R7: Any comments for any of the teams you have played?
MM: Yea I actually do have a few. First of, Kiev, you mother fuckers. You’re the only team who has ever beaten us twice. Congrats, its something to be proud of. Milan, even though we crushed you guys record wise (4-0 against you) we cant thank you enough for beating Kiev. It was a huge relief for us. Now this is for Latvia. I cant wait for the matchup against you guys. You are a low scoring team but have one of the best defenses. With our great offense, these should offset and be one hell of a game. You guys have a total of 40 points this post-season. We’ve broken 40 twice.

That’s all the time we have for today with Mr. McDonald.

Mickey McDonald had a season high, 7 tackles in tonights 10-7 loss against Kiev. Although happy about his amount of tackles, McD had plenty of things to say about his dissappointment.

"We played a good game this week. We gave our Offense the chance to win it. Unfortunately, that didnt happen tonight. They've bailed us out a couple of times and vice versa, but tonight wasnt one of those nights. No disrespect to Kiev, but we should have won this game. We blocked two FG to keep the score close. We simply got out played today. We gave up over 300 yards while they kept us under 200. Turnovers killed us tonight. Barky's first INT lead to a TD. His second one we forced a punt. So thats not that bad. They won the turnover battle and they won the game because of it. Take back that INT or even force a punt. 7-3 game, with a Hustler win. Susan's fumble with less than 2 minutes to go didnt help but we stoped them. Take away that fumble, and we had a game tying FG drive and possibly a game winning TD. But ya know what, we win as a team and lose as a team. i had a missed tackle. that could have cost us the game but it didnt. Any questions?"

R1: Do you think this team has what it takes to advance to the Championship game this year?
MM: I thought we did last year. Unfortunately we boosted early.
R2: Are you guys afraid of playing Kiev in the playoffs?
MM: Im not. so we've lost 2/3 games we've lost to them, but this year, we are ready toboost for the playoffs and will not lose again.
R4: Does that mean your predicting a Ring this year?
MM: Take it how you want...
R3: Why do you always answer your garuntee questions with"take it as you want"?
MM: Thats my style. If you want to take it as a garuntee then doit, but im not gonna give "buletin board" material for another team.
R5: This is for your Agent/GM Sharpie2788. Which of you teams are you hoping the best for?
SH: Well i want all of my players and teams to do well. Right now we(The Hague) are looking at a #2 seed. In Lima, CB Ethan Sharp, who has committed to a different team for next season, is also looking at a top 4 seed, hopefully number 2. Halifax is also looking at a playoff birth, possibly top 4 seed.Manheim is on the edge looking into the Playoffs. Valparaiso is heavily working to get into the playoffs and are hiring new DC/OC to get them their. im looking at 9/9 players who are out of the D-Leagues to make the Playoffs. 2 with The Hague, 3 with Valparaiso, 1 with Lima, 1 with Halifax, 1 with Nova Scotia, and hopefully the last with Nuvanut.
R6: WHich player/players, do you expect to come home with hardware?
SH: E. Sharp, M. McDonald, C. McLeod, and My Favorite im am looking at to bring home some hardware. Rings.

Thank you for your time. We will be back before the playoffs.

SS Mickey McDonald is fed up with team mates, especially those who play in front of him." Its redic that i only have 9 tackles on the season. WTF is up with that. My team mates are being so f@%king selfish i cant stand it. Who the hell is this McLeod guy? So what if hes my child hood friend, why the hell is he getting 7 tackles a game. SELFISH. Idc if this team is 3-0 while blowing out the Competition, i need my tackles. I am going to out on a limb and say im getting 6 tackles this game. Oh and F the PR shit, i wnat KR. I wasnt 2nd on acciedent. I am debating demanding a trade to make a Mick McD combo over in Valpraiso. But what only one other person can compare to me on Defense is Shadow McSurehands who has the only other Defensive TD."


GM Sharpie stated" We understand his concerns and if it gets to the point, he will be suspended for a game and further action will be taken

So i know its been awhile but here is the team invoked press release



SS McDonald has finally come out to speak once again.

MM: Its been a while hasnt it? That it has. Seems like you stalkers miss me more and more every day i dont talk. What, am i really that big of a hit?(Reporter starts to answer). Shushhhh. i can answer my own questions. Yes i am that big.


So im going out on a limb here but i sense some fear from Kiev. Although they hung with Rostov who we shit on, they feel scurred. They dont want shit on their faces. or worse. on their mothers faces. So now i will be taking questions.

(Cameras flashing)
R1: Who has been the best contributer to this team?
MM: The coaches and GM's of course. Do you think id be here if it werent for the coaches. And my agent, man is he the best in the bissness. Im thinking of starting a agent bissness with him and help review teams offers and things for other players.
R4: So the coaches get all the credit for your sucess?
MM: Not all ya (cameras start flashing faster and louder and a burgular jumps down from the ceiling). Shit, freeze mother trucker.(pulls out 3 tickets to the Euro-bowl(Superbowl of EEA1) give me the gun and these are yours. im getting 10 more for my family anyway.
R3" Any more of those for us?
MM: Why? so you can sell them? We all know your scummy asses get tickets.
R2: Your language has gotten worse this year. Any reasons?
MM: The fact that ice learned exactly what you guys are and do. You think i like that article on the cover of the Times? No you dont think i do but look behind me. There it is. Motivation.

And for Kiev, it will be a blow out.









"So are win is a joke? really? we just (Giant truck drives by and blows the horn so this section is not heard) and its a joke? We dominated the run game like we always do and we are the team to beat. I really wannt to kno how it was a joke that we scored 59 er however many points we got."


R1: Do you think you deserved to win this game?
MM: We had 3 guys over 100 yards rushing and you think we dont deserve to win that game? really?
R3: Do you have any plans now that your only 2 levels away from a contract offer?
MM: Im hoping i dont have wait that long. I would like to retire here whenever the hell that is.
R4: Have you become friends with guys from around the world?
MM: Yea ive met a few. My buddy actually has a player on the same team as another one of our players scouts so i think that should be fun.
R2: Why so long in between interviews?
MM Ive been preparing for this "joke" of a win. I guess if it was that big of a joke we should have started our slow-build affiliation team. I have better things to do than sitt here and listen to this bullshit so im out. Gotta get that caddy waxed.


GM Ethan Sharp releases this statement.

" We understand where Mr. McDonald is coming from. He will not be fined as a result of his comments made. We have nothing but respect for our competition but we feel as that this was such a big game, trash talk was going to go on by whoever won the game.

Walks up onto the stage with a bag.)

Mickey McDonld: I would like to tell you all that my new line of Condoms is officially on sale.

As of today,8-8-08, we are going to sell condoms in both male and female form. We have a few samples for you.

http://graphics.condom.com/Images/400JPG/CDD-LOVL-14R_400.jpg
http://graphics.condom.com/Images/400JPG/CFR-REGL-BLK_400.jpg

I will have also given Star RB Susan Sarradon a few of these Female condoms and she is allowed to wear them. I will now be taking questions



R1- How much will these sell for?
MM: Goto your local McDonald sports bar and their free
R3: Where else can you get them?
MM: Online at www.ebay.com/condomlove

( General Manger Ethan Sharp walks in)

ES: Sorry folks but i have to have a meeting with Mr. McDonald. He will be availible after after his next game.





Sorces say that the meeting was called due to a report about Susan Sarradon and He sleeping together. No other facts are known.



This was released about an hour after the meeting was called

As general manager of this team, i take on all responsiblityies of these players. If one of them is endanger, i will be there for them. This meeting with Mr. McDonald has nothing to do with him and Susan. We spotted a gun in the audience and felt it was safest to remove him from the premisis. Since the release the man with the gun has been detained and was asked why he was there. He pleaded the fifth, when identified, we learned his name was BlackBall. No other information has been released.

(Walking off the field after the Hustlers win vs Rostov. The crowd is chanting McD,McD,McD)

EEE: Hey Mickey, can we get a few words about your performance tonight?
MM: Hey Prince. ill catch up to ya. Gotta do some talking. Save me a beer.
EEE: so what do you think of your performance tonite?
MM: I think i had one hell of a game.
EEE: You only had 3 tackles.
MM: But those 3 tackles saved touchdowns. Give them those 2 touchdowns and its a 34-28 game. No big deal if we made our FG but we didnt. Big deal.
EEE: Next week you get Warsaw, easy win?
MM: The rest of the season is pretty easy. Week 8 will be a real test.
EEE: You play Milan in week 8. Can yopu see your self going into that game undefeated and coming out the same?
MM: You know, i can see us going in and out undefeated but its going to be a test. I would love to see a W there but time will tell.
EEE: Do you think you should be starting on this team?
MM: You know what, i think i should but what player wouldnt. Im doing what im suppose to be and saved 3 touchdowns today.
EEE: Being as your Brother(really the same person) is GM, is it had to be a starter when you are the lower level?
MM: Of coarse because people might think its favortism. Im thinking im going to ask around about builds and see if i have a legitiment arguement to be a starter.
EEE: Who do you play on asking?
MM: Old team mates, different league forums.
EEE: As you predicted, you won this game. What does this do to your confidence?
MM: Oh baby. My confidence is deffinately the highest its ever been. Like Sharp said, " If you garuntee, back it up." And i think i did that.
EEE: So we heard about an inside bet you guys had with Rostov. What was it?
MM: Well i cant give it away but check back monday and you will see.
EEE: Thanks for your time.
MM: Anytime.

EEE: Thanks for giving us your time for youe 3rd interview.
MM: Anytime. Im sure this one will be the best one yet.
EEE: We can make it that way. So your crew's rap is creating alot of controversy around the league?
MM: I guess so. It was done all in good fun.
EEE: Does it affect your team mates?
MM: Not that i know of. Me and a few guys play it before games to get pumped up.
EEE: Do you all really drive purple cadilacs?
MM: That we do. Just not to the stadiums because n!ggas be haten on us.
EEE: Whats your favorite line from the rap.
MM: Oh man, thats a tough one. If i have to chose id say "Too bad they check us before games or we'd be giving our guns a pop!" or "Sharp's like the nigga yo find for the prise at the bottom of Cracka Jacks,"
EEE: Why the one about your GM?
MM: He's family man. Its true though. Him and Agoptix put this team together very nicely and look at us. UNSTOPPABLE.
EEE: What do you think of your next 2 games. Tough ones?
MM: Of coarse they're tough. Budapest not as much as RUSTOV, but both will be key victories.
EEE: Is that a garuntee for both games?
MM: Take it as it is. Yes it is.
EEE: Hague and Rostov were said to be 2 of the leagues powerhouses this season. Is there any trash talking going on?
MM: Of coarse there is. Its been going on since the day schedules came out. This could be the game to decide if were 15-1 or 16-0.
EEE: So your saying there's no tough games after this?
MM: No im saying that this game could decide if we go 15-1 or 16-0. We still have Kiev to play and a few other strong teams.
EEE: What do you think of Red Fort Royals?
MM: They're playing great. 2-0 for a team that was said to suck. I have alot of respect for them. Until week 11 that is.
EEE: Well we know were running a little late and we dont want you to miss practice but predict you record.
MM: If we beat Rostov i think we can win out. Kiev will be a challenge but we will gameplan it the same as all the other games. Who knows, maybe ill play WR.
EEE: So depending on the Rostov game you 15-1 or 16-0?
MM: i think its more like 14-2 or 15-1 or 16-0. If we lose to Rostov we will have to see the score and wait to see how they do against Kiev. I predict 14+ wins.
EEE: Thanks for your time.
MM: Anytime. Have game 2's game jersey. Keep it real

"I am interested to see how Milan does this season. Our game with Milan has the potential to be the biggest game of the year if both teams live up to billing and deal with Hague properly."

When Starting SS Mickey McDonald was told of this report submitted to Espn EE, he had more than a few words to say.

" Handle us right? you've got to be kidding. Havent they seen the movies. Hustlers never and i repeat never get handled properly. Im not predicting a 16-0 season but i have a feeling we will be close to it. *beep* this sh!t. Man ive got some xbox calling my name. Feel a hurtin week 4 RUST OV"

Was his first comment. Agent Sharpie2788 had no comment as he is also team GM for Hague. As per league regulations, Gm's are prohibited from commenting on records.

Here is our second exclusive with Mickey McDonald.


EEE: Thanks for your time, again.
MM: Anytime for you guys.
EEE: So you've made it clear that you will be the leagues Pre-Madonna.
MM: Hell to the yea. Someone one has to stepp up and do the talking.
EEE: Is there any disputes between teammates on how this season is going to turn out?
MM: We dont really disscuss how the season will turn out. Of coarse we all think we will be 16-0 but what team doesnt. Hey, if we have to be 15-1 to win the *beep*ing Superbowl then hell we'll doit. We wont be another team that chokes like the Patriots. Plus we dont cheat.
EEE: Calling out a Proffessional team when your in the lowest ranks possible?
MM: Yea i am and if you have a problem with it i can take my bass outta here and talk with Eastern Europe 2Nite.
EEE: So how do you think Hague will do this season?
MM: I predict atleast 13 wins with 2-3 close games. i think our record will be more than enough to make the playoffs and we very well could be a 15-1 or 16-0 team.
EEE: Any thoughts about Rostov?
MM: I'll let weel four be my thoughts.
EEE: Thanks for your time and for the complementary Condoms of Love.
MM: Anytime. We Hustlers hate to have more children born without it planed.

Youse a hoe n!gg@ and you aint got shit,
I just knocked yo ass over with this goal kick.
Bitch you were expecting soccer but you foot ball,
And you geussed right n!gg@ u aint got no balls!
So watch my homie Micky McDonald get that first down,
N!gg@ pick yo jaw up, you look like a god damn clown!
So ima studderstep and slide my ass through the way,
The way you grabbed my ass n!gg@, i thought you were gay!

Soooo everybody bow down to the Hustla's,
bitch!
Yoooo everybody go down for the Hustla's,
snitch!
Soooo everybody bow down to the Hustla's,
bitch!
Yoooo everybody go down for the Hustla's,
snitch!

Now this team dont run itself, we got Ethan Sharp for that,
Mess with this n!gg@ and you'll get a smack!
Sharp's like the nigga yo find for the prise at the bottom of Cracka Jacks,
Everything that n!gg@'s got, you all lack!
So calm yo bitch ass down before we fuck this game up,
Youse a bitch ass n!gg@, dont be acting all tough.
I'll have Micky fuck you up with a left hook,
Oh bitch youse shit yo bitches and it looks like you gota laern how to cook!

Soooo everybody bow down to the Hustla's,
bitch!
Yoooo everybody go down for the Hustla's,
snitch!
Soooo everybody bow down to the Hustla's,
bitch!
Yoooo everybody go down for the Hustla's,
snitch!

You got the song Loser by Beck, we got got this song for us,
We all drive in purple cattilacks, you riding on a bus.
Now if this shit dont sink into yo head yet,
Ima have Osama droppa nuke from my own private jet.
It'll fuck yoself up so bad you well just drop,
Too bad they check us before games or we'd be giving our guns a pop!
So be afraid n!gg@h cause the Hustla's are here,
And you better reserve a hospital bed for the rest of next year.
Cause when we play, we play to win,
and if we lose n!gg@...we just pop open the jin

This just in form Hague. Star SS Mickey McDonald just upgraded his custom gear to feature his new line of Men's product. Condoms of love

ESPN EE: So whats with your new Men's line?
Mickey: What do you have a problem. Gotta keep the population down over here and this is the perfect way.
EEE: So does this mean your players will be supporting this custim wear?
MM: Hell to the no. If i hear of one of those mother puckers wearing it i will get there ass pucked up.
EEE: Pucked? whats with that
MM: We here at Hague dont swear. We all agree it brings team morale down. SO we say puck, or shat, or beach.
EEE: Do your condoms come in sizes other than your size of large?
MM: We make them in M,L,XL. Cuz seriously no one is bigger.
EEE: Thanks for your time.
MM: No problem. Now im going to pull a Chad Johnson
EEE: A Chad Johnson?
MM: Bring a xbox and pillows to training camp. Keep it real Suckas

*chuckles* that was a good read. I liked this line.

MM: Hell to the no. If i hear of one of those mother puckers wearing it i will get there ass pucked up.
EEE: Pucked? whats with that
MM: We here at Hague dont swear. We all agree it brings team morale down. SO we say puck, or shat, or beach.


Jack

Yea, we completely went away from that rule shortly after that PR.