Camera turns focuses in on an aging man.
"Good evening Europe! Welcome to another segment of, behind the Brawlers."
"This weeks segment was brought to you by, Pigeon Salt, the best new preservative and foot fungus fighter found in Western Europe. Pigeon Salt, eat it, wear it, let it be your best purchase ever."
"Today, I wanted to introduce to you a new team in the Western Europe BBB #6 league, The Black Forest Brawlers. They are located in Belchen, Germany, in the Southwestern part of Germany, in the Black Forest. Belchen has been a hotbed of football activity for years, but the GLB council never seemed to pay attention to them. Well, they recently gave them a team."
"Now, how about the Owners and GMs."
"The owner is BM30. He is a strange fellow. We think his real name is Blaine Mahoney, but that has been unconfirmed. We can confirm, he is an amatuer gamer that goes by BM30. Its rumor that he was a ruthless Counterstrike player and loved to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure. At his last Counterstrike tournament, he won quite a bit of money and decided that a football team would be his next adventure since Hello Kitty's servers were being decomissioned. Here we have, BM30, the new owner of the Black Forest Brawlers."
"Next we have the Offensive Coordinator, Zhrakkan. Zhrakkan, was a severed head collector. Yes, you heard me right, this sick bastard collected severed heads, some were even still juicy when he bought them. He came from a rich family, so he never had to hold down a job. How the hell he got this job as the Offensive Coordinator, is beyond me."
"Next we have Syrk08. Syrk08 to give you a little history, was the owner of an evil midget army. Yes, I kid you not. He breed and raised a small midget army that was for hire as mercenaries. Unfortunately, syrk08 didn't do to well in his first business venture. Once his army of midgets were destroyed by 2 inches or rain, he rethought his existance. Football. Syrk08 is the Assistant Head Coach of the Brawlers."
"Lastly, we have Odyzeuz. Not much is known about him. The rumors span from, a non-working husband of a porn star, a popcorn farmer, a breeder of miniature ants and of course, a football jock strap collector. We frankly don't know, and he does not want to give interviews. Odyzeuz is the Defensive Coordinator."
"Now you have it. You know a little about the owners and gms of the Black Forest Brawlers."
"Good evening Europe! Welcome to another segment of, behind the Brawlers."
"This weeks segment was brought to you by, Pigeon Salt, the best new preservative and foot fungus fighter found in Western Europe. Pigeon Salt, eat it, wear it, let it be your best purchase ever."
"Today, I wanted to introduce to you a new team in the Western Europe BBB #6 league, The Black Forest Brawlers. They are located in Belchen, Germany, in the Southwestern part of Germany, in the Black Forest. Belchen has been a hotbed of football activity for years, but the GLB council never seemed to pay attention to them. Well, they recently gave them a team."
"Now, how about the Owners and GMs."
"The owner is BM30. He is a strange fellow. We think his real name is Blaine Mahoney, but that has been unconfirmed. We can confirm, he is an amatuer gamer that goes by BM30. Its rumor that he was a ruthless Counterstrike player and loved to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure. At his last Counterstrike tournament, he won quite a bit of money and decided that a football team would be his next adventure since Hello Kitty's servers were being decomissioned. Here we have, BM30, the new owner of the Black Forest Brawlers."
"Next we have the Offensive Coordinator, Zhrakkan. Zhrakkan, was a severed head collector. Yes, you heard me right, this sick bastard collected severed heads, some were even still juicy when he bought them. He came from a rich family, so he never had to hold down a job. How the hell he got this job as the Offensive Coordinator, is beyond me."
"Next we have Syrk08. Syrk08 to give you a little history, was the owner of an evil midget army. Yes, I kid you not. He breed and raised a small midget army that was for hire as mercenaries. Unfortunately, syrk08 didn't do to well in his first business venture. Once his army of midgets were destroyed by 2 inches or rain, he rethought his existance. Football. Syrk08 is the Assistant Head Coach of the Brawlers."
"Lastly, we have Odyzeuz. Not much is known about him. The rumors span from, a non-working husband of a porn star, a popcorn farmer, a breeder of miniature ants and of course, a football jock strap collector. We frankly don't know, and he does not want to give interviews. Odyzeuz is the Defensive Coordinator."
"Now you have it. You know a little about the owners and gms of the Black Forest Brawlers."
