Chunky Style means without a great deal of thought or effort involved 
Ah crap, this week I'd have to do the whole friggin league! Doh! Shoulda started next week.
These are going to suck even more, since I don't know the teams from the Wusstern conference as well.
Jeanland vs Saskatoon - hey Jeanland went CPU, so I sent an offer to their WR for $10K a day and a million dollar bonus. Jeanland might even be improved now. Saskatoon by 349867934857. If Jeanland score any points, Saskatoons owner has to post naked pictures of his mum to the internet.
Kelowna Outlaws vs Flint Tropics - I think Flints going to take this one handily. Kelowna won't be able to stop Flint on offense, and their O will be slowed decently by Flint. Flint Tropics 44-17
Millenium Falcons vs. Cold Lake Wolverines - welcome to A Falcons, I hope you have the Hyperdrive in good order, cos you're going to need to break that tractor beam and run like fuck against one of the most stacked rosters in the conference. This could get ugly fast. Cold Lake - 88-10
Damage Inc. vs. Greenland Smokers - wow, this is going to be one weird game. Smokers have a more coherent roster, but Damage has some big boppers scattered throughout. If Damage can gameplan in such a way as to make use of those, they should win, since I don't like the looks of the Smokers D. Damage Inc - 27-16
Toronto Smoke vs. Ballina Big Prawns - your humble prognosticators team looks to have a much better schedule this season than last. The Smoke are certainly a much more forgiving opponent than the Sasquatch, and I expect the Prawns to enact Clawplukt, despite Smoke not being overly easy to Claw. Ballina 35-18
Halifax Hashishim vs. In San Jose Pimpin Aint Easy - Another tough on to pick, Halifax might have gotten lucky to strike one of the few teams with a similar lack of depth and crapload of inactives. This one probably depends most on who actually logs in, which is anyones guess. I'll go with Halifax 24-16.
Thunder Bay Hibernators vs. CENTRALIA GIL T DOGGS - enjoy the free win CENTRALIA - they win by 124312566i43513 x pi
The Crushing Fuamatu-ma'afala's vs. Moose Head Thundering Herd - the Crushers, as they will no be known, have no depth and more inactives than Shaq on his period. Moose Head look solid, and should win by 345235.
Jesus Christ, there's an acre of you guys. I'm only halfway through, I need a break! I may or may not get back to finish this off.
Ah crap, this week I'd have to do the whole friggin league! Doh! Shoulda started next week.
These are going to suck even more, since I don't know the teams from the Wusstern conference as well.
Jeanland vs Saskatoon - hey Jeanland went CPU, so I sent an offer to their WR for $10K a day and a million dollar bonus. Jeanland might even be improved now. Saskatoon by 349867934857. If Jeanland score any points, Saskatoons owner has to post naked pictures of his mum to the internet.
Kelowna Outlaws vs Flint Tropics - I think Flints going to take this one handily. Kelowna won't be able to stop Flint on offense, and their O will be slowed decently by Flint. Flint Tropics 44-17
Millenium Falcons vs. Cold Lake Wolverines - welcome to A Falcons, I hope you have the Hyperdrive in good order, cos you're going to need to break that tractor beam and run like fuck against one of the most stacked rosters in the conference. This could get ugly fast. Cold Lake - 88-10
Damage Inc. vs. Greenland Smokers - wow, this is going to be one weird game. Smokers have a more coherent roster, but Damage has some big boppers scattered throughout. If Damage can gameplan in such a way as to make use of those, they should win, since I don't like the looks of the Smokers D. Damage Inc - 27-16
Toronto Smoke vs. Ballina Big Prawns - your humble prognosticators team looks to have a much better schedule this season than last. The Smoke are certainly a much more forgiving opponent than the Sasquatch, and I expect the Prawns to enact Clawplukt, despite Smoke not being overly easy to Claw. Ballina 35-18
Halifax Hashishim vs. In San Jose Pimpin Aint Easy - Another tough on to pick, Halifax might have gotten lucky to strike one of the few teams with a similar lack of depth and crapload of inactives. This one probably depends most on who actually logs in, which is anyones guess. I'll go with Halifax 24-16.
Thunder Bay Hibernators vs. CENTRALIA GIL T DOGGS - enjoy the free win CENTRALIA - they win by 124312566i43513 x pi
The Crushing Fuamatu-ma'afala's vs. Moose Head Thundering Herd - the Crushers, as they will no be known, have no depth and more inactives than Shaq on his period. Moose Head look solid, and should win by 345235.
Jesus Christ, there's an acre of you guys. I'm only halfway through, I need a break! I may or may not get back to finish this off.
