Portland Niners def. Flint Tropics
Niners are going to pull out a pretty convincing win, easily cruising to a victory over the atrocious Niners. After which, they'll stumble out of the locker room and blow away the Tropics. (76-21)
Warsaw Stampede def. Southeast Silverbacks
Another instance of a pretty over matched team, the Silverbacks are going to get squashed by the recently demoted Stampede. (45-10)
Cosa Nostra Hitmen def. Vorkuta Yellowhammers
This will actually be an interesting game for me to watch because Vorkuta came in and did a good job putting together something out of nothing. I'd like to give them a better chance, but the reality is, the Hitmen are the dominant force in zeta this season. (48-17)
Grodno Demons def. Bayside Tigers
The Tigers will get handled like an Orphan in the UFC: they just haven't been fed enough to pull out a real fight. (64-21, and only because of mercy.)
Warsaw Gods of War def. Mississippi Marsupials
This'll be a good game to watch, as both are pretty decent teams. In the end, the GoW offense might just be a little too much to handle, and I predict they'll come away with it in an offensive slug-fest (48-42)
Italy Guardians def. Skopje S.F. Kardinals
Could be convincingly called 'Fast Animals, Slow Children.' Cue the scene from Family Guy where a tiger eats a fat kid. (86-7)
South City Chiefs def. Stalingrad Ironmen
A close game, but South City's "The Tractor" will be the turning point. I predict a strong second half rushing game brings them the victory. (28-20)
Kazakhstan Dragons def. Saratov Blaze
The Blaze will burn strongly in a season or two, but right now, they just can't compete. The Dragons take it easily (48-21)
Vilnius Velociraptors def. Dresden Doomsday
Sort of a toss up, but I give the Velociraptors passing an edge on the Doomsday passing D, or lack thereof. (54-48)
Transylvania Grim Reapers def. Sooner Syndicate
Grim Reapers take out the Syndicate in an easier then though fashion. I would hazard a guess at (36-24)
Helsinki Devils def. Bratislava Butchers
Conrad Prince will lead them to a convincing victory, though it'll be a fun, close match right down to the end. (28-21)
Liverpool Outlaws def. Chernobyl Mariners
This is Golden Era Mike Tyson def. quadriplegic half-blind sleeping midget. No contest, though only because the Mariners were screwed with a late team issue.
Sioux City Bandits def. Mad Dogs
Two underdogs squaring off. Neither is really a strong contending team, but neither is a real bad team either. Both possible 7-8 seeds in their conferences. I think that the Bandits will have the edge on offense, with a strong o-line. (36-21)
Hill Valley Deloreans def. P-Burg Players
The Players made a very strong set of acquisitions since they came to EEA. Unfortunately, it isn't enough in this match, and they will probably get handled fairly easily. (42-24)
Secretville Offtopics def. Pecs of Steel
Offtopics take out this poorly-named team easily. (56-21)
Arkadak Arsenal def. Berlin Crusaders
Finally, the newcomers who switched with the Nordiques will defeat their first opponent in their first ever EEA4 game. The Crusaders simply do not have the talent to compete. (56-14)
Alpha Nine, Zeta Seven
Anybody?
Niners are going to pull out a pretty convincing win, easily cruising to a victory over the atrocious Niners. After which, they'll stumble out of the locker room and blow away the Tropics. (76-21)
Warsaw Stampede def. Southeast Silverbacks
Another instance of a pretty over matched team, the Silverbacks are going to get squashed by the recently demoted Stampede. (45-10)
Cosa Nostra Hitmen def. Vorkuta Yellowhammers
This will actually be an interesting game for me to watch because Vorkuta came in and did a good job putting together something out of nothing. I'd like to give them a better chance, but the reality is, the Hitmen are the dominant force in zeta this season. (48-17)
Grodno Demons def. Bayside Tigers
The Tigers will get handled like an Orphan in the UFC: they just haven't been fed enough to pull out a real fight. (64-21, and only because of mercy.)
Warsaw Gods of War def. Mississippi Marsupials
This'll be a good game to watch, as both are pretty decent teams. In the end, the GoW offense might just be a little too much to handle, and I predict they'll come away with it in an offensive slug-fest (48-42)
Italy Guardians def. Skopje S.F. Kardinals
Could be convincingly called 'Fast Animals, Slow Children.' Cue the scene from Family Guy where a tiger eats a fat kid. (86-7)
South City Chiefs def. Stalingrad Ironmen
A close game, but South City's "The Tractor" will be the turning point. I predict a strong second half rushing game brings them the victory. (28-20)
Kazakhstan Dragons def. Saratov Blaze
The Blaze will burn strongly in a season or two, but right now, they just can't compete. The Dragons take it easily (48-21)
Vilnius Velociraptors def. Dresden Doomsday
Sort of a toss up, but I give the Velociraptors passing an edge on the Doomsday passing D, or lack thereof. (54-48)
Transylvania Grim Reapers def. Sooner Syndicate
Grim Reapers take out the Syndicate in an easier then though fashion. I would hazard a guess at (36-24)
Helsinki Devils def. Bratislava Butchers
Conrad Prince will lead them to a convincing victory, though it'll be a fun, close match right down to the end. (28-21)
Liverpool Outlaws def. Chernobyl Mariners
This is Golden Era Mike Tyson def. quadriplegic half-blind sleeping midget. No contest, though only because the Mariners were screwed with a late team issue.
Sioux City Bandits def. Mad Dogs
Two underdogs squaring off. Neither is really a strong contending team, but neither is a real bad team either. Both possible 7-8 seeds in their conferences. I think that the Bandits will have the edge on offense, with a strong o-line. (36-21)
Hill Valley Deloreans def. P-Burg Players
The Players made a very strong set of acquisitions since they came to EEA. Unfortunately, it isn't enough in this match, and they will probably get handled fairly easily. (42-24)
Secretville Offtopics def. Pecs of Steel
Offtopics take out this poorly-named team easily. (56-21)
Arkadak Arsenal def. Berlin Crusaders
Finally, the newcomers who switched with the Nordiques will defeat their first opponent in their first ever EEA4 game. The Crusaders simply do not have the talent to compete. (56-14)
Alpha Nine, Zeta Seven
Anybody?
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