Warrior General Games

Hear that sound? Its the sound of thousands of clear heels. Our hooker army is ready to wear out all foes who would come to the Redlight district with hopes of victory. They will take the field sated and completely lacking in aggression, where the Red Lights will destroy them!

PS - we only gave you guys the ones with herpes

Are they your personal hookers?

Nope, its all about the team baby!

There's no I in team, and no I in hooker!

So they normally service your team?

Of course, but only after games - game MVP gets first pick. Skarie has mad motivational skills!

Woah. I have been missing some stuff.

Skarie didn't write that into your contract? You gotta get a better agent dude.

Originally posted by chunky04
Of course, but only after games - game MVP gets first pick. Skarie has mad motivational skills!

I don't want any of your hookers, I prefer women...

Oh we got those kind too

I got those!