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for the day of Baking is upon thee...

Tuesday Morning--when the cock crows thrice--thou shall see thine Biscuits have been fluffed and crisped.

Our depth of yeast and bread outclasses your meager, unfluffy depth chart.

From top to bottom, you WILL savor the buttery goodness left on your defenders' hands, as they attempt to grasp one of our delicacies.

But, alas, Tuesday is not that day. For on that day, the Biscuits are a temptation of grandeur. A paragon of salvation, if you will. For men have killed for these bakery delights, and this will be our finest batch.

We have restocked the cupboard. We have turned up the temperature on our metallic ovens. We have kneaded the dough until it has reach a consistency unseen in Newport (where the beaches are trashy anyways).

So pray. Pray to the Baker God that this batch fails. 15 more are coming for the rest of Zeta. You are only the first and not the last. The tears you weep when our scent envoys over your crowd, then dissipates back to Morgantown, are expected. Welcomed. Relished.

Hallowed be thy Biscuits.

Reminds me of last years Spartans - though I like the writing, you've got talent.


Where is this Morgantown for your teams namesake?


I must inject though that the Beach will most likely be a bit sour after the shalacking they received in todays scrimmage so you may have to put the buns in the oven a bit earlier for this match

good stuff ea. Although I like BFG(not BRG)'s style better.

Short and to the point. Example, "You SUCK, BOOYAH!".

Originally posted by ericarnold86
for the day of Baking is upon thee...

Tuesday Morning--when the cock crows thrice--thou shall see thine Biscuits have been fluffed and crisped.

Our depth of yeast and bread outclasses your meager, unfluffy depth chart.

From top to bottom, you WILL savor the buttery goodness left on your defenders' hands, as they attempt to grasp one of our delicacies.

But, alas, Tuesday is not that day. For on that day, the Biscuits are a temptation of grandeur. A paragon of salvation, if you will. For men have killed for these bakery delights, and this will be our finest batch.

We have restocked the cupboard. We have turned up the temperature on our metallic ovens. We have kneaded the dough until it has reach a consistency unseen in Newport (where the beaches are trashy anyways).

So pray. Pray to the Baker God that this batch fails. 15 more are coming for the rest of Zeta. You are only the first and not the last. The tears you weep when our scent envoys over your crowd, then dissipates back to Morgantown, are expected. Welcomed. Relished.

Hallowed be thy Biscuits.

I have to admit that was well thought out and written.....I really did enjoy reading that.......I am going to consider it a win if we can score 21 points atleast in my book.......

I wish you luck

Morgantown is the location of the greatest college in American Football, West Virginia University... Woot woot!

Originally posted by TheMarksman

Morgantown is the location of the greatest college in American Football, West Virginia University... Woot woot!

Haha...Baton Rouge is all I have to say.

Originally posted by GeauxTigahs
Originally posted by TheMarksman


Morgantown is the location of the greatest college in American Football, West Virginia University... Woot woot!

Haha...Baton Rouge is all I have to say.

Yeah Baton Rouge was nice... ROLL TIDE!

The mighty tsunami could not overcome your speedy biscuits.

You must have used Bisquick.

Nice win EA - way to call your shot.

It was good to get that game out of the way....now I can concentrate on the first part of the season until we get to the last 6 games.....Those are going to be a killer.

Originally posted by glwarriors
The mighty tsunami could not overcome your speedy biscuits.

You must have used Bisquick.

Nice win EA - way to call your shot.



your time will come warsaw. prepare for the buttery onslaught

He was congradulating you man

But we are always ready for some biscuits. I prefer butter & honey on mine, that is of coarse unless they are covered in a nice sausage gravy.

Originally posted by kswass
He was congradulating you man

But we are always ready for some biscuits. I prefer butter & honey on mine, that is of coarse unless they are covered in a nice sausage gravy.



i realized he was congratulating us, but i dont want you guys to get to comfortable over there in polandland

Originally posted by bigfatguy64
Originally posted by glwarriors

The mighty tsunami could not overcome your speedy biscuits.

You must have used Bisquick.

Nice win EA - way to call your shot.



your time will come warsaw. prepare for the buttery onslaught

Yeah well, like they say - he who lives by the butter will perish with a buttery smell.

We won't be throwing any stinkin tsunami at ya!

We'll be bringin the gravy!

We'll find a way to lose before the championship game, that's just how we roll.

We are premature ejecting bakers