Warrior General Games

Originally posted by smallbugger
Originally posted by techiejacket

Bah sheep....

Who needs em.

Here at Crazy Eddies Mattress and Goat Feed emporium we have the finest food available for your goats. We also have a very fine local cuisine restaurant. We do not however have any food for sheep. We look forward to your patronage after the game for all your mattress and goat needs. We might even have a spot in the restaurant for you although the victorious MaRAWK!!o players will probably be there to celebrate after they destroy all the tables and bring in their girlfriends to pick up their feed for the week.

BAH! Sorry may I have a personal statement? I'm so excited and nervous.... it would be my first time defiling a non-human

For some reason our mattresses in Tanzania don't burn like yours? Whats the secret?



Goat urine! Who knew it was more flammable than napalm?

good write up.

Originally posted by ryan20662


Goat urine! Who knew it was more flammable than napalm?

After licking some wounds and cursing myself for trying to many crazy things we are feeding out goats heavy amounts of beer to increase urination on all the mattresses we bought.

We may need to schedule a scrimmage to make another trip for more goats. They have proven quite popular Tanzania... although the pimps and hoes union is now trying to ban the importing of goats. So it might come down to a court battle on this issue.

LMAO - Sheep>>Goats - told ya