The Hague, Eastern Europe
What did I tell you bitches this year? Huh? Answer me you cock suckers. That’s right, I told you that we were moving up. We fucked Katowice up TWICE, no one else beat them. That’ll show their pansy bitch cock sucking cum guzzlers who should lose to totally dominate the lower level. Yea, chances are they will move up because of the new system. But they didn’t EARN IT. WE DID. First off, I would like to thank my old owner, Nhoffman, for rotting my player for a season for no reason. If it wasn’t for him, I never would have been a hustler. Secondly, id like to thank my new owner, Agoptix, for having faith in me and letting me rock them sons of a bitches. Also, my agent and family have been very supportive of my move to Hague to play football. Now on to the questions.
R1: How good does it feel to win and advance to the Super Bowl against Latvia.
MM: It feels great. Better than I ever could image. We were in this spot last year and couldn’t pull through but that was then, this is now.
R2: We have heard rumors about a new sign that was put into the locker room. Can you tell us about it?
MM: Well its just a saying I heard while away from the team before our game in Katowice. It will be placed in our locker room for the rest of existence of the Hustlers.
R3: Have you thought about your next game, against Latvia yet?
MM: Studying the tapes like I always do. Cant wait to get this game on the road. Were trying to follow up on Rostov’s EEA trophy.
R4: Speaking of Rostov, are you aware that Rostov was one and done?
MM: Of course I am. They are a great team and to post an 11-5 record up above is quite an accomplishment. Im glad for them and cant wait for the match up.
R5: Any predictions for the S.B?
MM: A #3 seed vs. #5 seed, how in the world do I predict that. We were 14-2 and they were 12-4. Great records but the game will determine the greatest record.
R6: Who are you expecting to have the biggest impact on the winner of the game?
MM: I think its going to come down to whose Defense has a bigger day.
R7: Any comments for any of the teams you have played?
MM: Yea I actually do have a few. First of, Kiev, you mother fuckers. You’re the only team who has ever beaten us twice. Congrats, its something to be proud of. Milan, even though we crushed you guys record wise (4-0 against you) we cant thank you enough for beating Kiev. It was a huge relief for us. Now this is for Latvia. I cant wait for the matchup against you guys. You are a low scoring team but have one of the best defenses. With our great offense, these should offset and be one hell of a game. You guys have a total of 40 points this post-season. We’ve broken 40 twice.
That’s all the time we have for today with Mr. McDonald.
What did I tell you bitches this year? Huh? Answer me you cock suckers. That’s right, I told you that we were moving up. We fucked Katowice up TWICE, no one else beat them. That’ll show their pansy bitch cock sucking cum guzzlers who should lose to totally dominate the lower level. Yea, chances are they will move up because of the new system. But they didn’t EARN IT. WE DID. First off, I would like to thank my old owner, Nhoffman, for rotting my player for a season for no reason. If it wasn’t for him, I never would have been a hustler. Secondly, id like to thank my new owner, Agoptix, for having faith in me and letting me rock them sons of a bitches. Also, my agent and family have been very supportive of my move to Hague to play football. Now on to the questions.
R1: How good does it feel to win and advance to the Super Bowl against Latvia.
MM: It feels great. Better than I ever could image. We were in this spot last year and couldn’t pull through but that was then, this is now.
R2: We have heard rumors about a new sign that was put into the locker room. Can you tell us about it?
MM: Well its just a saying I heard while away from the team before our game in Katowice. It will be placed in our locker room for the rest of existence of the Hustlers.
R3: Have you thought about your next game, against Latvia yet?
MM: Studying the tapes like I always do. Cant wait to get this game on the road. Were trying to follow up on Rostov’s EEA trophy.
R4: Speaking of Rostov, are you aware that Rostov was one and done?
MM: Of course I am. They are a great team and to post an 11-5 record up above is quite an accomplishment. Im glad for them and cant wait for the match up.
R5: Any predictions for the S.B?
MM: A #3 seed vs. #5 seed, how in the world do I predict that. We were 14-2 and they were 12-4. Great records but the game will determine the greatest record.
R6: Who are you expecting to have the biggest impact on the winner of the game?
MM: I think its going to come down to whose Defense has a bigger day.
R7: Any comments for any of the teams you have played?
MM: Yea I actually do have a few. First of, Kiev, you mother fuckers. You’re the only team who has ever beaten us twice. Congrats, its something to be proud of. Milan, even though we crushed you guys record wise (4-0 against you) we cant thank you enough for beating Kiev. It was a huge relief for us. Now this is for Latvia. I cant wait for the matchup against you guys. You are a low scoring team but have one of the best defenses. With our great offense, these should offset and be one hell of a game. You guys have a total of 40 points this post-season. We’ve broken 40 twice.
That’s all the time we have for today with Mr. McDonald.
