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I've played Red Rover on asphalt - you North Americans are such pussies.

Originally posted by GIEFF
Except nobody plays red rover on asphalt. Factually inaccurate trash talk is like druez' mom - it is a prostitute.
What? Canadians don't play red rover on asphalt? Yet another reason they're inferior...

Originally posted by punkaweedus
Padre's an expert sniper in Dodgeball and even chipped a kid's tooth playing Red Rover. He's a badass on the asphalt... King of the schoolyard... the Chuck Norris of elementary school P.E. class. He's never played tetherball but he's already beaten you, GIEFF.


Some key points you forgot....

1. Padre will hand out an ass whipping in 4-Square.

2. Padre doesnt play dodgeball with those sissy ass foam balls GIEFF uses...only the real red rubber balls that leave a mark.

3. Padre allows the opponents in Red Rover to stand in front of the chain link fence and he still crashes through them...

So give up now GIEFF before this turns ugly for you...

Dodgeball and Red Rover are weak sports. I only play hardcore playground games, mano a mano. One on one. In tetherball, you can't hide behind the failure of your teammates like you'll try to do after today's game.

Originally posted by GIEFF
Dodgeball and Red Rover are weak sports. I only play hardcore playground games, mano a mano. One on one. In tetherball, you can't hide behind the failure of your teammates like you'll try to do after today's game.

you miss the point...Padre plays those games w/o teammates against the other team...

How the fuck do you play red rover with one person?

Originally posted by GIEFF
How the fuck do you play red rover with one person?


And that GIEFF is why you will lose......

*Cue trippy mystery music*

The same way The Eagles kick the Flappin Heads like little homeless and unwanted puppies.

Sorry, but you can't play red rover with one person. That's bullshit. Once again, your factually inaccurate trash talk will be the end of you.

What if I have imaginary friends? Does that count for anything?

Originally posted by GIEFF
Except nobody plays red rover on asphalt. Factually inaccurate trash talk is like druez' mom - it is a prostitute.

Maybe not in canada, in wisconsin Red Rover on asphalt is one of our favorite pass times.

Originally posted by EagleOtto
Originally posted by GIEFF

Except nobody plays red rover on asphalt. Factually inaccurate trash talk is like druez' mom - it is a prostitute.

Maybe not in canada, in wisconsin Red Rover on asphalt is one of our favorite pass times.

Pass times, huh? good stuff.