Intrepid reporter: Spaceman, what do you think about this being the franchise's first playoff game?
Spaceman: Many people call me the most dangerous man with 45 tackles in the game today. That is true and the only thing that will ever change is the number of tackles. I hit people so hard that they can't remember what they had for lunch, luckily, they normally throw it right back up. I like to make things easy but it doesn't look like your mother needed any help. Listen, the fact is MaRAWK!!o called me to help them make the playoffs and here we are.
Intrepid Reporter: Are you saying that all MaRAWK!!o needed to make the playoffs was to get a back up SS?
Spaceman: You can hear what you want. Last season I was in the playoffs and MaRAWK!!o wasn't. This year, here we are, ready to RAWK. I would say that is a correlation of 1.
Intrepid Reporter: What do you think of the UN squad?
SA: Seriously, I can't even name one member of their team. We watched so much Iowa film this week that I thought we were playing Iowa until we got on the plane. But I do know this about the UM, they are scared. All season they have been favored and they have let their fans down. The should be the run away favorites in this conference and they couldn't get it together this year. Tonight we are going to but their fans out of thier collective misery. Fred Ex is going home in a box tonight, and a small box at that.
Reporter: Wait, you just said you can't name a member of their team...and then named their #1 WR. What gives Spaceman?
SA: What gives Spaceman? Nobody gives me anything. What I want I have. However, Space gives you the ability to stay here. Don't question what I say. I had a reporter question me...once. Now listen, some people say the Zookeepers have been sandbagging. I have only seen them in person once and I haven't watched any film, but they didn't look like they were sandbagging against us. They looked scared. Real scared.
Reporter: I guess you would have gotten a good look since you watched a lot of football that day. You recorded 1 tackle and 1 missed tackle. What happened there?
SA: My coaching staff is crafty and we didn't want to show all of my abilities at once. Nobody can handle that. You can expect much more Africa today. Africa is going to be the biggest thing on the field ladies. Write that down.
Reporter: I don't have a pen.
SA: You don't need a pen. You don't need to write it down at all because if I said it, then it is true. When it happens you will know. I got to get ready. Sit back and enjoy this one.
Spaceman: Many people call me the most dangerous man with 45 tackles in the game today. That is true and the only thing that will ever change is the number of tackles. I hit people so hard that they can't remember what they had for lunch, luckily, they normally throw it right back up. I like to make things easy but it doesn't look like your mother needed any help. Listen, the fact is MaRAWK!!o called me to help them make the playoffs and here we are.
Intrepid Reporter: Are you saying that all MaRAWK!!o needed to make the playoffs was to get a back up SS?
Spaceman: You can hear what you want. Last season I was in the playoffs and MaRAWK!!o wasn't. This year, here we are, ready to RAWK. I would say that is a correlation of 1.
Intrepid Reporter: What do you think of the UN squad?
SA: Seriously, I can't even name one member of their team. We watched so much Iowa film this week that I thought we were playing Iowa until we got on the plane. But I do know this about the UM, they are scared. All season they have been favored and they have let their fans down. The should be the run away favorites in this conference and they couldn't get it together this year. Tonight we are going to but their fans out of thier collective misery. Fred Ex is going home in a box tonight, and a small box at that.
Reporter: Wait, you just said you can't name a member of their team...and then named their #1 WR. What gives Spaceman?
SA: What gives Spaceman? Nobody gives me anything. What I want I have. However, Space gives you the ability to stay here. Don't question what I say. I had a reporter question me...once. Now listen, some people say the Zookeepers have been sandbagging. I have only seen them in person once and I haven't watched any film, but they didn't look like they were sandbagging against us. They looked scared. Real scared.
Reporter: I guess you would have gotten a good look since you watched a lot of football that day. You recorded 1 tackle and 1 missed tackle. What happened there?
SA: My coaching staff is crafty and we didn't want to show all of my abilities at once. Nobody can handle that. You can expect much more Africa today. Africa is going to be the biggest thing on the field ladies. Write that down.
Reporter: I don't have a pen.
SA: You don't need a pen. You don't need to write it down at all because if I said it, then it is true. When it happens you will know. I got to get ready. Sit back and enjoy this one.
