Game of Week:
Tibet Psychonauts at Garut Firehorses:
Psychonauts use shock therapy to upset the Firehorses and solidify a playoff spot. Garut hangs tough, but luck is not on their side. PSYCHONAUTS by 4
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Cambodia Mountain Men at Kyoto Samurai:
The Cambodians disarm the samurai and BBQ them using their Katanas for the spit. MOUNTAIN MEN by 30
Pontianak Firebirds at San Fran Gold Rush:
Firebirds find the hills of beautiful San Francisco to hard to climb, get stuck in Chinatown and end up as a spicy lunch special. GOLD RUSH by 21
Da Nang Yellow Jackets at Algeria Addiction:
Yellow Jackets end their short stay in the league by getting raped by the Algerians. ADDICTION by 35
The Pretenders at Salford Storm:
Has the makings of a good game, but the Storm is too ferocious for the Pretenders to navigate, and they get lost in the 4th quarter. STORM by 12
Columbus Black Knights at Bangkok Blue Demons:
Bangkok mops up the sorry Black Knights as they look ahead to the postseason. Columbus will be black and blue knights by the time Bangkok is done with them. BLUE DEMONS by 35
AFEF Hooligans at Thailand Cheap Toys:
Hooligans learn that playing with toys can be painful, and their season dies a painful death from Thai lead poisoning. CHEAP TOYS by 35
Kapres Pride at Hiroshima Radiation:
Pride have a reason to be proud about, closing out the Radiation away from home. Hiroshima, a once proud franchise disperses finally into the ether. PRIDE by 15
Exclusive Interview - Yuri the Axe, RB - Krungthep Garudas:
A lot of people have contributed to your success as a running back as the Garudas have a wealth of good blockers on the team. Out of all of them, who would you say your most valued blocker is?
Say what!!! Sheeeet! Them blockers are just lucky to have man as talented as I am to get around some of the lame ass blocks they lay on for me. That Al Tagletarrio, calls himself a Full Back, always bitching and crying that no one gives him the ball, heck I heard he was a hairs width away from getting dropped from the squad his season. Most valuable players' our QBs cause they know who to give the ball to when I'm on the pitch and it ain't no fancy footed receiver neither. Though I have from time to time being called up to even help them catch a few balls! All round star that's me! Might try QB for a quarter against them Alegro Addicks
Donko von Punchstania. Valued teammate or parasite of valuable stats?
Look at the replays man, how many times have I barrelled up the pitch 40 yards over 5 or 6 plays, and sometimes just one, and then on pops the coaches little puppy dog runner to crap on my stats! Can you believe i was BACK UP for the past 30 games BACK UP!!! Where's the respect!
Do you prefer coming off the bench or starting?
That's a hard one, like coming off the benching and starting a nice 47 yard TD run with 5 busted tackles on the way through. Coach can put me on any time and I'll score. Yea okay, I did have a bit of a poor run to the end of last season a slow start, but hey, my stash was running low, had to wait till I got my fully deserved pay rise before I could get ripped.
Favorite team to play? Least favorite?
Hmmm well while it's fun to run in 10 odd TDs in a match it does get a little dull after a while, especially as the defence starts to part faster than the red sea on a Sunday. No fun if I can't stud someone on the way through. So anyway fave team to play, gotta be those meat heads, what they called, errr yea Mongrel Whores, stomping someones ego is almost as much fun as stomping on their defense, did I score in that game? yea yea I did, now I remember, I think I got more yards than their entire squad... HA! POP Goes their ego!! 14 Breaks too, nice match, yea I like them Mongrels, was a great match. Least fave team Hoocheeme Hookers, they got that wannabe on their squad, you know Block Flannelhead, or some such dumb name. I heard he was out last night boasting that he'd scored more receptions than me this season! Looser!
What's your secret to success?
What! You wanna taste some studs boy! Get outta here with that stupid question!!!!!
What part have your owner and offensive coordinator played in your success?
Who? I dunno, someone usually says "Yuri you're up" and I go on and the QB gives me the ball, else I throw a low tackle at his legs after he's given the ball to some one else. So yea the guy that says "Yuri you're up" he's cool, he must must be a pretty good influence on me, but heck he just as likely knows that if I don't get on the pitch I might just stud him too. Safer for him that I'm on the pitch stomping on some fly weight free safety.
Favorite player to trample?
Anyone who gets in my way. It's not like I run around in circles going "yea he was a good trample" and go at him again. But I do like the folks that try, the ones that put their life on the line and say "Yuri may kill me, but at least I'll be on TV as part of his 50 yard TD run!" And I'll tell ya, if my blockers get in my way, I'll trample them too. So no, there's no one I like REALLY like to trample, though if Block Flannelhead was a defender I may just run round in circles trampling him into the ground until he ain't nothing but broke up bones and bits of blood.
Most feared defender?
Me, I look in the mirror every day and say "DAMN I'm glad that bastard isn't on the defense", but okay, other than me, Boring Jason, ah you mean not on our team, cause I tell ya that Jason guy, he's scary, scores way too often for my liking, he needs to step out of bounds more often and put the ball in the hands of the people who know how to score properly. Shit, no one wants to win on an Interception, they wanna see Yuri cracking heads, stomping on hands and charging 75 yards for a TD, YEA!!! Okay, well anyway, feared defender... do have to pick someone? Okay...hmmmmm can we come back to this one? Woa lay on the pressure then...hmmmm, can I call a friend and ask them? Thanks... "You Donko ya TD hogging bastard, who do we fear, no not on our team..him? Really hmmm ok". So apparently the most fearsome defender in the league, as far as we're concerned is... cough cough gahhhh cough haaack cough...yea him ....next question.
Favorite performance enhancer?
OXYGEN MAN! I have a tank on the side of the pitch, 100% pure...well okay there'sa few extra additives to give it a little extra punch, but they don't do nothing but add to the taste, make it spicey and all that.
What that's it , you ain't gonna ask me what my fave film is, actress I'd must like to shag? Actresses I'd most like to cover in whipped cream... hey come back with that microphone Chump!
Tibet Psychonauts at Garut Firehorses:
Psychonauts use shock therapy to upset the Firehorses and solidify a playoff spot. Garut hangs tough, but luck is not on their side. PSYCHONAUTS by 4
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Cambodia Mountain Men at Kyoto Samurai:
The Cambodians disarm the samurai and BBQ them using their Katanas for the spit. MOUNTAIN MEN by 30
Pontianak Firebirds at San Fran Gold Rush:
Firebirds find the hills of beautiful San Francisco to hard to climb, get stuck in Chinatown and end up as a spicy lunch special. GOLD RUSH by 21
Da Nang Yellow Jackets at Algeria Addiction:
Yellow Jackets end their short stay in the league by getting raped by the Algerians. ADDICTION by 35
The Pretenders at Salford Storm:
Has the makings of a good game, but the Storm is too ferocious for the Pretenders to navigate, and they get lost in the 4th quarter. STORM by 12
Columbus Black Knights at Bangkok Blue Demons:
Bangkok mops up the sorry Black Knights as they look ahead to the postseason. Columbus will be black and blue knights by the time Bangkok is done with them. BLUE DEMONS by 35
AFEF Hooligans at Thailand Cheap Toys:
Hooligans learn that playing with toys can be painful, and their season dies a painful death from Thai lead poisoning. CHEAP TOYS by 35
Kapres Pride at Hiroshima Radiation:
Pride have a reason to be proud about, closing out the Radiation away from home. Hiroshima, a once proud franchise disperses finally into the ether. PRIDE by 15
Exclusive Interview - Yuri the Axe, RB - Krungthep Garudas:
A lot of people have contributed to your success as a running back as the Garudas have a wealth of good blockers on the team. Out of all of them, who would you say your most valued blocker is?
Say what!!! Sheeeet! Them blockers are just lucky to have man as talented as I am to get around some of the lame ass blocks they lay on for me. That Al Tagletarrio, calls himself a Full Back, always bitching and crying that no one gives him the ball, heck I heard he was a hairs width away from getting dropped from the squad his season. Most valuable players' our QBs cause they know who to give the ball to when I'm on the pitch and it ain't no fancy footed receiver neither. Though I have from time to time being called up to even help them catch a few balls! All round star that's me! Might try QB for a quarter against them Alegro Addicks
Donko von Punchstania. Valued teammate or parasite of valuable stats?
Look at the replays man, how many times have I barrelled up the pitch 40 yards over 5 or 6 plays, and sometimes just one, and then on pops the coaches little puppy dog runner to crap on my stats! Can you believe i was BACK UP for the past 30 games BACK UP!!! Where's the respect!
Do you prefer coming off the bench or starting?
That's a hard one, like coming off the benching and starting a nice 47 yard TD run with 5 busted tackles on the way through. Coach can put me on any time and I'll score. Yea okay, I did have a bit of a poor run to the end of last season a slow start, but hey, my stash was running low, had to wait till I got my fully deserved pay rise before I could get ripped.
Favorite team to play? Least favorite?
Hmmm well while it's fun to run in 10 odd TDs in a match it does get a little dull after a while, especially as the defence starts to part faster than the red sea on a Sunday. No fun if I can't stud someone on the way through. So anyway fave team to play, gotta be those meat heads, what they called, errr yea Mongrel Whores, stomping someones ego is almost as much fun as stomping on their defense, did I score in that game? yea yea I did, now I remember, I think I got more yards than their entire squad... HA! POP Goes their ego!! 14 Breaks too, nice match, yea I like them Mongrels, was a great match. Least fave team Hoocheeme Hookers, they got that wannabe on their squad, you know Block Flannelhead, or some such dumb name. I heard he was out last night boasting that he'd scored more receptions than me this season! Looser!
What's your secret to success?
What! You wanna taste some studs boy! Get outta here with that stupid question!!!!!
What part have your owner and offensive coordinator played in your success?
Who? I dunno, someone usually says "Yuri you're up" and I go on and the QB gives me the ball, else I throw a low tackle at his legs after he's given the ball to some one else. So yea the guy that says "Yuri you're up" he's cool, he must must be a pretty good influence on me, but heck he just as likely knows that if I don't get on the pitch I might just stud him too. Safer for him that I'm on the pitch stomping on some fly weight free safety.
Favorite player to trample?
Anyone who gets in my way. It's not like I run around in circles going "yea he was a good trample" and go at him again. But I do like the folks that try, the ones that put their life on the line and say "Yuri may kill me, but at least I'll be on TV as part of his 50 yard TD run!" And I'll tell ya, if my blockers get in my way, I'll trample them too. So no, there's no one I like REALLY like to trample, though if Block Flannelhead was a defender I may just run round in circles trampling him into the ground until he ain't nothing but broke up bones and bits of blood.
Most feared defender?
Me, I look in the mirror every day and say "DAMN I'm glad that bastard isn't on the defense", but okay, other than me, Boring Jason, ah you mean not on our team, cause I tell ya that Jason guy, he's scary, scores way too often for my liking, he needs to step out of bounds more often and put the ball in the hands of the people who know how to score properly. Shit, no one wants to win on an Interception, they wanna see Yuri cracking heads, stomping on hands and charging 75 yards for a TD, YEA!!! Okay, well anyway, feared defender... do have to pick someone? Okay...hmmmmm can we come back to this one? Woa lay on the pressure then...hmmmm, can I call a friend and ask them? Thanks... "You Donko ya TD hogging bastard, who do we fear, no not on our team..him? Really hmmm ok". So apparently the most fearsome defender in the league, as far as we're concerned is... cough cough gahhhh cough haaack cough...yea him ....next question.
Favorite performance enhancer?
OXYGEN MAN! I have a tank on the side of the pitch, 100% pure...well okay there'sa few extra additives to give it a little extra punch, but they don't do nothing but add to the taste, make it spicey and all that.
What that's it , you ain't gonna ask me what my fave film is, actress I'd must like to shag? Actresses I'd most like to cover in whipped cream... hey come back with that microphone Chump!
Last edited Oct 19, 2008 13:34:29
