Blurgh.
Today's Ebay item is aspirin and a cold shower.
In today's power rankings, you'll find out what beer your team is. In Zeta we have beers from the Western hemisphere, in Alpha we have beers from jolly old Europe.
There's not a whole lot of rhyme or reason to this. Ok, maybe a little rhyme. No reason though.
Western Conference:
1. Cape Town Cubicles - Arrogant Bastard Ale - Do I have to spell it out for you?
2. Rome Raiders - Magic Hat #9 - My sleeper pick to win it call (can you really call them a sleeper?)
3. Monty Pythons - Anchor Steam - HUGE game. Shot at the 1 seed.
4. Springfield Isotopes - Sam Adams Summer Ale - Grains of Paradise FTW.
5. Dragasani Dragons - Yuengling Black & Tan - Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?!?!?
6. Sevastopol Wolverines - Dogfish Head Liquor de Malt - This team should be served in a brown paper bag.
7. Macedonia Marauders - Sierra Nevada Pale Ale - I can't get a bead on this team. Seriously. I feel like they should be good, but the only signature win on their resume is Dragasani. Could move up by beating Sevastopol.
8. Istanbul Anatolian Guard Dogs - Flying Dog Dogtoberfest - There's only one Dogtober.
9. San Antonio Natives - Killian's Irish Red - Yeah, it's American. Win or go home this week.
10. Belgrade Blaze - Lionshead - Doesn't suck.
11. Stalingrad Loyalists - Land Shark Lager - Better luck next year.
12. Draguignan Dragons 83 - Bud Light Lime - Dragons lite. But seriously, who has a number in their team name?
13. New Jersey Mafia - Rolling Rock - Nice packaging. Mediocre product. Highest they've been ranked all year.
14. Orange Blood Nation - Steel Reserve - Lots of pain.
15. Slobodzeya Es Cargo - Natty Ice - Time to put your money where your mouth is.
16. Serbian Head Hungers - Blue Moon - (Once in a...) How often they will be winning with that roster.
Alpha Conference:
1. Lisbon Crows - Rochefort Trappistes 10 - Just no competition.
2. Grondo Titans - Guinness Stout - The only one of this group of teams with a decent winning streak. Got shafted with their week 16 draw.
3. Kharkiv Thrashers - Bass Ale - I'm gonna assume the loss to Bluegrass was a fluke...
4. Saratov Jokers - Harp Lager - I think they're good. Kinda. Big game against Grondo coming up.
5. Sacramento Storm - Hoegaarden - What the hell happened, guys?
6. Bluegrass Hitmen - McEwan's Scotch Ale - The win over Kharkiv was huge. Probably will end up 10-6 with a shot at 11-5.
7. Moscow Meat Whistles - Budvar - Hanging tough. Should win out, 10-6.
8. Mildenhall Grim Reapers - Paulaner Hefeweizen - Am I the only one who thought these guys were going to have a good season way back when they beat Grondo and Kharkiv and started out 6-2? They'll make the playoffs at 10-6.
9. Sevastopol Seamen - Leffe - Sorry guys, you lose out and missed the playoffs at 9-7.
10. Smashing Skulls - St. Pauli Girl - Best. Label. Ever.
11. Danish Disasters - Newcastle Brown Ale - Holy cow, a winning streak all the way down here!
12. Sofia Dogs - Grolsch - They've been slowly moving up the rankings due to attrition.
13. Glass City Fightin' Thundercats - Heineken - I actually kind of like Heineken. At least it's better than Beck's.
14. Birmingham Lions - Beck's - What a boring beer.
15. Zheleznovodsk Chubby Wizards - Stella Artois - God, do I hate Stella...
16. Buffalo Reverends - Amstel Light - Reason #17 why I dislike the Dutch.
Today's Ebay item is aspirin and a cold shower.
In today's power rankings, you'll find out what beer your team is. In Zeta we have beers from the Western hemisphere, in Alpha we have beers from jolly old Europe.
There's not a whole lot of rhyme or reason to this. Ok, maybe a little rhyme. No reason though.
Western Conference:
1. Cape Town Cubicles - Arrogant Bastard Ale - Do I have to spell it out for you?
2. Rome Raiders - Magic Hat #9 - My sleeper pick to win it call (can you really call them a sleeper?)
3. Monty Pythons - Anchor Steam - HUGE game. Shot at the 1 seed.
4. Springfield Isotopes - Sam Adams Summer Ale - Grains of Paradise FTW.
5. Dragasani Dragons - Yuengling Black & Tan - Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?!?!?
6. Sevastopol Wolverines - Dogfish Head Liquor de Malt - This team should be served in a brown paper bag.
7. Macedonia Marauders - Sierra Nevada Pale Ale - I can't get a bead on this team. Seriously. I feel like they should be good, but the only signature win on their resume is Dragasani. Could move up by beating Sevastopol.
8. Istanbul Anatolian Guard Dogs - Flying Dog Dogtoberfest - There's only one Dogtober.
9. San Antonio Natives - Killian's Irish Red - Yeah, it's American. Win or go home this week.
10. Belgrade Blaze - Lionshead - Doesn't suck.
11. Stalingrad Loyalists - Land Shark Lager - Better luck next year.
12. Draguignan Dragons 83 - Bud Light Lime - Dragons lite. But seriously, who has a number in their team name?
13. New Jersey Mafia - Rolling Rock - Nice packaging. Mediocre product. Highest they've been ranked all year.
14. Orange Blood Nation - Steel Reserve - Lots of pain.
15. Slobodzeya Es Cargo - Natty Ice - Time to put your money where your mouth is.
16. Serbian Head Hungers - Blue Moon - (Once in a...) How often they will be winning with that roster.
Alpha Conference:
1. Lisbon Crows - Rochefort Trappistes 10 - Just no competition.
2. Grondo Titans - Guinness Stout - The only one of this group of teams with a decent winning streak. Got shafted with their week 16 draw.
3. Kharkiv Thrashers - Bass Ale - I'm gonna assume the loss to Bluegrass was a fluke...
4. Saratov Jokers - Harp Lager - I think they're good. Kinda. Big game against Grondo coming up.
5. Sacramento Storm - Hoegaarden - What the hell happened, guys?
6. Bluegrass Hitmen - McEwan's Scotch Ale - The win over Kharkiv was huge. Probably will end up 10-6 with a shot at 11-5.
7. Moscow Meat Whistles - Budvar - Hanging tough. Should win out, 10-6.
8. Mildenhall Grim Reapers - Paulaner Hefeweizen - Am I the only one who thought these guys were going to have a good season way back when they beat Grondo and Kharkiv and started out 6-2? They'll make the playoffs at 10-6.
9. Sevastopol Seamen - Leffe - Sorry guys, you lose out and missed the playoffs at 9-7.
10. Smashing Skulls - St. Pauli Girl - Best. Label. Ever.
11. Danish Disasters - Newcastle Brown Ale - Holy cow, a winning streak all the way down here!
12. Sofia Dogs - Grolsch - They've been slowly moving up the rankings due to attrition.
13. Glass City Fightin' Thundercats - Heineken - I actually kind of like Heineken. At least it's better than Beck's.
14. Birmingham Lions - Beck's - What a boring beer.
15. Zheleznovodsk Chubby Wizards - Stella Artois - God, do I hate Stella...
16. Buffalo Reverends - Amstel Light - Reason #17 why I dislike the Dutch.
