Long time no see! Let's get right to it shall we?
Papau New Guinea 41 Vs. Gold Coast Marauders 21
gold coast put up a tough fight, but the Cannibals were just too much for them. 460.5 yards came from a balanced Cannibal offense. Jim Vike turned in another 100+ yard game and rushed for 2 touchdowns in this tough contest. Dex Rocket arm performed admirably by throwing for 293 yards and 2 touchdowns and a pick. He was also sacked 3 times and hurried 5 more times. Gold Coast will have to get better production from their o-line and defense for that matter if they plan to go deep in the playoffs!
Palau Pride 112 Vs. Oregon Vipers 0
Palau Pride flexed...and the Vipers curled up in the fetal position today. The Pride absolutely dismantled the vipers by rushing for 745 yards! Smash Taylor may have turned in a record yards in a game of 543 yards and 10 touchdowns. The Pride's defense also put up 10 sacks and 11 hurries. Led by LB Randy Ruffian with 4 of those sacks and 3 hurries. I have one question for Randy....were you in the huddle with them or what?
Oklahoma Bears 76 Vs. Dayton Buckeyes 3
The Bears took flight while driving the buckeyes into the ground. The Bears Edinson volquez threw for 460.5 yards and 6 touchdowns in this rout. His main target, Slong Long caught 11 passes for 308.5 yards and 4 touchdowns. the Buckeyes really couldn't get much going against the Bears, and that is a testiment to this tough Bear defense. The Bears Tony Peters even got in on the scoring by taking an INT 35 yards for a touchdown.
Playboys Players Club 58 Vs. Sacramento Gunslingers 3
Gee, what are the Player's Club going to do? Well until someone proves they can stop Rico deserayez or Gneiss Run...why pass eh? With 417.5 yards on the ground, who needs to pass...lol also of note were the Players Club defenders...11 sacks and only allowing 76.5 yards of total offense surely puts them in contention with the elite teams in Oceania AA #3.
Tonga Havoc 84 Vs. Seattle Stealth 9
Tonga's Martin shields ran all over this "stealth" team with 320 yards rushing and 6 touchdowns. He also had 23 broken tackles and averaged 15.2 yards per carry. I don't think the stealth knew, or knows, what hit them. Poor tackling by the stealth was only one reason they lost. The stealth just could not execute their game plan. The Havoc have really turned it up a notch as of late!
Cook Island Cobras 23 Vs. Sacramento Skidmarks 10
This very close contest came down to one main factor....turnovers. Chris Shandro of the Skidmarks had a game he would like to forget throwing for 224 yards and 1 touchdown....but also threw 3 INT's. The Skidmarks did hold speedy Karl Hill somewhat in check for only 64.5 yards. The cobras will look to carry this momentum into the playoffs.
EC Express 56 Vs Papeete Pirate Pandas 10
Jump up lets get krazy....Jump up lets get krazy...Jump up lets get krazy...Jump up lets get krazy...The Express have reason to get krazy...they just snapped their 5 game losing streak. Reggie Vaine took the Express under his wing and led the team in rushing with 147.5 yards and 3 touchdowns. Michael Jenn also threw for 369.5 yards and 3 touchdowns and 1 INT. The Express' scrappy defense took a fumble all the way for a touchdown. the Express will need to stay grounded as they still have a tough remaining schedule and this win was against the Papeete Pirate Pandas.....AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
Milwaukee Mayhem 33 Vs. Suva Tsunami 7
The Mayhem got on the board today with a victory. Milwaukee put up 372.5 yards of total offense. Ahmad bradshaw #44 toted the rock for 77.5 yards and averaged a solid 4.3 yards per carry. Cusp Crarabelli led the Mayhem today though with 224.5 yards passing 1 touchdown and 0 INT's. Milwaukee's o-line really showed up against the Tsunami with 39 pancakes. Milwaukee took it to the Tsunami at the point of attack....but then again..it is the Tsunami.
My vote for game of the week would be...
Playboys Players Club Vs. Gold Coast Marauders.
Sorry for missing a few weeks, but I should be able to get to the next few games without much problem...lol but man this forum died fast this season....hopefully the Report will help generate some conversation...maybe even smack talk!
Papau New Guinea 41 Vs. Gold Coast Marauders 21
gold coast put up a tough fight, but the Cannibals were just too much for them. 460.5 yards came from a balanced Cannibal offense. Jim Vike turned in another 100+ yard game and rushed for 2 touchdowns in this tough contest. Dex Rocket arm performed admirably by throwing for 293 yards and 2 touchdowns and a pick. He was also sacked 3 times and hurried 5 more times. Gold Coast will have to get better production from their o-line and defense for that matter if they plan to go deep in the playoffs!
Palau Pride 112 Vs. Oregon Vipers 0
Palau Pride flexed...and the Vipers curled up in the fetal position today. The Pride absolutely dismantled the vipers by rushing for 745 yards! Smash Taylor may have turned in a record yards in a game of 543 yards and 10 touchdowns. The Pride's defense also put up 10 sacks and 11 hurries. Led by LB Randy Ruffian with 4 of those sacks and 3 hurries. I have one question for Randy....were you in the huddle with them or what?
Oklahoma Bears 76 Vs. Dayton Buckeyes 3
The Bears took flight while driving the buckeyes into the ground. The Bears Edinson volquez threw for 460.5 yards and 6 touchdowns in this rout. His main target, Slong Long caught 11 passes for 308.5 yards and 4 touchdowns. the Buckeyes really couldn't get much going against the Bears, and that is a testiment to this tough Bear defense. The Bears Tony Peters even got in on the scoring by taking an INT 35 yards for a touchdown.
Playboys Players Club 58 Vs. Sacramento Gunslingers 3
Gee, what are the Player's Club going to do? Well until someone proves they can stop Rico deserayez or Gneiss Run...why pass eh? With 417.5 yards on the ground, who needs to pass...lol also of note were the Players Club defenders...11 sacks and only allowing 76.5 yards of total offense surely puts them in contention with the elite teams in Oceania AA #3.
Tonga Havoc 84 Vs. Seattle Stealth 9
Tonga's Martin shields ran all over this "stealth" team with 320 yards rushing and 6 touchdowns. He also had 23 broken tackles and averaged 15.2 yards per carry. I don't think the stealth knew, or knows, what hit them. Poor tackling by the stealth was only one reason they lost. The stealth just could not execute their game plan. The Havoc have really turned it up a notch as of late!
Cook Island Cobras 23 Vs. Sacramento Skidmarks 10
This very close contest came down to one main factor....turnovers. Chris Shandro of the Skidmarks had a game he would like to forget throwing for 224 yards and 1 touchdown....but also threw 3 INT's. The Skidmarks did hold speedy Karl Hill somewhat in check for only 64.5 yards. The cobras will look to carry this momentum into the playoffs.
EC Express 56 Vs Papeete Pirate Pandas 10
Jump up lets get krazy....Jump up lets get krazy...Jump up lets get krazy...Jump up lets get krazy...The Express have reason to get krazy...they just snapped their 5 game losing streak. Reggie Vaine took the Express under his wing and led the team in rushing with 147.5 yards and 3 touchdowns. Michael Jenn also threw for 369.5 yards and 3 touchdowns and 1 INT. The Express' scrappy defense took a fumble all the way for a touchdown. the Express will need to stay grounded as they still have a tough remaining schedule and this win was against the Papeete Pirate Pandas.....AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
Milwaukee Mayhem 33 Vs. Suva Tsunami 7
The Mayhem got on the board today with a victory. Milwaukee put up 372.5 yards of total offense. Ahmad bradshaw #44 toted the rock for 77.5 yards and averaged a solid 4.3 yards per carry. Cusp Crarabelli led the Mayhem today though with 224.5 yards passing 1 touchdown and 0 INT's. Milwaukee's o-line really showed up against the Tsunami with 39 pancakes. Milwaukee took it to the Tsunami at the point of attack....but then again..it is the Tsunami.
My vote for game of the week would be...
Playboys Players Club Vs. Gold Coast Marauders.
Sorry for missing a few weeks, but I should be able to get to the next few games without much problem...lol but man this forum died fast this season....hopefully the Report will help generate some conversation...maybe even smack talk!
