Warrior General Games

as defensive coordinator for the skidmarks, i challenge you to beat us or you can eat our owner at your next luau. if, of course, you win.

i am his bro-in-law. i am smarter, cooler, funnier, the favorite son-in-law, more athletic and skinnier than him so i think we have all our bases covered legal-wise if he tries to hire a lawyer and put a stop to this.

he comes pre-marinated. when you cook him, i recommend slow roasted over hickory chips, he will likely taste like various flavors of chicken wings and canadian bacon. he hails from somewhere up there.

canadian bacon, if you never had it down in papau, it's ham to the other 7 billion people on the planet. the minister of canadian stuff, decided they needed a pseudo-cuisine so they decide on calling their ham bacon so they could say, "up yours, world!!! we got a specialty food now."

the main reason i do this is to make history. after your almost certain victory you will utter words never before spoken and never to be voiced again:

hey guys, let's go eat some canadian!

oh, if we win, send me a pineapple.

We would appreciate if you could bring a side of Toddler Legs with you as well. We'll bring the Spicy Mustard.

The Villagers are always open to experiencing the tastes of different cultures. I'm sure all the men will be pleased to sample 'Canadian Owner' following our game. If any of your other players would like to become a part of our culinary scene I encourage them to join us as well.

i checked with his wife. she says the insurance is all paid up. we're good to go.

Sweet, bring the wife we love the tender flesh they provide. I think we would like the Canadian Owners Wife!!

wait wait wait, tender wife parts are MINE !

LOL, You wanna can have the booty, I like the breast.....damn I am getting hungry....I wish the toodler legs would hurry up and get here...I ordered them an hour ago.

GG Skidmarks. It got out of hand in the first quarter but you guys hung in tough.

yeah, if you take away the safety, the TE running free for long TD's, the defensive scores and a lot of other stuff you guys did, it was a close game. GG papau.

oh well. we're putting the owner in a box right now with some kettle chips and couple bottles of water. i'll give you the tracking number from FedEX later. party on.

don't forget to post the pictures for us all.

Good luck the rest of the way. I'm sure he'll be delicious.

Being in this box sucks. I hate my brother-in-law.

GG guys, no quit in you.