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Notably, Sven destroyed the existing individual single-game rushing record, chalking up his first 100-yard game. Kendall knocked off Schiller for the pancake champion position.

Team - Offense:

Most Rushing Yards: 195 yds (Record fell May 12)
Least Punts: 2 (Record fell May 12)

Team - Defense:

Fewest Rushing Yards Allowed: 42.5 yds (Record fell May 8)
Most Interceptions: 3 (Record fell May 12)

Individual - Rushing:

Most Rushing Yards: Sven Shiner, 111.5 yds (Record fell May 12)

Individual - Special Teams:

Most Field Goals Made: Cannon McAccurate, 5
Most Field Goals Attempted: Cannon McAccurate, 6
Highest PR Average (Min 3 returns): Johnny Frisbane, 16.8 yds

Individual - Offensive Line:

Most Pancakes: Pete Kendall, 12 (Record fell May 8)

Individual - Defense:

Most Passes Defended: Donzie Scodzilla, 6 (Record fell May 20)
Most Interceptions: Donzie Scodzilla, 3

The struggle for O-Line supremacy rages on after another game. These guys are seeing more flapjacks than the pool guy at a seniors-only nudist colony. And we have a new name on the defensive list, welcome William Roys!

We also have a team record that will never fall, our first team shut-out. Hats off.

Team - Offense:

Best rushing average: 4.6 yds (Record fell May 12)

Team - Defense:

Fewest Points Allowed: 0 points
Fewest Rushing Yards Allowed: 26 yds (Record fell May 18)
Most Sacks: 3 sacks

Individual - Offensive Line:

Most Pancakes: Von Schiller, 14 pancakes (Record fell May 22)

Individual - Defense:

Longest Fumble Return: William Roys, 8 yds

Congrats on the win today, Dynamo! The Alley Cats thank you!

Hey, thanks, behugh02! It was a tough one, and it really could have gone either way at any time.

As far as records go, meh.

Team - Offense:

Most Rushes: 50 rushes (Record Fell May 22)
Most times sacked: 2

Individual - Passing:

Most times sacked: Dan Maxwell, 2

great game well meet again

Posted verbatim from the Dynamo boards, because THERE'S NO TIME!!!
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Goddamn, you guys fucking suck. You know I'm in a goddamn hotel in goddamned Nebraska and you set TWENTY-EIGHT MUTHERFUCKING RECORDS.

You suck. So much.

So without further ado,

Team - Offense:

Most total yards: 694.5 yds
Most Rushing Yards: 311 yds (Record Fell May 22)
Best rushing average: 8.4 yd/carry
Most Passing Yards: 383.5 yds
Most Yards/pass: 9.1 yds/catch
Most Points Scored: 87 points
Least Punts: 0 punts

Team - Defense:

Most Interceptions: 5 ints

Individual - Passing:

Most passing touchdowns: Dan Maxwell, 4 TDs
Best passing percentage (min 5 attempts): Dan Maxwell, 76.2% (Record Fell May 22)
Most Total Yards Passing: Dan Maxwell, 383.5 yds
Highest Yds/attempt: Dan Maxwell, 9.1 yds/pass
Longest Completion: Dan Maxwell, 54.5 yds
Longest Passing TD: Dan Maxwell, 54.5 yds

Individual - Rushing:

Most Yards: Sven Shiner, 163.5 yds
Best Average (min 5 carries): Sven Shiner, 10.9 yds/carry
Most TDs: Sven Shiner, 4 TDs
Most Broken Tackles: It Hangs, 8 broken tackles
Longest Rush: Sven Shiner, 52.5 yds
Longest Rushing TD: Sven Shiner, 52.5 yds

Individual - Receiving:

Longest Reception: Chris Clutch, 54.5 yds
Longest Receiving TD: Chris Clutch, 54.5 yds

Individual - Special Teams:

Most Extra Points Made: Cannon McAccurate, 12 PATs
Most Extra Points Attempted: Cannon McAccurate, 12 PAT trys

Individual - Offense:

Most Pancakes: Von Schiller, 22 pancakes

Individual - Defense:

Most Interception Yards: Donzie Scodzilla, 53 yds
Longest Interception Return: Donzie Scodzilla, 52 yds
Most Defensive TDs: Donzie Scodzilla, 1 TD


You fucking fucks. AWESOME GODDIGGITYDOGDAMNED GAME!

Bonn Dynamo's Ha Ha ha ha ha aha--Next time we play em-- we kick their arse. Fucking stupid Germans LOL

we are playing them this week. going to be a great game. we are coming of a big win and your team just gets better and better.

Originally posted by Dave Fahrer
we are playing them this week. going to be a great game. we are coming of a big win and your team just gets better and better.

It will be a titanic clash...good luck in the game Dave...except in the final score of course

I feel like I got a reprieve from the last game. One team record to report, and it may give some hope to our future opponents:

Team - Offense:

Most Fumbles: 4

Originally posted by Dave Fahrer
we are playing them this week. going to be a great game. we are coming of a big win and your team just gets better and better.

It was a good game...sucks we lost but I think we gave you a bit of a tussle...if it wasn't for our turnovers...oh well maybe we will see you in the playoffs!

yeah my boy got the Ffum.

was a great game of 2 good teams. dont lose any more as we dont want to have to play you early in the playoffs. lol

Today's Recognized Team Records:

Team - Defense:

Fewest Rushing Yards Allowed, 21.5 yards

Individual - Special Teams:

Highest KR Average (Min 3 returns): Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, 40.8 yards
Longest Single Kick Return: Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, 45.5 yards

New Team record for today:

Individual - Defense:

Most Passes Defended: Donzie Scodzilla, 7

New Team Records:

Team - Offense:

Most Rushing Yards: 380 yds
Most Rushes: 57 rushes
Most Yards / punt: 46 yds

Individual - Passing:

Best passing percentage (min 5 attempts): Dan Maxwell, 77.8%

Individual - Special Teams:

Most Total Punt Return Yards: Speedy Carter, 136 yds

Individual - Offensive Line:

Most Pancakes: Von Schiller, 30 pancakes