Elite 5
1 Heat 1.67 - I don't want to demoralize the league, but it really is the Heat . . . and then everyone else. No one is close. Might as well hand them the hard ware . . . and all the hot, angry, crackhead interns.
2 Ikale Tahi 5.00 - The next 4 are so closely grouped as to be nearly indistinguishable. The Ikale Tahi's weak passes has made landing the hot, angry, crackhead interns especially difficult.
3 Machine 5.67 - The Machine have the angry part down, but they only hire machines, which makes the extra-curricular intern job duties, well, electrifying. The Machine are one of just two team ranked top ten in every relevant category.
4 Nites 6.00 - The 'Nites reappear in the top five after a week or two away. They don't even bother recruiting interns. They just inflate more when the current ones get old and tired.
5 Kava Sharks 6.67 - You know the kid in your school that is neither cool, nor a dork. He just kinda "is" and no one really notices him until he shows up with a shotgun and a pipe bomb. That's who Vanuatu is. Beware the quiet kid. He's lethal. But he makes for a good intern.
6 Stingers 9.17
7 Invaders 10.00
8 Gods 10.17
9 Pioneers 10.50
10 Incinerators 10.83
11 Titans 11.50
12 Thorny Devils 12.00
13 Mustangs 12.83
14 Burning Pride 15.00
15 Crimson Auha 15.83
16 Tide 15.83
17 Sea Turtles 16.83
18 Fighting Squirrels 17.17
19 Blitz 19.17
20 Fighters 19.67
21 Bandits 20.17
22 Flying Monkeys 20.83
23 Growas 21.83
24 Strike 22.17
25 Scorpians 23.83
26 Tiger Sharks 24.17
27 Men O' War 25.00
28 Cardinals 26.00
29 Flames 26.00
30 Dawg Pound 26.83
31 Warriors 28.33
32 Reef Sharks 31.83
1 Heat 1.67 - I don't want to demoralize the league, but it really is the Heat . . . and then everyone else. No one is close. Might as well hand them the hard ware . . . and all the hot, angry, crackhead interns.
2 Ikale Tahi 5.00 - The next 4 are so closely grouped as to be nearly indistinguishable. The Ikale Tahi's weak passes has made landing the hot, angry, crackhead interns especially difficult.
3 Machine 5.67 - The Machine have the angry part down, but they only hire machines, which makes the extra-curricular intern job duties, well, electrifying. The Machine are one of just two team ranked top ten in every relevant category.
4 Nites 6.00 - The 'Nites reappear in the top five after a week or two away. They don't even bother recruiting interns. They just inflate more when the current ones get old and tired.
5 Kava Sharks 6.67 - You know the kid in your school that is neither cool, nor a dork. He just kinda "is" and no one really notices him until he shows up with a shotgun and a pipe bomb. That's who Vanuatu is. Beware the quiet kid. He's lethal. But he makes for a good intern.
6 Stingers 9.17
7 Invaders 10.00
8 Gods 10.17
9 Pioneers 10.50
10 Incinerators 10.83
11 Titans 11.50
12 Thorny Devils 12.00
13 Mustangs 12.83
14 Burning Pride 15.00
15 Crimson Auha 15.83
16 Tide 15.83
17 Sea Turtles 16.83
18 Fighting Squirrels 17.17
19 Blitz 19.17
20 Fighters 19.67
21 Bandits 20.17
22 Flying Monkeys 20.83
23 Growas 21.83
24 Strike 22.17
25 Scorpians 23.83
26 Tiger Sharks 24.17
27 Men O' War 25.00
28 Cardinals 26.00
29 Flames 26.00
30 Dawg Pound 26.83
31 Warriors 28.33
32 Reef Sharks 31.83
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