Warrior General Games

Rank ..... Prv …… Offense ............ Defense ...... Team
................................ O/P/R .................. O/P/R
Alpha
... 01 ...... 01 ..... 01 / 16 / 01 ......... 02 / 05 / 01 .... Dresden Dragons
... 02 ...... 02 ..... 02 / 01 / 12 ......... 03 / 03 / 04 .... Munich Maniax
... 03 ...... 04 ..... 09 / 06 / 13 ......... 07 / 07 / 13 .... Fareham Demons
... 04 ...... 03 ..... 05 / 17 / 04 ......... 04 / 02 / 05 .... Yorkshire Knights
... 05 ...... 05 ..... 06 / 19 / 03 ......... 05 / 09 / 03 .... Dublin Druids
... 14 ...... 14 ..... 08 / 05 / 17 ......... 10 / 16 / 06 .... Global Gym Purple Corba's
... 15 ...... 16 ..... 14 / 02 / 23 ......... 22 / 18 / 22 .... Montcuq Berserker Trolls
... 16 ...... 15 ..... 18 / 18 / 15 ......... 17 / 24 / 16 .... Hamburg Cheese
... 17 ...... 17 ..... 17 / 25 / 07 ......... 18 / 25 / 15 .... Rennes Corsairs
... 20 ...... 20 ..... 20 / 23 / 11 ......... 19 / 21 / 17 .... N.Y. FLANDERS
... 23 ...... 22 ..... 23 / 15 / 25 ......... 23 / 23 / 23 .... Barcelona Brawlin' Boxers
... 25 ...... 28 ..... 22 / 27 / 16 ......... 25 / 26 / 24 .... Thessaloniki Macedonians
... 26 ...... 25 ..... 26 / 13 / 30 ......... 29 / 29 / 27 .... Milan Ringhios
... 27 ...... 26 ..... 27 / 28 / 24 ......... 32 / 31 / 31 .... Vice City Crack Whores
... 28 ...... 27 ..... 28 / 26 / 28 ......... 27 / 27 / 26 .... Bad Ems Stormtroopers
... 31 ...... 30 ..... 29 / 22 / 32 ......... 28 / 19 / 30 .... Västerås Roedeers
Zeta
... 06 ...... 08 ..... 10 / 20 / 06 ......... 08 / 11 / 10 .... Highland Holy Divers
... 07 ...... 10 ..... 07 / 12 / 10 ......... 13 / 22 / 07 .... Bath Killer Bees
... 08 ...... 09 ..... 15 / 10 / 18 ......... 01 / 04 / 02 .... Stirling Crusaders
... 09 ...... 07 ..... 04 / 04 / 09 ......... 20 / 30 / 09 .... Wales Whales
... 10 ...... 11 ..... 03 / 03 / 05 ......... 11 / 15 / 08 .... Normandy Invasion
... 11 ...... 12 ..... 13 / 29 / 02 ......... 12 / 14 / 12 .... Iceland Berserkers
... 12 ...... 13 ..... 12 / 21 / 08 ......... 06 / 01 / 11 .... Bergen Op Zoom Sneaky Buffalo
... 13 ...... 06 ..... 11 / 07 / 14 ......... 09 / 06 / 14 .... Yorkshire Rippers
... 18 ...... 19 ..... 16 / 09 / 19 ......... 14 / 12 / 19 .... FF-FD Satellite
... 19 ...... 18 ..... 19 / 08 / 21 ......... 15 / 17 / 18 .... Bergen Black Bears
... 21 ...... 21 ..... 21 / 11 / 22 ......... 21 / 10 / 25 .... Mordhaus Murder
... 22 ...... 23 ..... 25 / 24 / 20 ......... 16 / 13 / 21 .... Lyon Loups *LFU*
... 24 ...... 24 ..... 24 / 14 / 26 ......... 24 / 28 / 20 .... Edinburgh Bullets
... 29 ...... 29 ..... 30 / 30 / 27 ......... 30 / 32 / 29 .... Berlin Crab-Danglers
... 30 ...... 31 ..... 31 / 31 / 29 ......... 26 / 08 / 28 .... Glasgow Manglers
... 32 ...... 32 ..... 32 / 32 / 31 ......... 31 / 20 / 32 .... Cannes Porn Producers

:: Drum Roll (Again) ::

I was browsing all of our team names and found many very interesting.
Corsairs are actually French Pirates.
Loups are kinda like wolves.
Thessalonki is actually named after a chick.
The Roedeers are an actuall football organization.

(As you all can tell, my job is not very demanding..)

So to review this weeks Power Rankings, I give you some poetry! (I'm not trying win a Nobel rize for my writing, I simply needed something to pass the time..)

Amidst Trolls, Demons, & Knights; Which would you rather have in a fight?
We've got Bees swarming the Flanders & Loups hunting Buffalo
Maniax battling Manglers & Crack Whores with nothing but a bad case of Crab Danglers
Lactose intolerant Druids that cant stand the site of Cheese
Berserkers who love the taste of Roedeer, & Macedonians with plenty to fear.
Milan trying to withstand an Invasion, & the Boxers wishing they had one more Bullet to fire.
Porn Producers with a fetish for Murder, who film Corsairs hunting Bears
Divers swallowed whole by the Whales & Boxers hoping for a bout with the Rippers
Satellites falling on the heads of Stormtroopers with Purple Cobras cowering in fear.
But in the end there must be one, one greater than all.
The Dragons stand tall watching all the others fall!!



OK ok.. I know its SUPERSUPER cheesy.. But I wrote it, so why not post it, right??

hahahaha, what is your boss's phone number, you need more work...nicely done. I would never have attempted such prose.

Actually it's not too bad lol...except for the conclusion of course
Just for information, Corsairs were mainly French but also German or English.
The difference between a Corsair and a pirate is that a Corsair was always looting and killing under the orders of his king and country...

Originally posted by Aniki
Actually it's not too bad lol...except for the conclusion of course
Just for information, Corsairs were mainly French but also German or English.
The difference between a Corsair and a pirate is that a Corsair was always looting and killing under the orders of his king and country...

So its a pirate with a license to plunder!! Even better

Good stuff lowrye. I hope it doesn't jinx the Dragons but it was worth reading imo.

Corbas not cobras lol

I don't feel to bad, Dresden is owning this league too.

Tnx for doing the rankings.

I guess we are all going our seperate ways next season, at least that is what i hear.