As we hit the halfway point of the season, I have asked each predicted winner to give me a little “Zeta House” quip for this week's games:
Game of the Week
SBI Waves 4-3 (even) at Thailand Cheap Toys 5-2
Last week:
SBI Waves vs. Singapore Flames 13-23
Kapres Pride vs. Thailand Cheap Toys 0-126
From Toys management: “We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.” Toys don’t feel like being played with this week. Thailand 24 SBI 14.
Other games
San Fran Gold Rush 7-0 (+3) at Midway Maulers 2-5
Last week:
San Fran Gold Rush vs. Vietnam Villains 56-17
Kyoto Samurai vs. Midway Maulers 40-17
From Gold Rush management: “Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?” And the Maulers thought the Samurai were sharp? Gold Rush by 75.
The Elephant Riders 7-0 (+3) at The Pretenders 4-3
Last week:
The Elephant Riders vs. Thung Yai Tigers 56-13
Da Nang Yellow Jackets vs. The Pretenders 3-194
From Riders management: “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” No amount of imagination will keep the Pretenders in it this week. Riders by 30.
Bangkok Blue Demons 6-1 (+12) at Da Nang Yellow Jackets 0-7
Last week:
Bangkok Blue Demons vs. Manila Envelopes 200-0
Da Nang Yellow Jackets vs. The Pretenders 3-194
From Blue Demons management: “No, it's okay, just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth.” Demons are vaccinated against Yellow Jacket stings. Blue Demons by 75.
Sault Ste Marie Metalheads 6-1 (+6) at Thung Yai Tigers 1-6
Last week:
Sault Ste Marie Metalheads vs. Garut Fire Horses 34-7
The Elephant Riders vs. Thung Yai Tigers 56-13
From Metalhead management: “Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose.” Tigers look a bit like geese this week. Metalheads by 60.
Kyoto Samurai 4-3 at Singapore Flames (+9) 5-2
Last week:
Kyoto Samurai vs. Midway Maulers 40-17
SBI Waves vs. Singapore Flames 13-23
From Flames management: “I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. Can I buy you some lunch? Oh, you got your lunch. Well, how about some milk? Got your milk too. Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?” Samurai are a bit uncomfortable this week. Flames by 28.
Manila Envelopes 1-6 at Vietnam Villains (+12) 2-5
Last week:
Bangkok Blue Demons vs. Manila Envelopes 200-0
San Fran Gold Rush vs. Vietnam Villains 56-17
From Villains management: “They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!” Still, the Envelopes are not big enough. Villains by 28.
Kapres Pride 0-7 at Garut Fire Horses (+12) 2-5
Last week:
Kapres Pride vs. Thailand Cheap Toys 0-126
Sault Ste Marie Metalheads vs. Garut Fire Horses 34-7
From Fire Horse management: “May I have ten thousand marbles, please?” Not sure what that’s all about, but the Horses run wild. Fire Horses by 28.
Game of the Week
SBI Waves 4-3 (even) at Thailand Cheap Toys 5-2
Last week:
SBI Waves vs. Singapore Flames 13-23
Kapres Pride vs. Thailand Cheap Toys 0-126
From Toys management: “We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.” Toys don’t feel like being played with this week. Thailand 24 SBI 14.
Other games
San Fran Gold Rush 7-0 (+3) at Midway Maulers 2-5
Last week:
San Fran Gold Rush vs. Vietnam Villains 56-17
Kyoto Samurai vs. Midway Maulers 40-17
From Gold Rush management: “Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?” And the Maulers thought the Samurai were sharp? Gold Rush by 75.
The Elephant Riders 7-0 (+3) at The Pretenders 4-3
Last week:
The Elephant Riders vs. Thung Yai Tigers 56-13
Da Nang Yellow Jackets vs. The Pretenders 3-194
From Riders management: “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” No amount of imagination will keep the Pretenders in it this week. Riders by 30.
Bangkok Blue Demons 6-1 (+12) at Da Nang Yellow Jackets 0-7
Last week:
Bangkok Blue Demons vs. Manila Envelopes 200-0
Da Nang Yellow Jackets vs. The Pretenders 3-194
From Blue Demons management: “No, it's okay, just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth.” Demons are vaccinated against Yellow Jacket stings. Blue Demons by 75.
Sault Ste Marie Metalheads 6-1 (+6) at Thung Yai Tigers 1-6
Last week:
Sault Ste Marie Metalheads vs. Garut Fire Horses 34-7
The Elephant Riders vs. Thung Yai Tigers 56-13
From Metalhead management: “Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose.” Tigers look a bit like geese this week. Metalheads by 60.
Kyoto Samurai 4-3 at Singapore Flames (+9) 5-2
Last week:
Kyoto Samurai vs. Midway Maulers 40-17
SBI Waves vs. Singapore Flames 13-23
From Flames management: “I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. Can I buy you some lunch? Oh, you got your lunch. Well, how about some milk? Got your milk too. Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?” Samurai are a bit uncomfortable this week. Flames by 28.
Manila Envelopes 1-6 at Vietnam Villains (+12) 2-5
Last week:
Bangkok Blue Demons vs. Manila Envelopes 200-0
San Fran Gold Rush vs. Vietnam Villains 56-17
From Villains management: “They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!” Still, the Envelopes are not big enough. Villains by 28.
Kapres Pride 0-7 at Garut Fire Horses (+12) 2-5
Last week:
Kapres Pride vs. Thailand Cheap Toys 0-126
Sault Ste Marie Metalheads vs. Garut Fire Horses 34-7
From Fire Horse management: “May I have ten thousand marbles, please?” Not sure what that’s all about, but the Horses run wild. Fire Horses by 28.
