(Not sure if I will be able to keep the news and this up, so if I dont, someone could always jump in and do it, if you dont see it the day after the game, I am doing simply the offensive stats...someone want to handle defensive?)
GLB News *catchy music plays*
"Welcome to another episode, of, BEHIND THE OFFENSIVE STATS"
Game 1 is done, and here is how the league looks so far:
Passing Yards
Taz Dingo 312.5
Donny McNabb 310
Karin Koizumii 267
Ryan Andersen 266.5
The Used 249.5
Ty "in your face" Phart 246.5
Justgivea Yuengling 229.5
Fone Bone 229
Tommy Shot Gun 214.5
Quick Jeebs 212
Passing TDs
Ryan Andersen 4
Donny McNabb 4
Jonny Cannonshow 3
Taz Dingo 3
Tommy Shot Gun 3
Joe Kane 3
Throw it Up 3
The Used 3
Flick Wrist 3
Justgivea Yuengling 3
Interceptions Thrown
Kevin Kanak 4
Hot Dog Pump 3
Madrak Ironhide 2
Quick Jeebs 2
Karin Koizumii 2
Chris Mejias 2
Chazz Michael Michaels 2
I.R Weiner 2
Colt Winnfield 2
Steven DeBerg 1
Receiving Yards
Tony El Gonzalez 193
Evan Sizzla 189.5
benny cunningham 150
Goto Guy 131.5
Dave Ford 129.5
skarch firststep 127
Muddy Lake 122.5
franky foster 117
Just-In da-Zone 105.5
Blazin Saddles 104
Receiving TDs
Steven_The Beast_Jackson 2
Jeremy Ellison 2
Will "Arrow" Franklin 2
Blue LaNuke 2
Evan Sizzla 2
Stevo Smith 2
David Snow 2
benny cunningham 2
skarch firststep 2
franky foster 2
Dropped Passes
Farry Boster 4
Morgan Eaton 4
Taka Honjôô 4
Banna Popper 4
Jack Rayzor 4
Lionell James 3
Jorvorskie Reeses Peanut Butter Cups 3
Brandon Roy 3
Blazin Saddles 3
by by baby 3
Rushing Yards
Steven_The Beast_Jackson 483.5
LT Bush 449.5
Brock Flannigan 336.5
neil o'fallon 329.5
Hal Hunter 303.5
Johnny Breakaway 290.5
Franco The Catch Harris 288
by by baby 262
Jimmy Dolin 237.5
George Hearst 233.5
Rushing TDs
LT Bush 12
Johnny Breakaway 8
neil o'fallon 7
Steven_The Beast_Jackson 6
Brock Flannigan 6
Tank Gore 5
Kareem Rush 5
George Hearst 4
Phillip JayFry 4
Franco The Catch Harris 4
Fumbles
Joseph Dredd 2
Wii-Bey Brice 1
Reese Fuller 1
Lionell James 1
Oscar Maxwell 1
Dan Michaels 1
Rabbit Moran 1
Bamm Morris 1
Blanc Slate 1
Kilgore Troutt 1
GLB News *catchy music plays*
"Welcome to another episode, of, BEHIND THE OFFENSIVE STATS"
Game 1 is done, and here is how the league looks so far:
Passing Yards
Taz Dingo 312.5
Donny McNabb 310
Karin Koizumii 267
Ryan Andersen 266.5
The Used 249.5
Ty "in your face" Phart 246.5
Justgivea Yuengling 229.5
Fone Bone 229
Tommy Shot Gun 214.5
Quick Jeebs 212
Passing TDs
Ryan Andersen 4
Donny McNabb 4
Jonny Cannonshow 3
Taz Dingo 3
Tommy Shot Gun 3
Joe Kane 3
Throw it Up 3
The Used 3
Flick Wrist 3
Justgivea Yuengling 3
Interceptions Thrown
Kevin Kanak 4
Hot Dog Pump 3
Madrak Ironhide 2
Quick Jeebs 2
Karin Koizumii 2
Chris Mejias 2
Chazz Michael Michaels 2
I.R Weiner 2
Colt Winnfield 2
Steven DeBerg 1
Receiving Yards
Tony El Gonzalez 193
Evan Sizzla 189.5
benny cunningham 150
Goto Guy 131.5
Dave Ford 129.5
skarch firststep 127
Muddy Lake 122.5
franky foster 117
Just-In da-Zone 105.5
Blazin Saddles 104
Receiving TDs
Steven_The Beast_Jackson 2
Jeremy Ellison 2
Will "Arrow" Franklin 2
Blue LaNuke 2
Evan Sizzla 2
Stevo Smith 2
David Snow 2
benny cunningham 2
skarch firststep 2
franky foster 2
Dropped Passes
Farry Boster 4
Morgan Eaton 4
Taka Honjôô 4
Banna Popper 4
Jack Rayzor 4
Lionell James 3
Jorvorskie Reeses Peanut Butter Cups 3
Brandon Roy 3
Blazin Saddles 3
by by baby 3
Rushing Yards
Steven_The Beast_Jackson 483.5
LT Bush 449.5
Brock Flannigan 336.5
neil o'fallon 329.5
Hal Hunter 303.5
Johnny Breakaway 290.5
Franco The Catch Harris 288
by by baby 262
Jimmy Dolin 237.5
George Hearst 233.5
Rushing TDs
LT Bush 12
Johnny Breakaway 8
neil o'fallon 7
Steven_The Beast_Jackson 6
Brock Flannigan 6
Tank Gore 5
Kareem Rush 5
George Hearst 4
Phillip JayFry 4
Franco The Catch Harris 4
Fumbles
Joseph Dredd 2
Wii-Bey Brice 1
Reese Fuller 1
Lionell James 1
Oscar Maxwell 1
Dan Michaels 1
Rabbit Moran 1
Bamm Morris 1
Blanc Slate 1
Kilgore Troutt 1






























