Ok, let me try.
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WTF????? there is no way in hell that that any of those sorry ass teams from_Moose Jaw____The Western Conference's Sperm collection cup__ are better than my group of studs from _San Diego_the North Pole_Pimps__. This pollster must be smoking crack!!!!! I swear if my team does not finish better than _the Jackoffalopes_Everyone_should quit GLB__ then all of my coaches will be shot.
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WTF????? there is no way in hell that that any of those sorry ass teams from_Moose Jaw____The Western Conference's Sperm collection cup__ are better than my group of studs from _San Diego_the North Pole_Pimps__. This pollster must be smoking crack!!!!! I swear if my team does not finish better than _the Jackoffalopes_Everyone_should quit GLB__ then all of my coaches will be shot.
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