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Anytime,

Your idol, Antonio "Moose" Sharpe, finally made a big play for the first time in his career! Did he learn that move from you?
 
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GRAND OPENING: RHYMES WITH NAINT

Biggs: Hello viewers! I am Don Biggs from WSTD, live at the Grand Opening of the Rhymes with Naint, gentlemen's club. As you can tell by the crowd, glitz and glamor, it is definitely a red carpet affair. The line to get in is farther than the eye can see. There is a veritable who's who of celebrities here. Let's see if we can get some interviews. Oh look, if it isn't none other than one of the greatest kick returns from that 'other football' league, Devin Hester! Mr. Hester, can I have a moment of your time?

Hester: Sure.

Biggs: It isn't often we get players from the MFL in this part of the world. How do you think our players stack up against the MFL's?

Hester: Well, from what I have seen, they would stack up well against players in the "NFL." Well, except for that Anywhere Hurricane. Boys in my locker room would have taken him out back and beaten him like a rented mule. His "Clifford Franklin" antics would not have been tolerated by the likes of Briggs and Urlacher. Otherwise, I saw what that man beast, Mr. Burglar did to his hummer. That's funny sh!t right there! That man could play in Chicago anytime.

Biggs: Thanks, Mr. Hester. Enjoy the grand opening. Well, who is this? Excuse, ma'am. Who are you?

Lady: Why I am Phyllis Hurricane. You know, Egbert Hurricane's mama. Egbert is the kicker returner for the Maulers.

Biggs: Anytime's name is Egbert?

Phyllis: What's wrong with that? Named him after his fathers..I have a thing for men named Egbert. I use to tell them, "Hot stuff, come to my house anytime." Which, is how my Egbert got his nickname. But that is a whole 'nother story.

Biggs: Mrs. Hurricane, why aren't you over at your son's club, the Dirty Bird?

Phyllis: Its Miss. I've never been married. Why would I go to that rat hole?!?!?!! Nothing but trashy hermaphrodites! Egbert always had a thing for them. I am just here to meet me some men. Maybe Egbert will have himself a 14th brother.

Biggs: Why thank you for your time, Ms. Hurricane. Well, the real action is about to take place inside, so it is time for me to go. Rumor has it Paris Hilton will make an appearance. We've heard that she is talking about making another one of those celebrity films. Not sure what that is, but I know I need to get a good seat. This has been Don Biggs reporting for WSTD.
 
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That story is a fabrication.

First, if Anytime had 13 brothers, wouldn't more of them be in the GLB?

Second, Anytime may or may not be into hermaphrodites. But anyone that knows him at all, including his own mother, would have mentioned that he is into latino and/or asian "chicks".
 
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Originally posted by Packer Fan
That story is a fabrication.

First, if Anytime had 13 brothers, wouldn't more of them be in the GLB?

Second, Anytime may or may not be into hermaphrodites. But anyone that knows him at all, including his own mother, would have mentioned that he is into latino and/or asian "chicks".


LOL
 
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Originally posted by Packer Fan
That story is a fabrication.

First, if Anytime had 13 brothers, wouldn't more of them be in the GLB?

Second, Anytime may or may not be into hermaphrodites. But anyone that knows him at all, including his own mother, would have mentioned that he is into latino and/or asian "chicks".


Agreed. Anytime was an only child, and his parents were killed at a young age. He developed his personallity as a defense mechanism. I think you found Nate's mother, he had alot of brothers and sisters, hence why he want's to make money and support his family. Don Biggs is doing you wrong over there, would cut the ties!

Ahh what rival business owners will do to try to trick people into going to there club that was once known as the Switch Hitter.

And Paris Hilton is about as trashy as you can get, so if shes visiting that club....well, you do the math

He never told me his real name, so maybe you guessed right on that, i'm not sure.
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Originally posted by Packer Fan
Anytime,

Your idol, Antonio "Moose" Sharpe, finally made a big play for the first time in his career! Did he learn that move from you?


No, actually Moose knew that move already. The two talked on the phone after the game, and Moose was telling Anytime how he was just saving it for the right moment. Anytime has already watched the play over 20 times on youtube however, and was wearing his Antonio "Moose" Sharpe jersey while watching the game!
 
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Originally posted by HurricaneBear
Originally posted by Packer Fan

That story is a fabrication.

First, if Anytime had 13 brothers, wouldn't more of them be in the GLB?

Second, Anytime may or may not be into hermaphrodites. But anyone that knows him at all, including his own mother, would have mentioned that he is into latino and/or asian "chicks".


Agreed. Anytime was an only child, and his parents were killed at a young age. He developed his personallity as a defense mechanism.


Anytime is Batman?

Holy F!
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RHYMES WITH NAINT SPECIAL EVENT - Announcement by Al Catraz, Manager.

"I'd like to invite everyone to a very special event tonight. The SE Asia AA Alpha Conference Champions, the Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates, are throwing a victory party!! It was a hard fought game that was settled by a field goal in the final two minutes of play! In celebration of this victory, the BLP will be providing free beverages to all party goers AND they will provide the first lap dance from one of our lovely, 100% adam's apple-free, ladies FREE of charge!! That's right, free lap dance and adam's apples! To our worthy opponents, we extend our congratulations on a successful season and wish you well in your venture to an Eastern European AA League Championship! One final note, we'd like to thank Naint the Interceptor for not putting the smack on us, although we kind of feel that the actions of one, Egbert Hurricane, threw off Naint's game. Again, come join us in the festivities and remember, money talks and our girls listen!"

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KR TD in a final

damn******************

you can't even imagine how i looked as a read that TD

but admite: it wasn't easy ;-)
 
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FROM THE RHYMES WITH NAINT SE ASIA CELEBRATION:

Biggs: Don Biggs here. The party is wild! Tons of people are here, yet I would imagine most of them have never heard of the Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates. Where there's free stuff, people will migrate! The Prime Minister of Lithuania, Gediminas Kirkilas, has even made an appearance. Politics are always as play around here! As a welcome gift, he has given the BLP Pirates tickets to tomorrow's Eastern European AA League Championship. Let's watch a couple short clips from our celebrating Pirates...

Gavin Dunn: I'll take 2 more shots of whiskey and that purple pill...wooh! Are you two twins?!?!? Hey ladies....

Ramon Frunkis: Good game, Tire Fires! I'd say the hype matched the game. Very competitive and an ESPN Instant Classic if you ask me.

Ham Burglar: I am really excited to be here and to be able to celebrate our victory with my teammates. It was a hard fought battle and mad props go out to the Tire Fires. I'm not really surprised that none of the Maulers showed up to this celebration, they do have a game to prepare for...of course, Neil Turdburger is probably hoping that I party a little too hard tonight and forget about his comments. I'm here, tough guy. Why don't you come on down and try to turn me into a pez dispenser! Death and Destruction are waiting for you! Looking forward to their game tomorrow. Yep, we'll be there. Maybe in the stands, maybe not, but we will be there.

Cowboy Roy: Yahoo! Great game! As usual, the kicker pulls one out again!! Damn, I'm good! I could kick a 40 yard field goal with one leg tied behind my head and blindfolded! Which is exactly, what I'd like to do that fine lady over there! Ughh..is that you, Eric Martin?

Biggs: Well, as you can see, a good time is being had by all. Unfortunately for us and our economy, it doesn't sound like these Pirates and their money will be visiting us very often. At least we now have a better alternative to the Dirty Bird. Vilnius, have a good night! I know I will!
 
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Originally posted by durakbane
FROM THE RHYMES WITH NAINT SE ASIA CELEBRATION:

Biggs: Don Biggs here. The party is wild! Tons of people are here, yet I would imagine most of them have never heard of the Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates. Where there's free stuff, people will migrate! The Prime Minister of Lithuania, Gediminas Kirkilas, has even made an appearance. Politics are always as play around here! As a welcome gift, he has given the BLP Pirates tickets to tomorrow's Eastern European AA League Championship. Let's watch a couple short clips from our celebrating Pirates...

Gavin Dunn: I'll take 2 more shots of whiskey and that purple pill...wooh! Are you two twins?!?!? Hey ladies....

Ramon Frunkis: Good game, Tire Fires! I'd say the hype matched the game. Very competitive and an ESPN Instant Classic if you ask me.

Ham Burglar: I am really excited to be here and to be able to celebrate our victory with my teammates. It was a hard fought battle and mad props go out to the Tire Fires. I'm not really surprised that none of the Maulers showed up to this celebration, they do have a game to prepare for...of course, Neil Turdburger is probably hoping that I party a little too hard tonight and forget about his comments. I'm here, tough guy. Why don't you come on down and try to turn me into a pez dispenser! Death and Destruction are waiting for you! Looking forward to their game tomorrow. Yep, we'll be there. Maybe in the stands, maybe not, but we will be there.

Cowboy Roy: Yahoo! Great game! As usual, the kicker pulls one out again!! Damn, I'm good! I could kick a 40 yard field goal with one leg tied behind my head and blindfolded! Which is exactly, what I'd like to do that fine lady over there! Ughh..is that you, Eric Martin?

Biggs: Well, as you can see, a good time is being had by all. Unfortunately for us and our economy, it doesn't sound like these Pirates and their money will be visiting us very often. At least we now have a better alternative to the Dirty Bird. Vilnius, have a good night! I know I will!


Oh, backup DT MVP Neil Hamburger is there. You just can't see him. Somewhere, some time tonight, when Hamburglar least expects it, backup DT MVP Neil Hamburger will strike! Like a...I was gonna say cobra, but the Cobra Kai douchebags have ruined that. He will strike like white lightning then!

This is how Neil prepares for games. He is 298 lbs of pure Ninja!

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Fony Mandarich was there too. He drank 30 beers and then took a dump behind the bar.

Enjoy!
 
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Originally posted by Packer Fan
Fony Mandarich was there too. He drank 30 beers and then took a dump behind the bar.

Enjoy!


Thanks a lot Fony, Neil just stepped in it
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Originally posted by rexgrossman


Oh, backup DT MVP Neil Hamburger is there. You just can't see him.


I heard that about him...likes to disappear during games too! I liked the ninja comment.

Trust me, Neil didn't sneak in, he was lured in. Notice how the doors are suddenly locked and all access points are shut tight. Yeah, that's right, ninja! Games on! Did Neil hear that?!? Of course he didn't. Why do you think we gave Fony 30 beers? He didn't take a dump behind the bar...well, he tried, but how come he has a load in his pants now? Neil, that was vomit you stepped in. Man can't handle his liquor. Here comes the pain!
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Originally posted by durakbane
Originally posted by rexgrossman



Oh, backup DT MVP Neil Hamburger is there. You just can't see him.


I heard that about him...likes to disappear during games too! I liked the ninja comment.

Trust me, you didn't sneak in, you were lured in. Notice how the doors are suddenly locked and all access points are shut tight. Yeah, that's right, ninja! Games on! Did you hear that?!? Of course you didn't. Why do you think we gave Fony 30 beers? He didn't take a dump behind the bar...well, he tried, but how come he has a load in his pants now? Neil, that was vomit you stepped in. Man can't handle his liquor. Here comes the pain!


I noticed that Anytime turned on the dry ice, lowered the cage, and dialed the strobe lights up to 11.

Backup DT MVP Neil Hamburger is ready to go Beyond the Thunderdome on yo ass, beyotch!!
 
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