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Originally posted by Cerneo
Originally posted by cpwhite

Originally posted by Cerneo



Houston Orangebloods vs. Dallas Horns West 21-0 Houston
Hmmmm worst team in the west. Houston.

Am a bit confused here. If you are saying that Houston is the worst team in the West why are you picking them to win?



Thats what I get for writing at 4am...

No way in hell Houston is anywhere near worst team in the West.

I think he was refering to us, the Dallas Horns.

Consequently, I think that my next player creation will be named: "Cerneo Sux Wang".

I'm real mature like that.

t-money,

Much like our game last week against K-Towm I'm expecting a 6-0 finish. However who gets the 6 & who gets the 0 is up in the air at the moment.

We are getting shutout? Sorry, not happening. It is a very tough matchup for French Lick, but we are scoring atleast 10.

Originally posted by cpwhite
t-money,

Much like our game last week against K-Towm I'm expecting a 6-0 finish. However who gets the 6 & who gets the 0 is up in the air at the moment.

I'd be pumped if we kept you guys out of the endzone. Not sure if we have the depth to do that yet and I'm still trying to figure out how you guys got shut in your last game.

I'm starting to think that all of the orangebloods should join forces. To be in a league dominated by a team that's named after florida aggie is a bit too much stomach.

The AI hates us is my biggest guess as to how we got shut out.

That would be insane to have one team from all the OB's, my god total and utter craziness

Originally posted by BuddyHorn
The AI hates us is my biggest guess as to how we got shut out.

It wouldn't be K-towns D at all?

God hates losers.

Originally posted by poundinYerAce
Originally posted by BuddyHorn

The AI hates us is my biggest guess as to how we got shut out.

It wouldn't be K-towns D at all?



Sometimes the AI does funny things...it's like Umpires in baseball however - it all evens out because everyone gets funny things happening to them.

Originally posted by otmalize
Originally posted by poundinYerAce

Originally posted by BuddyHorn


The AI hates us is my biggest guess as to how we got shut out.

It wouldn't be K-towns D at all?



Sometimes the AI does funny things...it's like Umpires in baseball however - it all evens out because everyone gets funny things happening to them.



So once again no credit given to K-Town's D. That is fine I was just asking.

Originally posted by poundinYerAce
Originally posted by otmalize

Originally posted by poundinYerAce


Originally posted by BuddyHorn



The AI hates us is my biggest guess as to how we got shut out.

It wouldn't be K-towns D at all?



Sometimes the AI does funny things...it's like Umpires in baseball however - it all evens out because everyone gets funny things happening to them.



So once again no credit given to K-Town's D. That is fine I was just asking.



I wasn't dissing anyones Defense, just agreeing that sometimes the AI does weird/stupid stuff that we wouldn't do ourselves if play calling in real time.

Originally posted by otmalize
Originally posted by Cerneo

Originally posted by otmalize


Originally posted by Cerneo




They are right here...god damn you people are needy.

Spoon me or I'll create a player to do it for me...

I read the write ups I think of Smooth Jimmy Apollo from the Simpsons ->

"Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well, folks, when you’re right 52% of the time, you’re wrong 48% of the time.
.
.
Homer: Why didn’t you say that before!"

"TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Homer dials number
Voice: You… have reached… the Coach’s… Hot-…
Homer: Line.
Voice: Line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
Voice: In the game… of… Mi… am… i…
Homer: Mm hm.
Voice: Versus Cin…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: cin…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: nat…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: i…
Homer: Come on, come on, don’t you realize this is costing me money!"

"Football player: This team is fired up. We came here to play!
Homer: Aw right! picks up the phone to place his bet
Lisa: scoffing He’ll lose.
Homer: What? Didn’t you hear what he said?
Lisa: Look at the fear in his eyes, listen to the quiver in his voice. He’s a little boy lost in a game of men."

"Homer: You think we should bet against them?
Lisa: I’d bet my entire college fund on it.
Homer: You got it. on phone Moe, twenty-three dollars on New York!"

"Homer: Lisa, you picked the winner every time. You must have some kind of special gift!
Lisa: Come on, Dad. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that Houston’s failed to cover their last ten outings on away turf the week after scoring more than three touchdowns in a conference game.
Homer: Oh, my little girl says the cutest things."

"Brent Gunsilman: Well, sir, we’re two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show…"

"Barney: Hey Homer, didn’t you say that if Duff Dry wins the Duff Bowl, your daughter loves you?
Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington!
Barney: Okay, okay. They’re both great teams."

and finally ->

"Homer: Who do you like in the afternoon games?
Lisa: Well, I like the 49ers because they’re pure of heart, Seattle because they’ve got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat.
[later]
Brent Gunsilman: And on an extreeeeeemely suspicious play, the Raiders win!"



Wat.

Ok, we need to get you outside the house more.




wouldnt he have to be inside his house to watch the simpsons?

DC Sonics are going to prove your ass wrong, Cerneo. Great write up. I really enjoy them.

Originally posted by Whatsdafus
Originally posted by otmalize

Originally posted by Cerneo


Originally posted by otmalize



Originally posted by Cerneo





They are right here...god damn you people are needy.

Spoon me or I'll create a player to do it for me...

I read the write ups I think of Smooth Jimmy Apollo from the Simpsons ->

"Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well, folks, when you’re right 52% of the time, you’re wrong 48% of the time.
.
.
Homer: Why didn’t you say that before!"

"TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Homer dials number
Voice: You… have reached… the Coach’s… Hot-…
Homer: Line.
Voice: Line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
Voice: In the game… of… Mi… am… i…
Homer: Mm hm.
Voice: Versus Cin…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: cin…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: nat…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: i…
Homer: Come on, come on, don’t you realize this is costing me money!"

"Football player: This team is fired up. We came here to play!
Homer: Aw right! picks up the phone to place his bet
Lisa: scoffing He’ll lose.
Homer: What? Didn’t you hear what he said?
Lisa: Look at the fear in his eyes, listen to the quiver in his voice. He’s a little boy lost in a game of men."

"Homer: You think we should bet against them?
Lisa: I’d bet my entire college fund on it.
Homer: You got it. on phone Moe, twenty-three dollars on New York!"

"Homer: Lisa, you picked the winner every time. You must have some kind of special gift!
Lisa: Come on, Dad. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that Houston’s failed to cover their last ten outings on away turf the week after scoring more than three touchdowns in a conference game.
Homer: Oh, my little girl says the cutest things."

"Brent Gunsilman: Well, sir, we’re two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show…"

"Barney: Hey Homer, didn’t you say that if Duff Dry wins the Duff Bowl, your daughter loves you?
Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington!
Barney: Okay, okay. They’re both great teams."

and finally ->

"Homer: Who do you like in the afternoon games?
Lisa: Well, I like the 49ers because they’re pure of heart, Seattle because they’ve got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat.
[later]
Brent Gunsilman: And on an extreeeeeemely suspicious play, the Raiders win!"



Wat.

Ok, we need to get you outside the house more.




wouldnt he have to be inside his house to watch the simpsons?


he could just watch them on his PC if he wanted...you know, in the back ground...basically just that one episode would do, but perhaps some ahead of that so he gets the "family dynamic" down

wouldnt that still be inside?