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Gargus
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Originally posted by Gyuri1
Finally, I'm a fan of Philadelphia's professional sports teams


Aww man, and I was just about to ask you to be my friend... oh well.

 
Gyuri1
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Trust me, I'm no happier about it than you are.
 
Zeke Montana
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Gyuri, are you calling me an idiot.

Zeke is going to eat the match ball after another 2.5yd TD then he's gonna puke it up all over the Red Bulls.

And it's he's gets a third touch of the ball he'll possibly pass wind in their general direction.

Go Bulls
 
Gargus
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it's a good thing he's not going to eat the football, as that may lead to indigestion and constipation.

Although your bulimia should take care of the constipation thing, it still shouldn't be taken lightly.

Just please be sure to tell your guy to dial 9-1 before he attempts this darwin award task, and then if he starts to choke, just finish dialing the final 1.
Last edited Aug 21, 2008 06:06:16
 
Gyuri1
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I'm not calling Zeke an idiot, as players (especially those who spend their time running into the arms of 300 lb. defensive tackles) can't afford to be nervous about their opponents or else they'll start tip-toeing around and puking before they get a chance to play the match (let alone eat the match ball). GMs and coaches, on the other hand, can afford to be nervous when warranted, as the only 300 pounders they have to worry about running into is their ex-wives.
 
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These predications are getting to be scary accurate at times. ill post Zeta predications next to actual after this




After Game 11

ZETA Conference
For the top 4 of us in here, the projections are saying that we all win (both conferences do this) our week 16 games, which will not be the case im sure (since they play alpha's top teams). SO its basically until week 15, subtract a win from the current record.

1 Singapore Bulls .... 16 0
2 Semarang Red Bulls .... 14 2
3 Pacific Tsunamis .... 14 2
4 Thailand Titans .... 13 3
5 Fayetteville Razorbacks .... 13 3
6 Chiang Mai Gangsters .... 12 4
7 Phnom Penh Buzzards .... 9 7
8 Haiphong Bucks .... 8 8
9 Manilia Fisherman .... 8 8
10 Tapei Hurricane .... 7 9
11 Tokyo Hellfighters .... 6 10
12 Borean Clouded Leopards .... 4 12
13 Super Human Tetris Gods .... 3 13
14 Osaka Dunk .... 2 14
15 Hong Kong Phooeys .... 1 15
16 Van Alstyne Venom .... 0 16



Alpha Conference

1 Forbidden City Firestorm .... 15 1
2 Mekong Delta Force .... 14 2
3 Lost City Idols ....14 2
4 Winona Warriors .... 13 3
5 Macau Kraits ....11 5
6 Mandalay King Cobras .... 11 5
7 Oklahoma Steelers .... 10 6
8 Phuket Vandals .... 9 7
9 Phnom Penh Warriors .... 7 9
10 Golden Hill Bones .... 6 10
11 Stucknut Triceratops .... 6 10
12 Chappell Island Tiger Snakes .... 6 10
13 Oakland Green Machine .... 2 14
14 Taipei Pirate Hookers .... 2 14
15 Bien Hoa Bushidos .... 2 14
16 Gobi Desert Wolves .... 0 16

 
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(predicated) - (actual)

Tsunamis vs Hong Kong Phooeys (86-11) - (101-3)
Titans vs Leopards (52-9) - (44-7)
Gangsters vs Hellfighters (46-14) - (48-13) **almost...
Bulls vs Dunk (82-3) - (70-3)
Red Bulls vs Venom (137-3) - (97-7)
Fisherman vs Bucks (27-24) - (30-33) Still got point spread right...
Buzzards vs Razorbacks (22-18) - (7-17)
Hurricanes vs Tetris Gods (27-23) - (31-13)
Last edited Aug 22, 2008 14:39:35
 
Sockamidic
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Originally posted by TurboBoxer
im going to fill out the projector sheet tonight and during the season ill update it and post the predicated records for BOTH conferences. Or would people rather have some sort of power rankings thing?(dont know how to do one of those without taking up to much time)

EDIT:
After Game 1:

Projection for Zeta:

Thailand Titans------------16 0 0
Chiang Mai Gangsters-------15 1 0
Singapore Bulls------------14 2 0
Phnom Penh Buzzards--------12 4 0
Manilia Fisherman----------12 4 0
Pacific Tsunamis-----------11 5 0
Fayetteville Razorbacks----10 6 0
Laos Wasps-----------------9 7 0
Hong Kong Phooeys----------8 8 0
Semarang Red Bulls---------6 10 0
Super Human Tetris Gods----6 10 0
Borean Clouded Leopards----4 12 0
Tokyo Hellfighters---------3 13 0
Tapei Hurricane------------3 13 0
Van Alstyne Venom----------1 15 0
Haiphong Bucks-------------0 16 0



Seems like loooong time ago.

This is my favorite projection. Red Bulls don't make the playoffs, and Laos Wasps finish ahead of us, and actually make playoffs with the #8 seed.
Last edited Aug 22, 2008 16:51:50
 
TurboBoxer
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lol, how times have changed
 
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A lot of Game 16s are being counted as a win for both sides, i would say for both conferences top 6-8 or so subtract a win because week 16 is going to be intense, anything can and will happen.



After Game 12

Zeta Conference

1 Singapore Bulls .... 16 0
2 Pacific Tsunamis .... 14 2
3 Thailand Titans .... 13 3
4 Fayetteville Razorbacks .... 13 3
5 Semarang Red Bulls .... 13 3
6 Chiang Mai Gangsters .... 12 4
7 Phnom Penh Buzzards .... 9 7
8 Haiphong Bucks .... 8 8
9 Manilia Fisherman .... 8 8
10 Tapei Hurricane .... 7 9
11 Tokyo Hellfighters .... 6 10
12 Borean Clouded Leopards .... 4 12
13 Super Human Tetris Gods .... 3 13
14 Osaka Dunk .... 2 14
15 Hong Kong Phooeys .... 1 15
16 Van Alstyne Venom .... 0 16


Alpha Conference

1 Forbidden City Firestorm .... 15 1
2 Lost City Idols .... 15 1
3 Winona Warriors .... 13 3
4 Mekong Delta Force .... 13 3
5 Macau Kraits .... 11 5
6 Mandalay King Cobras .... 11 5
7 Oklahoma Steelers .... 10 6
8 Phuket Vandals .... 8 8
9 Stucknut Triceratops .... 7 9
10 Phnom Penh Warriors .... 7 9
11 Golden Hill Bones .... 6 10
12 Chappell Island Tiger Snakes .... 6 10
13 Oakland Green Machine .... 2 14
14 Taipei Pirate Hookers .... 2 14
15 Bien Hoa Bushidos .... 2 14
16 Gobi Desert Wolves .... 0 16
 
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