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Write up from the Dots/ Warriors Game

🎸 "PICK-SIX SHOCKWAVE" 🎸

Inspired by the high-octane energy of arena rock and football chaos

Verse 1

Friday night, lights burnin' white-hot steel
Quiroz hit the gas, made the whole field feel
DOTS crossed midfield, engines start to whine
But Warrior defenders kept drawin' the line

Friedman fired bullets, Walter took the shot
But hands in the passing lanes cooled down the plot
Turnover thunder, crowd starts to scream
Both sides throwin' sparks from the football machine

Pre-Chorus

Redline! Redline! Nobody's lettin' go!
Helmets crashin' harder than a runaway show!

Chorus

Kick it! Hit it! Heartbeat overload!
Burnin' down the sidelines on a two-team road!
Push it! Crush it! Never hit the brake!
Every snap another chance to make the stadium shake!
Whoa-oh-oh! Feel the shockwave rise!
Nobody blinkin', fire in their eyes!
Whoa-oh-oh! Hear the crowd ignite!
We're livin' a lifetime in four quarters tonight!

Verse 2

Warriors started marchin' with a full head of steam
Chain after chain like a freight train dream
HB punched through, crossed the goal-line stripe
Seven on the board and the pressure got ripe

DOTS kept swingin', Gagne made a play
Norwood moved the chains, tried to claw their way
Deflections kept fallin' like rain from the sky
Every first down earned, every yard a fight

Chorus

Kick it! Hit it! Heartbeat overload!
Burnin' down the sidelines on a two-team road!
Push it! Crush it! Never hit the brake!
Every snap another chance to make the stadium shake!
Whoa-oh-oh! Feel the shockwave rise!
Nobody blinkin', fire in their eyes!
Whoa-oh-oh! Hear the crowd ignite!
We're livin' a lifetime in four quarters tonight!

Bridge

Ten to nothing and the clock rolls on
Every chance lookin' like it might be gone
Warriors drivin', tryin' to close the door
DOTS defense sayin', "Not one yard more!"

Lockhart with the sack, brought the thunder down
Fourth-and-one battle shook the whole town
Every tackle louder, every second tight
You could smell the comeback somewhere in the night

Final Verse

Twelve minutes left, Warriors lookin' to strike
Quarterback loads up, crowd thinks they know alike
Ball leaves his hand, then everything flips
Rafael Schell puts destiny on his hips

Jumped the route clean, took the rocket away
Turned up the nitro and exploded downfield that day
Fifty... forty... nobody gonna catch that train
Thirty... twenty... touchdown in the rain!

The DOTS sideline detonated all at once
Like lightning hittin' gasoline by circumstance
Pick-six madness, whole stadium roars
One play kicked the heart of a thousand more!

Final Chorus

Kick it! Hit it! Heartbeat overload!
Heroes made of sweat on a blacktop road!
Push it! Crush it! Leave it all tonight!
Every warrior standing in the stadium light!
Whoa-oh-oh! Hear the sirens cry!
One team falls and another climbs high!
Whoa-oh-oh! What a way to fight!
The Turf Warriors survive by the end of the night!

Outro

13 to 7 when the smoke cleared away...
But the pick-six thunder still echoes today...
Helmets down... engines cool... crowd still alive...
That's football, baby...

...and that's how legends drive. 🎸🏈⚡

🏆 PEE WEE SUPER BOWL PREGAME SPECTACULAR 🏆

Hartford Bouncing Pickles vs. Turf Warriors
"The Return of the Silver League Blood Feud"

Live from The Burrow. Pyrotechnics. Marching bands. Helicopters that definitely cost too much. Three commentators enter the booth...

OPENING

PRESIDENT CAMACHO: "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP, DIPSTICKS!"

"The Pee Wee Super Bowl is HERE! We got the Hartford Bouncing Pickles from the Alpha Conference taking on the Turf Warriors from the Beta Conference. These ain't strangers folks. These teams used to beat the hell outta each other back in the Silver League before they got promoted to Gold! Now they're fighting for the biggest trophy in Pee Wee football!"

"And lemme tell ya, when I look at these numbers, I see one thing..."

slams podium

"DOMINANCE!"

GEORGE CARLIN: "Oh no. Here we go. Five seconds into the show and the President is already yelling at statistics."

"You notice football people always say things like 'dominance' and 'culture'? Nobody knows what the hell those mean. They're just words people use before they run directly into another human being."

"These teams used to battle for the Silver League crown, then got promoted, and apparently nobody thought we'd need a fresh storyline."

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: "George... stop whining. Dis is what football is about. Rivals. History. Pain. And very large children knocking each other into next Tuesday." "I love it."


THE ROAD TO THE SUPER BOWL

CAMACHO: "LET'S TALK HARTFORD!"

"The Pickles finished 10-6 but don't let that fool you. They were second in total offense and second in total defense. They led the Alpha Conference in rushing and scored 1,209 points this season."

"They knocked out Lone Star 20-0." "They knocked out top-seeded Sin City 24-14." "They earned this!"

ARNOLD: "Dat's cute. But I got da Turf Warriors." "13-3 record." "Number one defense." "Only 182 points allowed all season." "Fifty pass touchdowns." "They beat Martian Invasion." "They beat Mr. Coach Kline's DOTS." "And in da playoffs dey have allowed only TEN points total."

leans forward

"Dat is championship football."

CARLIN: "Only Arnold could say 'that's cute' after listing a team that scored twelve hundred points." "By the way, Hartford scores twelve hundred points and somehow still gets treated like they're the underdog." "That's football logic." "If you score a thousand points you're dangerous." "If another team scores nine hundred and fifty-one points they're called balanced."


QUARTERBACK BATTLE

CAMACHO: "I LOVE HARTFORD'S GUY." "The Big Dill! Whhhhoooooo!" "99 completions on 106 attempts." "807 yards." "FORTY-NINE TOUCHDOWNS." "ZERO INTERCEPTIONS!"

Pulls out guitar and plays riff

"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

CARLIN: "These football nicknames always sound like rejected menu items." "'The Big Dill.'" "What was second choice? Sandwich Number Three?"

ARNOLD: "Funny. But da Turf Warriors have TWO quarterbacks." "TW QB #1 has 1,877 yards and 23 touchdowns." "And TW QB #3 only completed 44 of 47 passes..."

"...for 42 touchdowns and zero interceptions."

points toward camera

"Forty-two touchdowns. On forty-four completions. Dat is not a quarterback. Dat is a guided missile."

CAMACHO: "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!" "Wait... hold on..."

looks at notes

"Actually that IS ridiculous. I need to get my top guy at the cabinet on this. He figured out Brondo....."


GROUND GAME WAR

CARLIN: "This is where it gets interesting." "Hartford's entire offense looks like a delicatessen escaped and learned football." "You've got The Dill Dozer." "You've got The Big Dill." "You've got The Kosher Kowalski." "I am shocked their offensive coordinator isn't named Relish Sullivan."

CAMACHO "THE DILL DOZER IS A MONSTER!" "6,074 rushing yards by the Pickles." "120 rushing touchdowns." "Number one rushing offense in the conference!"

Pulls out flamethrower

"Let me tell ya, that total dominance-ah."

ARNOLD: "Not so fast." "Turf has only 3,324 rushing yards." "But dey are more balanced." "Dey throw." "Dill is a limp cucumba in comparison."

"Dey run." "Dey control da clock." "Dey make fewer mistakes." "Dey are da machine."

CARLIN: "Arnold always picks the team he thinks is secretly made of robots."

ARNOLD: "Because robots win. They alvays come back"


DEFENSE

CAMACHO: "THIS IS WHERE THE GAME GETS NASTY." "Turf allowed only 182 points." "Best scoring defense." "Best rushing defense." "TW CB #1 is everywhere." "TW DE4 has 9 sacks." "They've basically spent the last month treating opposing offenses like unpaid parking tickets."

ARNOLD: "Exactly." "Dey break people." "I LIKE DAT."

CARLIN: "Of course you do." "Your solution to every football problem is the same." 'Get to da choppa.' Different situation, same answer."

ARNOLD: "If da quarterback is running for his life..."

"...he SHOULD get to da choppa."

CAMACHO:

laughing

"HE'S GOT A POINT!" plays more guitar riffs


THE SILVER LEAGUE HISTORY

CARLIN: "This is my favorite part." "Seasons ago these teams were fighting over Silver League championships." "Now they're doing it all over again in Gold." "Proof that football is basically professional grudge-holding."

CAMACHO: "YOU GOT DAMN RIGHT IT IS!" "These guys know each other." "They know the systems." "They know the coaches." "They know the tendencies." "No secrets left."

ARNOLD: "Similar story to great rivalries." "When two teams climb together..." "Da games become personal."

CARLIN: "And now we've got pickles versus warriors." "One side sounds like lunch." "The other sounds like a barbarian invasion." "America, baby."

FINAL PREDICTIONS

PRESIDENT CAMACHO: "THE BIG DILL." "THE DILL DOZER." "THE PICKLE ARMY." "Hartford controls the ball, pounds the run game, wins time of possession."

HARTFORD 24 - TURF 20

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: "Da defense is too good." "Da offense is efficient." "Dey already beat Martian Invasion." "Dey already beat Coach Kline." "Dey already beat da Pickles this yearah." "Now dey finish da mission."

TURF WARRIORS 21 - HARTFORD 13

GEORGE CARLIN: "I'm not picking." "Here's what happens." "One fanbase spends months claiming destiny." "The other fanbase spends months claiming disrespect." "Then a bunch of children decide it with a weird bounce, a fourth-down conversion, and somebody's controller sticking at exactly the wrong time."

leans into microphone

"And afterward both sides will swear they saw it coming."

CAMACHO: "THAT'S THE DUMBEST ANALYSIS I'VE EVER HEARD!"

CARLIN: "And yet it'll probably be right."

ARNOLD: "I'll tell you what is right."

CAMACHO: "WHAT?"

ARNOLD: "Whoever wins..."

"...somebody is carrying home a trophy."

CARLIN: "And somebody is carrying home three seasons of emotional baggage."

CAMACHO; "THAT'S FOOTBALL, BABY!"

🏆 KICKOFF IS NEXT! 🏆

A renewed Silver League rivalry. One final game. One champion.

Should be a good game

Can anyone explain to me why my bte was in as a receiver? Ive triple checked package setting and ai and my bte was in on some plays that he shouldnt have been. Is it a stamina thing?

Congrats, Pickles!!!

Not sure about the personnel issue, blackandgold09. Might have been a situation where the players in the depth chart were down too much on energy and the sim substituted a player?

Good Game Pickles

Great Game Warriors, If you had one more drive I think you win it.

Nicely done Pickles. Congrats

congrats pickles

everyone back next season?

Originally posted by R007C
everyone back next season?


Yaks will

Pickles will return

I believe the warriors are done, it takes to much time to maintain a team by yourself. I can make some players or dc for a team next season if needed

Great win Pickles! Congrats on taking home the big trophy! Great season by the Turf also. Honestly a great season by everyone, all teams were super competitive.

Im coming back from a season off .....as the blackout