Warrior General Games

Originally posted by rj24221
gg Yaks

GG now I know what Kong felt like after round 3

GG Martians

Don't blame him for styling and profiling into the end zone. He torched us.

https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=105484&pbp_id=268949

Originally posted by eastcoastbrian
GG Martians

Don't blame him for styling and profiling into the end zone. He torched us.

https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=105484&pbp_id=268949

Something was ridiculously fucked up with our passing game. 1 yard passes was not in the game plan.

GG Pickles

Season 121 Tournament

Bracket 1

Buckhead Royal Knights 28 vs Turf Warriors 10

Mr Coach Kline's DOTS 98 vs Ithaca Warriors 7

Clown Car Chitz Show: Featuring 49 vs King Trumps Tyrants 10

Walk-On Warriors 7 vs Irridescent Ditch Fish 35

Bracket 2

Arctic Circle Grim Reapers 35 vs Rome Gladiator Yaks 3

London Pee Wee Monarchs 7 vs Tanuki Thunder 38

Blitzin' Dots 31 vs Tokyo Godzillas 14

Hartford Bouncing Pickles 42 vs Martian Invasion 35

shame. If the games went today the Yaks would easily push past the Reapers.

Season 121 Tournament Round TWO

Bracket 1

Buckhead Royal Knights vs Mr Coach Kline's DOTS

Clown Car Chitz Show: Featuring vs Irridescent Ditch Fish

Bracket 2

Arctic Circle Grim Reapers vs Tanuki Thunder

Blitzin' Dots vs Hartford Bouncing Pickles

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 4 Power Rankings!


1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- I am not sure that skeletons can feel joy, but after surviving the Invasion with some last moment heroics they seemed to be having some sort of happiness as they walked off the field. Grimness it surely was not! Arctic Circle stays at the top of the PeeWee globe with the strong win and is one game from sweeping the first half of the Alpha games!

2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- After a good Yak grooming the Fish were looking for another customer. Oddly a huge pile of turf came flying through the air and landed, plop, right in our ditch! We went straight for it and found its feet or were they yards, no matter, we sucked them into our mouths, the Warriors squealed and squirmed but couldn't escape the Fishs bite. They looked lovely when we sent them away, fresh painted yard markers and all.

3. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- The Kline boys have climbed up into the 3rd spot with an easy win over the Monarchs. It seems that they have found something with Huey P. leading them at QB. Not sure if their opponents are just too disgusted to stand and face him or whether he actually has talent. Judging by the pleased look on the London ladies faces we are going to say talent!

4. Tanuki Thunder-Feeling a bit scalded after escaping the Reapers the Tanukis entered the Crow Dome hoping for an easier game. Instead they got a full on tussle with the Warriors. K Tanuki missed a 27 yard FG in the 3rd and then missed a 28.5 yard FG in the 4th. When he all the sudden ran onto the field on 3rd down with only .5 yards to go to try a 28 yarder in O.T. the coaches lost it, they werre screaming for him to return to the sidelines, but no! The ball was snapped and wham! Game winner, relief ran through the Tanukis sidelines and he was carried off the field on his teammates shoulders!

5. Martian Invasion- The Martians started both games yesterday with Vick the Martian going off, breaking free for big gains and getting the Invasion off to an early lead. Sadly the ray guns seemed to run out of batteries and the Invasion out of defense in the 4th quarter of both games and the Martians endured back to back 35 to 42 losses. I guess alien technology is not all its cracked up to be, duracells, lol, they were using human batteries, so much for aliens being more advanced.

6. Buckhead Royal Knights- The Knights have woken up to find that their is a dotball season going on and they are missing out on it. Just in time too as the undefeated Dots were going to send them to 0-4 and the season would have been basically over. BRK HB2 to the rescue, 4 carries, 4 receptions, 4 TDs, he set the tone for the offense which exploded for nearly 500 yards of offense and Buckhead is not dead yet!

7. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla was angry and embarrassed having been tricked into a porn film on his home turf. That was not his genre! However one of the Tokyo players thought it was great and decided to pursue things farther. He assumed the screen name Jesse Wood and went looking for work, sadly all he could find was a job tending Yaks. While he didn't like the herding job he did enjoy giving it to the Yaks, especially in the 4th quarter!

8. Blitzin' Dots- Perhaps the Dots were lulled into a false sense of security after seeing the Knights first 3 games, who expected them to come alive now! Not the Dots, they were caught off guard, the CBs forgot how to cover, the WRs how to catch and Blitzin' was dealt their first loss of the season.

9. Turf Warriors- The Warriors landed right in the Ditch, they were covered in Yak shit and Butterfly wings and looked horrible. Of course we invited them to take a swim, relax and tidy up a bit. We started the job with a nice toe nibble, turns out that turf toe is a real thing after all and boy did they scream when we bit into it! It wasn't long before the grass had been mowed and trimmed and tossed back out of the ditch ready for the next battle.

10. Rome Gladiator Yaks- The Yaks were looking pretty after the visit to the Fishes and they had a Turf enema on the way to the next game which was unfortunately against Godzilla, but when they arrived there was no one there but Jesse Wood and he was eyeing them in an odd way. Before long they had been herded right into Jesse's quarters and we won't describe what happened there. We only know the Yaks didn't enjoy it!

11. Walk-On Warriors- The Warriors came out and played their best game yet, they battled the Tanukis to a tie and into overtime only to never see the ball again and fall just short of win #1. Warriors schedule is ugly for the next three games, might as well just start preparing for the Warrior Bowl as that may be their Superbowl this season!

12. London Pee Wee Monarchs- Nothing seems to be going the Monarchs way this season and it sounds like it is due to the promotion of Coach Robbnva to the front office. The team has been missing him on the sidelines and he hasn't had the time to connect with the dots and get them headed the right way. Office jobs suck!! Demote yourself back to a humble, fresh air loving, leader of dots as soon as possible for your own sanity!

Also receiving votes!

King Trumps Tyrants-I thought that King Trump might meet his match this week. The Chitz show seemed to have it out for him! But when they called secret service agent Junky Knees Jasons wife the First Lady of Porn he lost it and sent them back to the circus throwing 3 TD passes in the win.

Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Pickles went limp when they were declared the team to beat last week. They didn't want all the pressure so, they are demoted below the Tyrants, who become the new Silver team with a target on their backs.
And as luck would have it they will do battle this week with the winner likely jumping out of the also receiving votes slot.

Originally posted by *Birdman*

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 4 Power Rankings!

Arctic Circle stays at the top of the PeeWee globe with the strong win and is one game from sweeping the first half of the Alpha games!




fish style jinx here

Originally posted by *Birdman*
Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Pickles went limp when they were declared the team to beat last week. They didn't want all the pressure so, they are demoted below the Tyrants, who become the new Silver team with a target on their backs.
And as luck would have it they will do battle this week with the winner likely jumping out of the also receiving votes slot.



Sir, I say, Sir. You have appeared to ignore our triumph over Marvin and the other aliens. You have insulted our honor, I challenge you to a duel! Pistols at high noon on Sunday.

Originally posted by eastcoastbrian
Sir, I say, Sir. You have appeared to ignore our triumph over Marvin and the other aliens. You have insulted our honor, I challenge you to a duel! Pistols at high noon on Sunday.



Okay! We are game, but i am afraid It won't be much of a shootout as neither FIsh nor Pickles have hands with which to hold said pistols!

gg Arctic, thinking i need to build more balanced after the first few games. my dots cant do anything right now, need more SPs lol

Gg blitzin

GG turf, entertaining playbyplay watch

GG London. Sorry my Yaks put such a dominating beating on you guys

Fun Game Godzilla! Well played and entertaining!