Warrior General Games

Originally posted by jfbueno
For a second I read that as poop in an Xmas DVD and was starting to wonder why you would do that.

If it was Jingle All The Way I could understand...

Originally posted by DeeVee8
If it was Jingle All The Way I could understand...

Hey now that's a great movie!

You had instant classic lines like "Who said you could eat my cookies?!?"

Originally posted by jfbueno
Hey now that's a great movie!

You had instant classic lines like "Who said you could eat my cookies?!?"

Put that cookie down, now!

Here's the Power Rankings after 7 games:

Power Rankings Produced by GLB2Scout Tool - http://www.GLB2Scout.com

Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating
1. Seattle SuperSonics - T Rex - (7-0-0) - 75.96
2. Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS - Triceratops - (6-1-0) - 72.46
3. Baton Rouge Junior College - Brontosaurus - (6-1-0) - 72.25
4. Dead World Cerberi - Pterosaur - (7-0-0) - 71.38
5. Las Vegas Outlaws - Triceratops - (4-3-0) - 71.21
6. Sons of Anarchy - Velociraptor - (6-1-0) - 69.63
7. Xmascoin Millionaires - Triceratops - (7-0-0) - 69.08
8. 13th Gallic Legion - Velociraptor - (5-2-0) - 68.63
9. Southside Rebels - Brontosaurus - (6-1-0) - 68.42
10. Corning Cows - Velociraptor - (4-3-0) - 68.25
11. Hub City Hustlers - T Rex - (3-4-0) - 67.67
12. Bad Meets Evil - T Rex - (5-2-0) - 67.58
13. Motor City Mayhem - Velociraptor - (6-1-0) - 66.25
14. Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels - Brontosaurus - (4-3-0) - 65.33
15. Death Valley Devils - T Rex - (5-2-0) - 64.88
16. Nebraska Cornhuskers - T Rex - (4-3-0) - 64.04
17. The Fappeners - Pterosaur - (5-2-0) - 63.50
18. The Drunk Irishmen - T Rex - (6-1-0) - 63.42
19. The Factory of Sadness - Velociraptor - (4-3-0) - 63.33
20. Dallas Djinn - Triceratops - (3-4-0) - 63.17
21. Denver Broncos - Velociraptor - (3-4-0) - 61.96
22. FBU Heat - Triceratops - (5-2-0) - 61.71
23. Baltimore Giants - Triceratops - (6-1-0) - 60.46
24. El Rey Vampires - Brontosaurus - (3-4-0) - 59.88
25. Gliwice Lions - T Rex - (4-3-0) - 59.58
26. CPU TEAM - Pterosaur - (6-1-0) - 59.29
27. Phuket Nightwalkers - Triceratops - (4-3-0) - 59.21
28. American Envoy Eagles - Velociraptor - (4-3-0) - 59.21
29. Weihenstephan Hefeweissbier - Velociraptor - (1-6-0) - 59.00
30. Helmand Provincial Pathan Pansies - T Rex - (5-2-0) - 58.29
31. Michigan Go Blue - Brontosaurus - (5-2-0) - 57.46
32. Shell City Shockers - Velociraptor - (3-4-0) - 57.29
33. Chicago Bears - Triceratops - (3-4-0) - 56.63
34. Montana Massacre - Pterosaur - (4-3-0) - 55.25
35. Haxfootball Juggernauts - Pterosaur - (2-5-0) - 54.50
36. Unsavory Gentlemen - Brontosaurus - (3-4-0) - 53.58
37. Fight Club - T Rex - (3-4-0) - 52.63
38. French Connection 2 - Velociraptor - (3-4-0) - 52.08
39. Kentucky Mountaineers - Pterosaur - (2-5-0) - 51.38
40. Barbery Guardians - Brontosaurus - (3-4-0) - 51.38
41. Next Year is My Year - Brontosaurus - (4-3-0) - 51.38
42. PAIN NATION MIDGETS - Brontosaurus - (3-4-0) - 50.88
43. New Hampshire Turtles - Brontosaurus - (1-6-0) - 50.08
44. WAR HAMMER - T Rex - (1-6-0) - 48.63
45. San Jose Sharks - Pterosaur - (2-5-0) - 48.63
46. Brolo El Cu�ado's - Pterosaur - (3-4-0) - 48.25
47. Santa Monica Mayhem - Triceratops - (1-6-0) - 46.79
48. Phoenix Flames - Velociraptor - (1-6-0) - 46.71
49. Tri-City Vikings - Pterosaur - (1-5-1) - 46.17
50. Athens Hoplites - Velociraptor - (3-4-0) - 45.50
51. Albuquerque Flames - Pterosaur - (2-5-0) - 44.04
52. Northern Uprising - T Rex - (1-6-0) - 42.33
53. Maine Bears - Brontosaurus - (2-4-1) - 42.17
54. Seattle United - Brontosaurus - (2-4-1) - 40.92
55. Oakland Dream - Pterosaur - (1-6-0) - 38.38
56. San Diego Hustlers - T Rex - (0-7-0) - 34.42
57. Winston-Hall Churchmen - Triceratops - (0-7-0) - 31.58

STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS (Triceratops) : 4088.0
2. Dead World Cerberi (Pterosaur) : 3875.5
3. Baltimore Giants (Triceratops) : 3595.0
4. Corning Cows (Velociraptor) : 3197.0
5. Baton Rouge Junior College (Brontosaurus) : 3136.5

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS (Triceratops) : 4088.0
2. Corning Cows (Velociraptor) : 3174.0
3. Sons of Anarchy (Velociraptor) : 3121.5
4. Death Valley Devils (T Rex) : 2976.0
5. Seattle SuperSonics (T Rex) : 2726.5

Passing Offensive Yards
1. Dead World Cerberi (Pterosaur) : 3851.0
2. Gliwice Lions (T Rex) : 2669.5
3. CPU TEAM (Pterosaur) : 2534.0
4. Shell City Shockers (Velociraptor) : 2479.0
5. Baton Rouge Junior College (Brontosaurus) : 2339.0

Total Defensive Yards
1. Baton Rouge Junior College (Brontosaurus) : 1221.5
2. Xmascoin Millionaires (Triceratops) : 1433.0
3. The Drunk Irishmen (T Rex) : 1549.5
4. American Envoy Eagles (Velociraptor) : 1770.5
5. FBU Heat (Triceratops) : 1787.5

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. CPU TEAM (Pterosaur) : 307.0
2. The Drunk Irishmen (T Rex) : 347.0
3. Xmascoin Millionaires (Triceratops) : 391.0
4. Albuquerque Flames (Pterosaur) : 394.5
5. Hub City Hustlers (T Rex) : 495.5

Passing Defensive Yards
1. 13th Gallic Legion (Velociraptor) : 439.0
2. Baton Rouge Junior College (Brontosaurus) : 491.5
3. Denver Broncos (Velociraptor) : 587.0
4. Southside Rebels (Brontosaurus) : 611.0
5. Dallas Djinn (Triceratops) : 634.5

Turnover Differntial
1. Las Vegas Outlaws (Triceratops) : 10
2. Unsavory Gentlemen (Brontosaurus) : 10
3. American Envoy Eagles (Velociraptor) : 8
4. Xmascoin Millionaires (Triceratops) : 7
5. Dead World Cerberi (Pterosaur) : 6

Total Points Scored
1. Baltimore Giants (Triceratops) : 345
2. Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS (Triceratops) : 330
3. Las Vegas Outlaws (Triceratops) : 315
4. Sons of Anarchy (Velociraptor) : 294
5. Dead World Cerberi (Pterosaur) : 293

Total Points Allowed
1. Xmascoin Millionaires (Triceratops) : 41
2. Baton Rouge Junior College (Brontosaurus) : 44
3. The Drunk Irishmen (T Rex) : 52
4. Seattle SuperSonics (T Rex) : 56
5. American Envoy Eagles (Velociraptor) : 56

These lists are based solely on stats and are in no way meant to offend anyone! Fun only! Enjoy!

** Rating Formula:
100 - (LadderRank(*2) + RecordRank(*2) + OpponentRecordRank(*2) + OffenseTotalYardsRank + OffenseTurnoversRank + OffenseTotalPointsRank + DefensiveTotalYardsRank + DefensiveTurnoversRank + DefensiveTotalPointsRank) / 12

Lurkers, come out!

I know we have played a few cupcake teams but nice to see the Irishmen up there in defensive categories

Damn on my screen it says im still #10 Motor City Mayhem. But I will assume that its from last season and this season.

Originally posted by Ticca
Damn on my screen it says im still #10 Motor City Mayhem. But I will assume that its from last season and this season.

The rankings Rob posted are from the glbscout tool. Takes more things into account then just win/loss, sos and history.

SoA vs BME

Prediction SoA by 14.

BME played it tough and overall had a good game. The second quarter being their only bad quarter. However in the end BME having caused 4 fumbles but only able to recover one, and only forcing 1 punt all game just couldn't hang on to beat SoA. QB Tyler Wilde lived up to his name with 3 long TD runs to secure the win and 4 overall. BME just couldn't pull out their inner Rocky on this one but proved that they can indeed fight with the top 10.

31-17 SoA. Right on prediction.

Link in OP.

MEM vs DVD

Prediction MEM by 35.

DVD came out strong with a rush by Eli "I can't believe I'm saying Eli" Manning for 58 yards and a TD but by the end of the first quarter MEM would be leading by 14-7. MEM would never relinquish the lead again. Showing the Devils what Devil Monkeys can do and relying on their QB to move the ball (anyone surprised?? Not really....). MEM cruises to an easier win then predicted.

MEM wins by 46.

Link in OP.

Originally posted by Zaranthuul
MEM vs DVD

Prediction MEM by 35.

DVD came out strong with a rush by Eli "I can't believe I'm saying Elk" Manning for 58 yards and a TD but by the end of the first quarter MEM would be leading by 14-7. MEM would never relinquish the lead again. Showing the Devils what Devil Monkeys can do and relying on their QB to move the ball (anyone surprised?? Not really....). MEM cruises to an easier win then predicted.

MEM wins by 46.

Link in OP.

HBs pulled their fair share too

Originally posted by jfbueno
HBs pulled their fair share too

34 rushes combined by both HB
29 by QB alone.

Don't worry Seattle is the same way.

Originally posted by Rob.
I'm looking forward to our matchup against the Late 90's Baton Rouge Tennessee Breast Cancer Space Jam Junior College Village Hornets


I love it!

Originally posted by jhiggseiu14
I love it!

Not as much as this chicken though

Another Win for MCM. 16-10! Whew he was pretty tough. GG to Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels and the Owner dcarbo.